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Bryan B.

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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 14h
Whalefall: Jaws meets Moby Dick, only less well done. Skip.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 16h
Hey 911 show, I see you have plagiarized the plot of Volcano.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 20h
So Major, you're exalting all chaplains, right? if you just do evangelicals, there'll be trouble. 1st amendment means no playing favorites.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The reason 👽 haven't made contact w us is bc they know we've been planning what to do w movies n such for decades. Besides we re the real Klingons. We're a no go zone.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many tops does Don have? Big Daddy Vlad, Kim 3rd, Xi, Bibi, Sultan Erdogan, who else? Oh yeah Sheikh Bonesaw.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Apparently, numbnutses haven't brought up young men to treat ladies like ladies.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Peter Hegseth, listen up. You launch nukes, the USA will become Babylon. You know your book of Revelation, don't you. You'll unleash a holy war, just were going to be the forces of evil. But go on w your quixotic kerfuffles w "weirdos"
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I find it funny that the tech douches have companies named after Tolkien references. He loathed industry. He was so old school he was almost a Hippie.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US military has been in the mindset of conventional war, but what if the other guy doesn't?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you have a YouTube channel, stop hectoring us to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! We all know how YouTube works. You come across as a needy annoyance.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Iranians and houthis have degraded our logistics in the ME, even if we can insert personnel in country, how can we resupply? When we liberated Normandy we had air supremacy, we owned the seas, we had secure logistical bases. Iran, we have 0 of any of those.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So Grandpa Pervert is going to Syracuse to campaign for the Long Island Loser, fun.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Could Trump order nukes, yeah sure. But here's the thing, any nation that fires nukes in anger will automatically become an international pariah. So if we do, we're even more screwed.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only on a few occasions has anybody conquered a strong Iranian regime, when it happened, military history was written. Alexander the Great, the Muslim blitzkrieg in the 600s, etc. Draftdodger, Corporal Jarhead, and Major Bear-Stearns aren't those guys.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the deaths in Avengers:Doomsday will be Dr. Doom unaliving himself when he realizes there's no point to anything. Hey, they wanted dark, can't get darker than that.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cmon, pig butchers, Tanya Tate is very active on here, so we'd recognize her pics.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watch, this Christa Pike situation becomes another Terry Schiavo.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grandpa Pervert sympathizes for the alleged r@pists, not surprised.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon, buddy, stealth tech is about radar not visual. Go impregnate desperate women and pound more ketamine, my dude.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, strict constitutionalists, the Congress decides where the monies go. The Executive branch executes the laws. We have a president, not a Caesar. Unless you're proclamations abt strict interpretation of the constitution is bullshit.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apartheid Klyde just split up w one of his broodmares. Knock up a gal 4x and then just ghost her on X. Classy.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How long b4 McCarthy is fired or Ayahuasca Man asks for a trade?
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The whole Jed York Ohio trailer park hooker business sounds fishy. You're rich as hell, there's plenty of classy sex workers you could, well yknow. Is he that cheap?or is he a pedo?
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, sure now they're developing wizbang therapies for pancreatic cancer. Too late for my brother AND a neighbor/spiritual advisor. Reminds me of they discovering a cure for a disease after Bones pulled the plug on his dad.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are modern movies so dark and washed out? Do directors and cinematographers have vision issues?
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, antivaxxers who are concerned abt guys swimmers, getting the mumps can fry your balls. Also my sister is mostly deaf bc of mumps.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If My Lai happened today, Calley would get promoted. We have a fratboy McNamara.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok petey, you claim the dept of wor is gender neutral, but yet you disparage "tranniez" Princeton should yank your diploma for such ignorant illogic.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So is it the 70s all over again? The prez is a crook, oil is a problem, and our military is getting owned by heavily armed peasants. Is this what the 70s were like? Yay progress. Lol.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jim Nance rn- thank God that's over.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ol Gav is really digging a hole for himself.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pete invokes Jerusalem and Rome in a harangue. 1st, Judea was a reluctant province of Persia. 2nd, Rome never conquered Pesia. In fact, Persian regimes kicked Roman ass on several occasions.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shit will get really real if we put boots on the ground in country. A senile buffoon and a religious zealot have given birth to another generation long war.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look the illegal war is stupid to being w, but telegraphing your punches like saying we're gonna do x on such date is really dumb, but stable genius and Warfighter bro were taught by Clausewitz and Sun Tsu personally.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good job DOGE, you fuck ups have made the current Ebola outbreak bigger than the West African one a decade ago. Golf clap.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, what if this AI bubble pops. And all of those Gd data centers are left abandoned.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After exonerating Tricky Dick, DoJ will state that the Federal govt was out of line defeating the Confederate States.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do they call him John the Baptist, he was Jewish.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn, Trump sounds old and feeble in those taxpayer paid patriotic jerkoff ads. They couldn't digitally mess w them to make him sound virile.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blue states probably have higher cost of living, but red states are underinvested.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So lemme get this straight, we're blowing taxpayer monies to deport revenue generating individuals? I'm confused.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok guys, keep your hands and dicks to yourselves. The woman will let you know when she wants to get frisky. Are you all mentally defective 4 y.o.s?
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Major Bear-Stearns, Isaiah was a prophet, not a Navy SEAL. I thought as an evangelical I thought you were aware of this. Ofc the Almighty isn't also a fan of drunkenness and adultery. As well as pride. But what do I know. I never went to Princeton.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just great our McNamara is an insecure, alcoholic fanatic. So should we just surrender?
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The philosophy of Athens? Major, a Jesus person like you advocating Heathen gay guys is kinda funny. But go on. Also Rome glassed Jerusalem 2x, so yeah.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You'd think more ppl would become politicians. Sex, money, gifts, fancy vacations. I'd do it, but I'm a Democrat, and democratic voters prefer ppl w propriety. I said prefer.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not surprised the DoJs capos are reviewing Tricky Dick and Watergate. The postmodern conservative movement got its start by ppl who felt he was fucked over by 'libs'.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jimmy Bowman only has a political career bc he's Thiels bottom. He's an awkward clueless dork. I know now why he didn't fit in at Harvard.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've had narcissists as potus, we've had ignoramuses as potus, we've even had several w significant brain pathologies, but altogether? We're rawdog screwed.
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Bryan B. @brybarber84-84.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the tech bro dork is Pervert Gaetzs BIL, has been a trumpie since 26, is already a part of the military,-industrial complex, and dresses like a bum. God help us.
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