Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They are both responsible for many thousands of lost hours of my life. 020
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Goddamn, The Royal Tenenbaums just kicks so much ass. 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Excited to go see Primetime and get the promotional 32oz coca cola cup that looks just like a 4-pack of Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers! 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Probably. It's a cesspool of zero value, so I haven't been there in some time. But I've seen (and engaged with) people saying this sort of thing previously. 100
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So you're saying that you've never been on Nextdoor.com? 100
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just ordered some Peking. It's that kind of Saturday. 011
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I thought Leon Black was trending because of the Curb marathon on HBO. 010
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN anything else seems highly unlikely at this point 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Improving at soccer because we're a declining empire 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Cutting the blowhole out of a dead whale to be used as a fleshlight seems like the next RFK story to drop. 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Throwing my geography degree in the trash. www.maptap.gg June 9 100🎯 96🔥 100🎯 100🎯 93🎉 Final score: 975 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Drinking a non-alcoholic beer with a bourbon. I contain multitudes. 140
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I just logged on, so I have no idea what you're talking about. But you seem to have a good head on your shoulders, so I'll go along with this. 250
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I'm gonna get mine, whether the chicken comes or not. 150
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026THIS ONE NEAT TRICK COSTCO DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW 1370
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Well, shit. I always considered myself a fast reader, but I don't think I could pull this off. 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Marty Stuart looking like David Byrne and Steve Bannon's love child. 120
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Picture taken while Rubio was explaining the thing about Kristi Noem's husband 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Why not equip the space marines with a few boxes of baking soda? Is Weyland-Yutani Corp really that cheap? 000
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026That guy has definitely jerked off to more than one of the Charles Bronson Death Wish movies. 020
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Tom Hanks yelling "Spalding! Spalding, I'm sorry!" 010
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026It will help today's youngsters in the years to come when they are writing to their dearest Elizabeth during our second Civil War. 050
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Lake & Palmer polls show that Platner would have to be a Lucky Man to pull this one out. 150
Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 02/03/2026As the vocalist of the cover band Six Mary Seven, I can assure you that those are not the words to that song. 030
