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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 15h
I have to be honest with you. The post is bait. Posts in this format are always engagement farming. The LinkedIn by GPT tone, sentences cut up like that cherries poem, are because OP intends to earn cents for dunks. It's bukkake with words. No one who participates will emerge with any dignity.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 15h
SHARON, I'VE SOLVED MUSIC
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 29/09/2026
That was the London mothership though. I'm confident that no reason will ever surface to question the opinion of a regional auditor's office
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 29/09/2026
because I dunno, but an independent auditor that signs off accounts covering multiple years that misreport more than £900m in revenue should maybe have a perspective
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 29/09/2026
has anyone checked in with BDO (Manchester office) for their perspective on this Man City thingmy?
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 28/09/2026
hey remember that time we spent £42m of public money to not build a bridge 200 metres away from this one?
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 28/09/2026
Yeah, it's been live-laugh-loved by the exact types of people who wanted Slaughterhouse Five banned.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it's a tough one. The whole thing would sit a lot easier if he'd called himself an artist
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
I honestly have no idea of the point. All this optimising, and for what? It's too much like, on a societal level, that weird guy who spends all his hours working on ways he's going to live forever (while hating life and obviously fast-forwarding towards a miserable and ignominious death).
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
sort of nuts that Kurt Vonnegut buying an envelope would become a manifesto in ways he or anyone else could have ever imagined
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
so begins another week of not clicking on stories about tilly norwood
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 26/09/2026
My preferred way work do it would be for the League to put a carve-out on the arbitration rule and allow individual clubs to sue Man C directly for lost income. If administration follows, they become creditors in the CVA.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 26/09/2026
Can confirm. The Scottish version (Rangers getting caught tax-dodging, going into administration to welch on the bill, being blocked from transferring the club to a new company before liquidation, so having to start as an entirely new club at the bottom of the pyramid) was glorious entertainment.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 26/09/2026
last night while in a vulnerable state of mind I did something I swore I'd never do, I wrote a substack bryceelder.substack.com/p/a-number-o...
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A number of disconnected thoughts after seeing an annoying show about humans vs AI
You have been warned
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 25/09/2026
so, y'know. Mind the thirst
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 25/09/2026
apropos nothing, I'd put the chances of this site's entire DM database leaking within the next six months at exactly 100%
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
So you're booking god's work as goodwill? It's a theologicaly sound approach, though I'd want to see the audit report.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
The omnipresent immateriality of god is going to be challenging to reconcile as an intangible asset under IAS 38
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
Tricky. If it's a pantheistic god then equity market value is probably the book value of all things bright and beautiful. If it's a panentheistic god, you'll probably have to use a DCF. Either way, from everlasting to everlasting is going to cause a duration mismatch for holders.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
It happened. It finally happened. After 30 years on the World Wide Web I've just clicked an advert thinking it was an article. Put me in a chair in a home five miles from the sea and let me listen to early 90s house while the nurse cuts my pills with caustic soda
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
menswear guy is such a psyop
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 24/09/2026
men, you should definitely buy a cream double-breasted suit. You'll definitely go though your day looking like this guy and not a David Byrne tribute act running a marathon
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 23/09/2026
Still, bsky.app/profile/bryc...
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 22/09/2026
It has stuck in my mind that Mr @jayrayner1.bsky.social pinned this trend back in 2017
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 21/09/2026
And in conclusion: bsky.app/profile/bryc...
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 21/09/2026
Oh, I've got another one. There's nothing wrong with well-done steak. If it's a wet shrink-wrapped bit of sirloin or tenderloin, it's often the best option. There's this pervasive idea that by cooking past medium-rare you're shaming yourself and disrespecting the cow. Nonsense. Cremate the fucker.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 21/09/2026
Have had a similar experience a few times at ambitious places. Heston used to do cola bottles flavoured with various whiskies, stuck to a postcard-sized map of Scotland. Daft, cute, memorable, and an incremental upgrade on eating regular cola bottles.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 21/09/2026
Very much this. Restaurant kitchen desserts have, by and large, been usurped by the confectionery industry. Escoffier would lose his mind at a box of Celebrations.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 21/09/2026
Between a third and a half of things on restaurant dessert menus aren't as enjoyable as a Toffee Crisp.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 20/09/2026
Three Chimneys? Yeah, they do right.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 19/09/2026
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 19/09/2026
Dude, i'm having a coffee. Don't make me think about Derrida
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 19/09/2026
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 18/09/2026
He's seen worse, he was in I Claudius
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 18/09/2026
More recently, at a woofy place out east, I said "ah fuck, here we go" considerably too loud when the chef-owner came over to do his explanation of course #9 and he took *massive* offence
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 18/09/2026
In the early 2000s, Derek Jacobi had to hold the stall door open for me while I was hangover sick in the toilet during a lunchtime service at The Ivy
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 18/09/2026
Yes. Ditto.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 18/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOUe...
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The Day Today - IRA
YouTube video by Jamie839
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 17/09/2026
Like it escaped from a lab.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 17/09/2026
What's being observed here is the Pandemic Dip. The memory-hole caused by 2020-2022 had such gravity that it bent the surrounding date-vibes continuum (fig.1)
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 17/09/2026
we're working on it www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...
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Corrie's Amanda Barrie leads balaclava grannies for IRN-BRU prize hunt
A group of grannies on mobility scooters are to be unleashed across four UK cities as part of an IRN-BRU challenge in celebration of the brand's 125th anniversary
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
will be deleting this in a bit
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
Exactly right. What united the indigenous community during my time there was a (successful) campaign to add "The" to the village name, to mark its historic role as "The" road to the gallows.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
Fellow village survivor here, albeit we had a pub. One that barred everyone who lived in "the new houses".
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Piddington has voted to pull out of Ed Sheeran's US tour
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
A toxic combination of legitimate concerns, NIMBYism and Richard Curtis. This country.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 16/09/2026
Piddington's a no-pub village that's 20 minutes across fields from the proposed site, which includes a Category B prison that opened in 1994. What honestly are we doing?
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 15/09/2026
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 15/09/2026
Very much so. bsky.app/profile/fohf...
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