Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 05/08/2026loved these, we put ‘em on the coozies and now everyone’s lives are vastly improved tyvm to my lifelong pal @newthanks.bsky.social 120
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 03/07/2026The entire Woodland Park zoo was just evacuated quietly… we didn’t get an explanation but I have never seen them evacuate the entire zoo like this before. 😮💨 #seattle 230
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 12/06/2026all time fave tho was this hot dog stand in SF. what’s in the frankfurters, andrea???? 050
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 12/06/2026well wait until you see the repair truck that fixed my freezer last week 120
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 05/06/2026good news, everyone zilliz cloud: fully managed milvus - 10x faster 110
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 01/06/2026good news everyone, the proprietors of this fine establishment would like you to know: 110
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 20/04/2026loved finding this bad boy on my roadtrip home from Spokane last year 010
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 30/01/2026at the preschool / middle-school powerhouse-combo protest in #seattle 000
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 07/11/2025yesterday I merged in some unit tests that involved validating timezones 020
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 05/11/2025HELL YEAH NYC!!! next up: would love a massive Seattle mayoral win for Katie Wilson! 140
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 28/10/2025omg 16 innings - we’ve reached the “P4 Edge Case Boundary” for the Apple sports app’s design “What are the odds anybody even reaches that situation” You just *know* there’s a backlog ticket to support this 010
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 29/01/2025@mrgan.com these posts were back to back in my timeline - i gotta ask if they’re about the same guy 020
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 05/01/2025somebody get BlueAir a design award for this date picker 😬 010
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 31/12/2024@jdan.me @nsfmc.bsky.social detecting a pattern in my timeline rn 130
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 06/12/2024love when brands are like FIFTY PERCENT MORE* *than our 4oz size 010
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 24/11/2024oh cool turns out i really am the center of the universe aurora.ndimensional.xyz/p 030
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 20/11/2024You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me 140
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 17/11/2024Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline 010
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 04/11/2024The AI that was promised: 💪🤖✨ The AI that was delivered: 000
Bryan Clark @bryanjclark.com · 15/06/2023Got an invite yesterday to sign up! I expect I’ll continue to mostly use Mastodon, but there aren’t enough shitposters over there 360
