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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I were a urologist, I’d make sure to snatch up the TikTok handle DikDok.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

George Hamilton’s tan’s got nothing on Aaron Sorkin’s.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s something so similar between Andy Cohen and John Malkovich.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If monkeys are writing on a typewriter, writing infinitely, then they are bound to come up with A Tale of Two Cities, word for word, except the first usage of the word “worst” being written “blurst.”

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wait…who did the dish run away with?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Did Kid Rock’s Halftime special end up winning any Emmys?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Riddle me this: I have Criterion Channel, basically all streaming services. Most films at the tip of my finger. Yet, what do I do? I rewatch a TV version of Once Upon a Time…In Mexico in SD. What’s wrong with me? I have so many films in my queue and wishlist! Gah!

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Raise your hand if you knew of Ian Frazier’s New Yorker piece before there was even talk of the movie Coyote vs. Acme. ✋

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

“Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome, yes, but it’s also a hidden euphemism that suggests the person is a lesbian.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

If Chaplin’s granddaughter married Yoko, she’d be called Oona Ono. And if she made a mistake playing Uno, then Oh no! Oona Ono uh-oh’d in Uno.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Please help me! Which great musicians/musical artists also have amazing, eclectic filmographies? David Bowie and Tom Waits, obviously. Who else?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Netflix and Scorsese release the SCTV reunion movie NOW!!!

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Vladimir today, Estragon tomorrow.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This is Just to Say II By: Brycen Beck Forgive me But who eats plums For breakfast? Who eats them ever? I mean, I’ve never Known anyone to eat them Like, ever Plums? Cold plums!? Now, a toaster strudel In the freezer I get. Yummy and healthy too

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You may now see me as Bologne, But one day you’ll see me as Rome

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ishtar is a movie that shouldn’t work on paper, but also doesn’t work as a movie.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trump who’s responsible for cutting down a Cherry tree in D.C. “I cannot NOT tell a lie!”

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

À propos of nothing, I went to the gift shop at the Vatican and there was no Closet Organizer™️ there nor, I was told, there never was such a product.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Turns out I’m a producer on the film By Any Means.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

@nanglish.bsky.social loved seeing you in the Lorne doc sitting next to Lorne under the bleachers. Also, was watching some old SNL and looky who I see? you literally don’t age. #nanggang

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Catherine O’Hara, Brenda Fricker, Jaye P. Morgan, and Tim Curry have all padded away this year. They were all in Home Alone II: Lost in New York. Do you think a certain someone is getting nervous? If I were him I’d consider opting out of the next Adam Sandler movie.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“What’s your favorite primate? Mine is… *grabs crotch* Macaque!”

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This was pointed out to me that rams charge. The are chargers. You can also charge a Dodge Ram.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

David Krumholtz is one of the greatest actors of his generation (see his scene stealing work in The Deuce), and it saddens me that he’s stepping away from acting. I personally blame the Coens for going their separate ways.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Anyone else think Phil Lord looks like Ramsey Bolton?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

People always talk about Armageddon and Deep Impact, Volcano and Dante’s Peak, movies that have roughly the same plot coming out within a year or so of each other. No one seems to talk about Heart Condition and Ghost, both came out in 1990.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Will I get The Wizard of Oz if I haven’t seen any of the prequels like The Wizard of Ox or The Wizard of Oy?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Despite popular believe there’s no scientific proof that anyone can live on a prayer.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Greta Lee and Olivia Munn should have a fight to the death. There can only be one!

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My honest hope is after he’s gone or (knock on wood) investigated and incarcerated, we all collectively never talk about or think about him again. In the immortal words of Paul Anka, “Just don’t look!”

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Top 10 Directors of All Time and my favorite movie of theirs: 1. Charlie Chaplin - Modern Times 2. Coen Brothers - No Country for Old Men 3. Martin Scorsese - Goodfellas 4. Stanley Kubrick - 2001: A Space Odyssey 5. Steve McQueen - Hunger (Cont’d)

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Today is the 12th anniversary of my moving to LA. Barely made it in the halcyon days of good LA. Before Robin Williams died. During Obama’s second term. Before *him*. Here’s to at least 12 more!

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

So basically in July in the year of our Lord 2026, you can’t eat anything mentioned in the Frazier theme song.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I really and truly believe if I had good eyebrows, I’d be far more successful in life.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Kevin Feige be looking like a bald Jamie Kennedy.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I watched Nolan’s The Odyssey, and I didn’t see the scene with Cyclospora. Like you’re all talking about how pervasive she is, but I couldn’t find her in the movie. Did I miss it? #theodyssey

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I know it has been said elsewhere, but connotation notwithstanding, Nausea would be a beautiful name for a child.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If I were to open a dispensary, I’d either call it “Hempressive!” Or “Potent Pot-ables.” What about you?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

More like Trump has got the detritus touch. 😏

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What if there was a guy whose last name is Air, and he named his son William Ian?

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Taken from someone else, but I’m curious—Be honest... What's one Beatles song you always skip? Don't say "none." We all have one.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Congratulations, Mel! Just 1900 more years to go.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So glad it’s the weekend! I’m so swamped you could call me the Washington D.C. Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Now time for some R&R (ripping down fences and ripping up pool lining paint)

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

In France, Kevin Bacon is called Kevin Lardon.

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“Yeah, I participated in a foursome.” -Grandpa Joe Bucket

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Brycen Beck @brycenbeck.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The Simpsons sells Simpson cels of Simpson cells.

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