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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

THAT’s what it was. That cadence was ringing bells in my head. That woulda bugged me all day 😁

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

(When I say “I drank it”, I actually mean “I tried a small sip and almost died.)

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I remember one time I got a Shamrock Shake at a drive-thru, only to realize it hadn’t properly mixed with the base vanilla “ice cream”. It was just a cup of green syrup concentrate. I drank it. I DO NOT recommend this.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Be advised: after the SNL Weekend Update emoji skit, I’m officially adopting 🚡 to represent “bulletproof self-confidence in the face of all doubters.”

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I think it’s cute that you call the voices in your head “coworkers”!

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

*Sinners* really did a number on you, huh?

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Cait American runs on Dunkin’ do you even HEAR yourself right now?!?

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

“He’s got great form, Michelle. Just look at that extension. This is what makes him a champion.”

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

This headline from Salon cracks me up, like it was her fault. Rebecca Black, why would you do this?!?

Salon.com article:
Rebecca Black started the ragebait era
ALEX GALBRAITH
Fifteen years ago, the singer-songwriter showed the web loved nothing more than a pile-on

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Thai iced tea should be a breakfast staple. There, I said it.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Now’s your chance to make a killing by printing 250 versions with the correct schedule and selling them 10 feet in front of the main entrance.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

If anything, the book titles seem like complete gobbledegook…

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

There’s literally no way an AV3 script would be rejected for recycling jokes from AV 1&2. That’s the least believable part of this whole premise.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Thank god someone around here is finally talking some sense.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yeah I love that book. I waited way too long to read it and I was shocked at how crazy it is. Not just in terms of storyline, but Melville is just like “Fuck it! This chapter is a stage play!”

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Thank you I will die on this hill with you.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

To be fair your profile pic is a skeleton so if anything it was a compliment.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Okay, sorry, that was a dick thing to say. I’m crispy this morning. I mean, I STILL think I’m right, but I’m sorry I was rude about it.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Seriously, draw me the lighting diagram that explains these shadows. I’m absolutely fascinated.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Cool man. I’ve got 12 years of experience doing film and video lighting. Lemme know if you wanna compare notes.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Trinity: “I’ve never seen that before. You moved like they do.”

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Look, just because you don’t share my taste in music, you can’t tell me what to do.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Shhhhh just let these people opt out of the gene pool.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

We’re spending way too much on our military, obviously…? You’re the one who posted the chart! Didn’t you even look at it?!? Oh wait that was a rhetorical question wasn’t it.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I need this on a T-shirt and I need it now.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Yeah and his lightsaber work is even better, somehow.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Light moved slower back then. No no, don’t look it up, just trust me.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Came here for this comment. Dapper suits or GTFO.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Nonsense. I touched a British passport once and I’m still American.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Counter argument: MORE celebrities in commercials, but they have to be those totally unhinged Japanese commercials.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

He’s always singing about farms going bankrupt! I thought he was just being consistent!

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

*Me, backing away slowly, as I just today realized that the lyrics to “Jack and Diane” were “Changes come around real soon, make us women and men” and NOT “changes come around real soon, leave you swimming in debt.”*

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Nope. Because then the plant and dragon would be casting shadows along two different vectors.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Yeah, if there’s two sources of light, there’d be a secondary shadow from the plant and dragon as well. Even taking the inverse square law into effect.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Hey nobody who owns a copy of “bHoiL DAHON” would use AI.

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

You have my favorite book! I love… bHoiL DAHON (Sorry, my keyboard is weirdly missing the “backwards L” key… 🤔)

Zoomed-in image of a book, obviously AI-generated.

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