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@bryaninthegale.bsky.social
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Plays Bass! and a few other instruments. Banner is from a Dear Hunter show, they were a blast bryanhansen503.wixsite.com/bryanhan…

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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
airline travel is very brittle, apparently similar experience flying united, diverted from ohare during a tornado warning on an intl flight with a timed-out crew just one person taking point on a special case like this saves 200 people clogging the phone lines and struggling with a useless AI chat
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
resident evil 2026 no one can do their jobs right except the gig economy worker who's too stressed to do the job properly
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fortune's weave sure does take it's time. but also it's funny that it's essentially fire emblem: refantazio
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
family feud is really weird to watch with the sound off
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
certified dad moment me: these calamari rings are like crack dad: more like kraken
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
metroidvania devs: your new item provides you with protection from burgers. here's a tutorial room full of burgers to teach you how to use it. survival horror devs: (on the wall, in blood, next to a flamethrower) grill the burgers. this too shall pass. (screaming burger enters room)
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
action adventure devs: players are stupid so we need to tell them what to do at all times grand strategy devs: what the fuck is a tutorial. Just figure it out over time.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hero of ages is a good book and good trilogy ender
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
coyote vs. acme sticks the landing
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just finished the well of ascension and unfortunately now I have to sleep instead of starting the next book
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
cautiously optimistic for the new kirby game, as long as the open world isn't barren like prime 4's was. i need to go back and finish forgotten world
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
newmetroidnewmetroidnewmetroid
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lanterns ep 3 This seems like a villain's backstory, no?
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i made chili with too many beans and i've been farting for four hours
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
accidentally checked out the same book from the library twice
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
on the ever given (the suez canal boat)
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolutely. We should also have them call their parents, maybe write "I will not be late" on a chalkboard too.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 13/08/2026
Men will literally build a baseball field in their corn field instead of going to therapy.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Early The Dear Hunter song: [whining for 9 minutes in five different sections of song] I didn't know people could lie to me including this prostitute so now Im angry at everyone but especially her Late The Dear Hunter song: [over the grooviest beat] Let me tell you about these desert cannibals
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Sara Habein @sarahabein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Early Oasis song: I know a girl called Elsa She's into Alka Seltza She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train and she makes me laugh Late Oasis song: I tried to talk with God to no avail I call him up in and out of nowhere I said, "If you won't save me, please, don't waste my time"
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
to the tune of Spiderman: Fortune's Weave Fortune's Weave Got a Gun in Fortune's Weave Time travel as a Bird Trample with my Elephant herd Look out Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
dropping one grindy action rpg with a strange equipment system and weird voice acting (.hack gu) for another grindy action rpg with a strange equipment system and weird voice acting (xenoblade 2)
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a week of groceries is $250 for three people
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
UAL119 pulled over in Green Bay, been on the tarmac at least since 2:30 due to weather in chicago/ohare. our pilots also say they are timed out and are looking for replacements. dont fly #unitedairlines
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
do not travel with people who say "it will be fine" or "8:30 is a good goal"
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
goddamnit now I have to replay xbc2. the question is do I do it on a fresh slot or NG+? or should I get the xbc definitive edition first?
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
one of my favorite parts if the loch ness experience
an ink drawing showing Nessie, the loch ness monster, as a combination of otter, tires, and branches
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cranberries - Zombie
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the tinder dating pool is a little shallow on Loch Ness
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
ALT: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
edinburgh has some sights to see still looking for the "local" arts/crafts/clothes
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
shin godzilla japanese manufacturing and political ratfucking defeat godzilla
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
here's hoping south carolina will choose someone better but Im not holding my breath
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theonion.com
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was ...
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
can't be accused of cheating if your guy refuses to score
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"time for one more mexican thrust" things I dont want to hear an old british man say
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
unbelievable centering pass by kane
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
pbs I appreciate the style points but interpretive dance is not a replacement for fireworks
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
smells like teen spirit, the classic national anthem? ok
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
usa soccer making the best of a bad situation
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
metroid ravenous sounds like a working title, still unconfirmed speculation: reminds me of the phazon mode from prime 3 where it's a buff that also can go haywire, or the Sand Prince from PoP Two Thrones. pretty well trodden area for video games, but at least the metroid narrative backs it up.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
anyone know what happened to the pandora presents/podcasts on the elements of music? even searching pandora's old website doesn't show that series. granted that it's not hard to find this kind of stuff these days from a million different sources but it's weird to not see any of it online.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"when will then be now?" "soon!"
static.klipy.com
Spaceballs: Dark Helmet & Sandurz Confused
ALT: Spaceballs: Dark Helmet & Sandurz Confused
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
sheep detective is a good movie feels like an aesops fable with the dual morals of "don't let bad things make you numb" and "make your policemen read"
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this spain-uruguay game seems slow? though uru defense has been working overtime, they need possession if they want to score.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
switched to watching soccer.
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
who is this guy with the king bobomb mustache
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
TRADE ALERT
the prof doing his new secret lair alert bit for magic the gathering
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Bryan @bryaninthegale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
they absolutely should have the coaches or gms announcing their picks, not celebrities no shade on cobie smulders though
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