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Blast Thickneck

@bryix.bsky.social
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Shitty puns and beer. Accepting only fresh brine.

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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well, shit. I always considered myself a fast reader, but I don't think I could pull this off.
Article says "Here are 1.5 Trillion Reasons not to trust Hegseth's budget" and then estimates it as a 6 minute read.
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My guy has a terminal case of Aphex Twin.
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Not this guy just blasting farts that smell like deviled ham.
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Homebrewed 9.32% Doppelbock is tasting mighty fine today.
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Cab Calloway has risen from the grave
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Don't tell anyone, but I've obtained an official list of witsec aliases.
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Blast Thickneck @bryix.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The question I've been asking for the past eight years.
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