Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, heck, if everyone else is doing it… Here’s mine before I revise it for the eleventy gazillionth time. 3100
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you had told young, 1970s tennis-loving Bryan that he’d someday get an “Lol” from Martina Navratilova, I’d be terrified that someone had accidentally mailed the fan letter I once considered sending her. Okay, Evonne Goolagong Cawley, what do you got for me? 5314
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the 1st rule of the courtroom is "Don't ask a question you don't know the answer to," the 2nd rule is likely "Don't smear a witness as a perjurer and a dirtbag because you don't know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes." 2749
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet? 817034
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy 77th to the Boss! What are your fave Springsteen songs? Mine: Tougher Than the Rest Janey Don’t You Lose Heart No Surrender Brilliant Disguise Trapped Promised Land Land of Hope & Dreams Out in the Street I’ll Work for Your Love My City of Ruins Sherry Darling The Rising 4174
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I haven't written a Subtack piece in two years. So wrote one today. It's pretty light and breezy. It's about feeling seen. And it even employs a past, present, and future format for those of you who liken me to Dickens. Enjoy! bryanbehar.substack.com/p/5873aee7-d... 2142
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Honored to lead our synagogue in “The Prayer for America”— especially on the 25th anniversary of 9-11. The entire day was a reminder that for a brief moment, we felt like 1 people, in it together. My wish is that it doesn’t take horrible events for us to feel a unity of purpose. Shana tova. 🇺🇸 2311
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And now my other Father’s Day present: tickets to the first Bruins’ home game. New coach, new year, new attitude. I’ve got a very good feeling about the 5787 season. Shana tova and Go Bruins! 3431
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Could you imagine anyone else in the history of history, let alone the President of the United States, so blatantly defiling the memory of our fallen brethren? What a terrible, broken person. 1367114933168
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Either he is 100% lying or he actually believes this happened. Neither explanation is an argument that you are mentally fit enough to be President. 76315
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This has to be my winner for “Most 2026 of all Pictures” and I refuse to believe there’s a plausible runner-up. 15111
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 06/09/20266 UCLA rushing touchdowns tonight when the Bruins only had 8 all last year in twelve games. Coach Chesney is the real deal. Go Bruins!! 070
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Icon. Superstar. National treasure. Humanitarian. And one of the greatest songwriters we've ever had. What a profound loss. 0325
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Seeing his Heartland Rock brethren- Bruce & Petty- used to be a summer perennial. Last year, I saw his fellow “Outlaws” Willie & Dylan. But neither of us have ever seen JCM, aka John Cougar Mellencamp aka JCM. Until tonight! Can’t wait. We have 44 years of making up to do. 2251
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The same week we learned that Joe Biden’s cancer has tragically spread, this is how the President of the United States responded to the news. There is no bottom to Trump’s venality. Just the worst person I’ve ever witnessed. 35211
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Joe Biden is one of the most decent humans ever to inhabit public life in America. He deserves to hear our respect and affection. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 5546
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Is my family making crap out of me for how much I love the Phillie Phanatic? Yes. Yes they are. But I believe they’ll come around to his charms. 060
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Donning our Dodgers’ gear behind enemy lines. But it’s cool. I’m told Philly people are famously welcoming to visiting fans in rival colors. 😳😳 5321
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Remember that feeling when you 1st heard Barack Obama and thought, “I might be crazy, but that guy could be President?” Even though he’s a relative newcomer to the national scene. Even though others are the presumed frontrunners. Yeah, that’s how I’m feeling about Jon Ossoff. 1011716
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Repping Dodgers Nation in San Diego tonight— our 3rd MLB park of the season, so far. But wait, there’s more. We’re coming soon to a National League city near you. Looking at you New York & Philadelphia. Go Blue! 4442
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Shutting down NYC to get booed and sleep isn’t the flex that Donald Trump thinks it is. 1274
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If you were a foreign agent sent to destroy America from the inside, you couldn’t do a better job than this guy. 33717
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 12/05/2026There is no amount of fake FIFA medals or wars he’s imagined halting that can fill the massive hole in this character’s soul. 2135
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Literally the same meeting where he was bragging about how incredibly healthy he is. But yes, write more books about Biden once not instantly recognizing George Clooney in a crowded room. 1357
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026History will laugh uproariously when informed that this guy was returned to office by the American people, 88 criminal charges and all, by labeling his opponent “Sleepy.” 25410
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Donald Trump is nothing new in American life. He’s a direct descendant of the snake oil salesmen on the frontier- the kind you’d often see on Bonanza or Gunsmoke. The difference: those grifters were outed by episode’s end, not voted back into White House. Again. Still remarkable. 1216
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026“All wars are long” is not the answer to why we’re still in a war of choice. And why we’re still fighting a war you declared finished after the first week. 6286
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026No. No one says that. Except the same guy who brags every day about being able to identify a squirrel. 43510
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Another night class nearby. Another day game at the Big A. And since I don’t yet own any Halos’ gear, I figured my Social D shirt was the closest I had to proper O.C. attire. 1120
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026America forced out a President because they feared he was cognitively-challenged. And their answer is the “Which is the squirrel” guy?? 67817
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Could there be anything more enjoyable than watching Trump in the Oval Office trying to identify a squirrel? 4306
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Who is gonna tell him that no president has taken a cognitive test because no president has needed to take a cognitive test? 36014
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Holy shit, he's bragging about the same cognitive test again. Which is all the proof we need that he needs another cognitive test. 5358
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If Mark Watney knew he had this ceremony waiting for him on Earth, he’d have chosen to die on Mars. 2624
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Now do the one where you count backwards from 2… 7366
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space. 842190383043
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not to be insensitive, but remembering your animals might be a big deal in the dementia ward, but it’s not dispositive proof you should lead the Free World. 1272
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026A grown man knows the difference between a shark and a giraffe and he acts like he just won the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions. 2402
