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Bryce

@bsjnmedia.bsky.social
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Designer, Narrator, Pscyhology Graduate, Really Good at Saying "Dude"

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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Working in the AV team for a B2B meeting. First time I've ever been slotted into one of these God awful AI business gatherings, so I've decided to list some of the blatantly anti-consumer talking points they've been bringing up:
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I always loved how they handled the massive boss enemies in World of Horror. It's not just a small glimpse of what you're fighting; the camera zooms out all the way to show just how absolutely puny you are in comparison to the boss itself. It's a small detail, but it makes fights so intense.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guess I won't be touching a new PlayStation or Xbox console ever again. Go fuck yourselves with this ad bullshit; glad I switched to PC years ago.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had a dream loop last night where I was in some game, and the objective was to wake up at different areas of my bed. This roughly translated to me rolling over, waking up and realizing it was a dream, sleeping, rolling over to another spot of my bed, and waking up again. I fucking hate my brain.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 21/07/2026
who the fuck cares
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I miss the days when smartphones were "funny devices that you could use to pretend to drink digital beer haha cool" and not miserable surveillance devices that sit in your pocket.
An image of a 2006 iPhone preview, displaying said phone with a simulated cup of beer on the screen. It moves along with the phone, and was a classic gag app back in the day.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I fucking hate this stupid fucking gaming industry so much. It's run by tourists and incompetence beyond words, and I severely hope the dipshits running these big companies end up destitute by their own fuckasss decisions one day.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Been thinking about Mother 3 a lot as of late. What a fucking game.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Been trying to get into Marathon, but there's such a wide gap between the game itself and what the community is like. Gunplay is great, as are the visuals; the community posts are abysmal, and twice have I joined games with a guy advertising a GTA RP server over mic. I WANT to like it, but goddamn.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here I am, a man sitting in front of a CRT, watching another man sit in front of a CRT. Life is being lived. #yakuza
A CRT displaying a scene from Yakuza 2, in which protagonist Kazuma Kiryu is also sitting in front of a CRT.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Been thinking about how raw and intense this track is, the latter half especially. Kind of song that makes you want to kick some ass with tears rolling down your face. #music #diiv
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Incarnate Devil
YouTube video by DIIV - Topic
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Currently going through a classical paintings phase, and I'm absolutely obsessed with how utterly intense, compelling, and goddamn fierce eyes used to look. The kind of eyes you can just look into for hours tbh
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
After the Amazon Kindle debacle, I'm realizing how ubiquitous jailbreaking/CFW has become. Over the last decade, I've had to jailbreak at least 8 of my legacy devices due to corpo shenanigans. I still use these regularly, basically in spite of the companies that made them. It's becoming a necessity.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Flashback to the time I was so disappointed after playing Dragon's Dogma 2, that I got a nasty flu like a day after binging the game. The game wasn't even that bad; there was just something so acutely underwhelming about it compared to Dark Arisen.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think a lot about wasted potential. The few times I was enrolled into baseball games as a child, I excelled as a pitcher and received praise for it even throughout high school. Shame then that baseball has got to be the most boring thing to me. Couldn't pay me to play another game again.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just got a jury duty summons. I fucking love having to put my entire fucking life on hold for a fucking country that doesn't fucking care about me all so I can receive fucking pennies on the dollar for a supposed fucking "civic duty" that benefits only a select fucking few. Fuck.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Man, Steam community posts have got to be the bottom of the barrel in terms of Internet discourse. Just a cesspit of the most rank and rancid variety.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I might not care much about wack job conspiracy theories, but the phrase "Bottoms up, and the Devil laughs" still goes so hard even if it was born from a conspiracy about Monster energy drinks.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Had an awful dream where someone called me a "Dick-Smelling Cheese-Cretin". Woke up in a cold sweat, shivering.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Just had flan for the first time. Stunned by the creamy deliciousness of this jiggling yellow delight.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm beginning to think that referring to my car as a "beast of burden" in casual conversation has begun making people feel uncertain.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Can't stop thinking about the Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre...
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I hate that I live in a society where saying "I have to take a fifteen minute walk" is often met with "Oh that sounds rough". Like no, bro. It's optimal. Fuck, man.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sometimes you get bored and decide to try using your lock picking set on the office's shredding bin. It's moments like these when you realize how genuinely terrible like 90% of consumer locks actually are.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I should get a monthly stipend for being the guy who washes his dishes right after I'm done eating. People always praise me for it, and I've never received a cent for it. What gives?
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
In the same way that every Skyrim character ultimately ends up as a stealth archer, I find that each playthrough of Disco Elysium I start ultimately ends with Harry being a gay communist cowboy, with the only variable being alcoholism.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm so fucking sick of having to carry a tiny box of misery in my pocket that only seems to give me bills, bad news, and brain-rot. SO fucking sick of it.
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APE-AHAB @ape-ahab.com · 06/03/2026
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
For years I've often used an image for profile pics of me in Japan with an owl perched on my arm and a cup of coffee in my other hand. The unanimous question after seeing the pic tends to be "Is that your owl?" The answer is no, and every goddamn day I wish the answer was yes.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
New Wish for 2026: I hope LinkedIn dies by the end of the year. Looking at posts on that site for more than a few minutes made me want to choke on my own puke.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Our girl is finally free. #CookiesBustle #Cookie #RetroGaming
Cookie, star of Cookie's Bustle, in front of an explosion and lyrics from her game's soundtrack.
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
BREAKING: We've freed Cookie. Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL. More info:
gamehistory.org
We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation
We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Final update on the Los Angeles parking complex tally chart: Ass has won by a considerable amount. Granted, the legitimacy of this victory has yet to be determined.
A drawing on a wall of a public parking complex. It is a competitive tally chart, with one side labeled "TiTS" and the other labeled "ASS". Ass has wone significantly over tits, though many of the results seem to be from the same pen.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
An update on the Los Angeles parking complex tally chart: Ass is winning by a considerable amount, though tits is starting to catch up.
A drawing on a wall of a public parking complex. It is a competitive tally chart, with one side labeled "TiTS" and the other labeled "ASS". Ass is in the lead with eight tally marks, while tits has five.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Flashback to a healthcare job I had interviewing patients about their lifestyle. During onboarding, I asked the instructor what to do if there were cultural differences that could change the standard process. She said "You just have to question everything, huh?" That was the only question I asked.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No, I certainly don't have feelings for the smoking lady on the pizza shop's TV screen. Shut up
Picture of a pizza shop's TV screen, in which a woman with dark clothes and hair is smoking at a bar while sitting beside a black cat.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My contribution to the city of Los Angeles
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I may be new at this, but the more I study how to code, the dumber and and dumber "vibe coding" ends up seeming.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Fuck, I hate living in this shithole.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I really have to wonder how BlueSky's algorithm came to the conclusion today that I was into Zootopia vore imagery. I'm not into it; you'd know if I was. I am unfortunately not into seeing Nick Wilde eating his loving partner Judy Hopps whole. I can only assume she's loving. Never saw either film.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
All this Highguard drama has only just reminded me of the time my friend attempted to get me a Concord beanie as a joke merely two days before the game's shutdown. Sadly, Concord merch was canned not long after the game was, so no beanie for me. God, it would've been such a good conversation piece.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
To Media Freaks of Bluesky: What's a good VCR to get for recreating authentic VHS video? I think I've worked out the process of transferring it to digital, but now I just need to know what kind of hardware would work best. Any help's mighty appreciated. #VHS #VideoEditing #Retro
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm sure it's a popular question at the moment, but to all the expats out there: what's the best way to find work outside of the US? Just having a good old bout of immense shame for being born in the US, as usual. Figured I'd get some input if possible.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
God. Words can't express how much I needed a game like Skate Story in my life right about now. It plays phenomenally, and is stylistically perfect.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm on an Amtrak bus wherein the guy in the row next to me has decided to leave his phone's audio on to watch videos. Most of what he's watched has been ads. It's fucking 2AM.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Really hope social media dies soon. Like, the whole damn thing; the entire kit n' kaboodle. Throw it all in the bin, yesiree.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
FINALLY!
A sticker placed on a piece of machinery that states "UNLOCK Die".
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Another day, another realization that Siouxsie and the Banshees' 1986 goth-rock classic Tinderbox is a near-perfect album.
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk. please donate if you can! fund.blender.org
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
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Bryce @bsjnmedia.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Been nearly a year since I transferred my Spotify library to digital/physical (buying when possible) and you know what? It feels great knowing I'll never see a dumbass yearly wrap-up again. No more "You're a turbo quirk nerdypuss!!!" after monitoring how much 90s techno I listened to this year. 🎉
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