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Bryan Howell, for reals

@bryanhowell.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.5K following 3.1K posts

Semi-professional liar. I mean screenwriter. Former game narrative designer (Xbox, LucasArts) Interests: Cinema (any brow-level); Screenwriting; Making indie films; Books (any kind), Gaming for FUN; Climbing; Absurdism; KEXP; Progress; PNW-ness; Kindness

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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This headline from Salon cracks me up, like it was her fault. Rebecca Black, why would you do this?!?
Salon.com article: 
Rebecca Black started the ragebait era
ALEX GALBRAITH
Fifteen years ago, the singer-songwriter showed the web loved nothing more than a pile-on
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A zoomed-in image of an obviously AI generated book title, “bHoiL DAHON”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You have my favorite book! I love… bHoiL DAHON (Sorry, my keyboard is weirdly missing the “backwards L” key… 🤔)
Zoomed-in image of a book, obviously AI-generated.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
With all the constant updates Apple makes to iOS, is it too much to ask them to add a left-facing thumbs up emoji so I can easily make a Fonzie-style emote? See? See?!?
A smiling emoji with two thumbs up, like Fonzie. Heyyyyy!
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The “you had me at hello” scene from Jerry McGuire, with the text “you had me at Kerrygold“
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A family portrait of a bodybuilder with his wife and child. The bodybuilder is in a speedo and is oiled up and flexing. The wife and child are dressed normally, several feet away, looking somewhat uncomfortable.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My doggo says hi back.
A grey toy poodle lies on his back, covering his eyes with his paws. He’s adorable.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social who is this lady all up in my digital comics she looks like a bad mama jama…
The digital splash page of the DC Infinite Comics app, with a Talent Spotlight featuring Gail Simone
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I dunno, it doesn’t flow as well, just my two cents.
The scene from Dirty Dancing when Patrick Swayze says “Nobody puts Baby in the corner,” but the meme text reads “nobody puts illegal and collusive boycott in the corner.”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh hey NICE JOKE TYLER 😁❤️
A screenshot of a skeet by Bryan Howell that says: Hey I *could* win a point against Serena Williams!
...We're talking about playing Spider-Man
Trivia, right?
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The “You had me at hello” meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads: You had me at “little café terraces”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
If Zelensky had bone spurs they’d be like Doomsday’s, from Superman.
The character Doomsday, from Superman. He’s very scary and has big sharp bone spikes sticking out all over.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Okay I’m putting a stake in the ground: Ego Nwodim for the #MCU Storm. #comics #comicssky #comicsky #snl
Ego Nwodim looking like a superhero in a shiny metallic dress, posing in front of a bunch of stage lights. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a35586479/saturday-night-live-ego-nwodim-melissa-villasenor-heidi-gardner-profile/
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Just leaving this slightly modified image here in case anyone needs it. Original credit in ALT text.
Original image: Donald Trump arrives for his speech to a joint session of Congress as Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) holds a sign reading "This is not normal" at the U.S. Capitol on March 04, 2025 in Washington, DC. Win McNamee/Pool via REUTERS

Image modified to make the sign BLANK.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Okay, I have no idea if it holds up, but I remember this airing when I was young and it felt like an extended feverdream…
A poster for the tv miniseries Wild Palms, with Jim Belushi, Kim Cattrall, and Dana Delaney
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The "you had me at Hello" meme from Jerry Maguire, but the text reads "You had me at 'whipped lard'"
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Say what you will, but Art Garfunkel looks INCREDIBLE.
Am image of Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon together on stage during the SNL 50th anniversary show.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Kid crush go
Kathy Ireland. She’s dreamy.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Yeah I mean look at this rich cavalcade of information how could I have been such a fool?
The profile page of stevieb1234. It has basically zero information.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
@gailsimone.bsky.social what just happened?!? How? Also what? Also why? Also… what?!?
A screenshot that proves Gail Simone just followed me on BlueSky. IT PROVES IT.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Here’s a fun chart where you can compare portraits with different focal lengths! leggnet.com/2014/12/15/l...
A 3x3 grid of portrait photos showing the effects of different focal lengths. By Rich Legg.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This panel from an issue of The Spectacular Spider-Man has literally been my life motto since I read it back in 1985…
A comic panel. A uniformed police officer says “Bad joke, Stan. Very bad joke.”

A plain clothes officer responds “Laugh so you don’t cry, Arnie.”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I’m just gonna keep posting this video, sorry.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Feeling the Casablanca vibe in the air right now… #filmsky
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire, but the caption is “You had me at Word Fart”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live
The band “Cold Slither” from the GI Joe cartoon. Cold Slither was actually made up of Cobra agents Zartan and the Dreadnocks… which itself is a pretty good band name, right?
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Ok I can’t be the only one who hears “The Lonely Man” theme from the Incredible Hulk TV series when I look at this album cover. Right?
Album cover for Delbert McClinton’s album “The Jealous Kind.” because he’s dressed in jeans and a button up shirt against the background of a desolate countryside, it bears a striking resemblance to the image of Bill Bixby as David Banner hitchhiking in the Incredible Hulk TV show.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Except for this. This is objectively perfect.
Dogs playing poker. From https://wallpaperaccess.com/dogs-playing-poker
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Fixed it for you.
A tweet from a horrible person named Catturd, with the text edited to read: “I’m a bowel blockage. I’ll give you more details tomorrow.”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Your wish is granted.
A bottle of Laphroaig peated Islay scotch, aged 25 years.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Scene from Lord of the Rings when Elrond describes watching Isildur fail to destroy the One Ring. The text says “I was there, Gandalf. I was a Bills fan in the 1990s…”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Okay, this “r” word thing has me feeling a little edgy. I wanted to humanize the discussion a little, so here’s a picture from many years ago of myself and my sister, Janeen. Janeen didn’t have a single mean-spirited bone in her body.
Me (Bryan Howell) and my sister Janeen, making stuff out of Play-Doh.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m sure she’ll shake it off…
Screenshot of a news headline from CinemaBlend, credited to Riley Utley: After Taylor Swift Was Seemingly Mentioned In Justin Baldoni's Lawsuit Against Blake Lively, An Insider Explained How The Pop Star Allegedly Feels
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
According to The Last of Us, a lovely Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages
Nick Offerman on The Last of Us offers a bottle of Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
No matter how you feel about the “universities are too woke” debate, we can all agree that one institute of higher learning has a perfect track record of nuanced political discourse.
The logo for Crazy Go Nuts University from the Strong Bad emails web cartoon.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Ummm, because it’s AWESOME?
Headline that’s asks “Why Does Star Trek’s William Shatner’s Kirk Talk Like That?”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’m having a hard time believing you.
A goofy looking toy poodle
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Aww, thanks! I used to do slogans for Ephemera (freelance). This one is my favorite:
Meme magnet: Wine! How classy people get shitfaced
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
Picture of Richard Nixon
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Picture of a very alert looking woman and the caption “Coffee: if you’re not shaking, you need another cup”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire but the text says “You had me at one. Ha ha ha! (Thunder)” in reference to Count Von Count from Sesame Street
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
A breakfast at McDonald’s with four hashbrowns
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Oh good I can’t wait to learn about masculinity from Little Orphan Annie.
A picture of Mark Zuckerberg looking like a dweeb. Which I know is redundant.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
A meme of the “You had me at hello” scene from Jerry Maguire, with the words “You had me at Spider-Man.”
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Rereading the original “John Constantine, Hellblazer” run from the late 80s and I guess some things never change… #comics #comicssky
A panel from the comic “John Constantine, Hellblazer” in which Margaret Thatcher promises to make Britain great again.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Seriously just look at this playlist from the past hour!
A sample playlist from KEXP 90.3
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’m sorry but this cereal is just AWFUL.
The board game “Found It.” Kinda looks like a box of cereal.
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Bryan Howell, for reals @bryanhowell.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s safe to say that this single comic panel encompasses my entire philosophy in life. Hint: it was published in 1985
A comic panel. A uniformed police officer says “Bad joke, Stan. Very bad joke.”

A plain clothes officer responds “Laugh so you don’t cry, Arnie.”
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