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Bryan

@bryan.oh-hi.org
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Just a dude in Hawaii 🏝️🏖️ ex-Apple, ex-Yahoo, ex-Digg, ex-NASA Kubernetes fanboi

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this.xor.that @thisxorthat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I took apart a perfectly functional pocket calculator and made it LLM-powered.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 19/05/2026
If any of my followers are looking for a federal prison consultant, one popped up in my feed. Hope this helps!
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
refusing to give CPR to the guy whose heart just stopped because there's no profit incentive
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 27/09/2025
I agree. they really should stick to propane love
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 27/09/2025
nbc really doesn't understand the original material of V
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 27/09/2025
can you look closely instead of trying to listen closely? Test: this weekend I'm going to the beach.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 27/09/2025
can you state more about the $30/month to handle current at-protocol? is this just raw cpu/ram to process firehose of data or does it include storage of data to be easily queryable?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 15/09/2025
I’m sorry but you need to change your name to “A Dimmer Nightmare” now. I don’t make the rules. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/09/2025
At least I’ll lose weight? *thinking positively* 🥹
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/09/2025
I only know how to make code. How can I exchange for food? 🥺
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/09/2025
Less than a year ago this was published. You probably need to read how it is to be homeless. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
esquire.com
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 13/09/2025
So did bsky moderators accept your appeal or did you actually have to delete your comedy?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/08/2025
I thought the movie was an excuse to see a little girl hack monsters for 2 hours with small breaks of dialog…
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a man in a suit is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face .
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/08/2025
Mine is an American classic: living paycheck to paycheck.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/08/2025
I think this is a side quest or story in the “Firefly” TV series. They pumped happiness into a planet full of people and it had interesting results.
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Luis Villa @lu.is · 19/07/2025
@yalepress.bsky.social is this found art or performance art
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 16/03/2025
Sometimes you want to feel sad. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/01/2025
You literally don’t need to think of all the possibilities, there is actually a pretty in depth paper written about this: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39407731/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Evaluating the Effect of a Novel Digital Ostomy Device on Leakage Incidents, Quality of Life, Mental Well-Being, and Patient Self-Care: An Interventional, Multicentre Clinical Trial - PubMed
<span><b>Background:</b> Most people with a stoma worry about leakage, and a quarter experience leakage of stomal effluent outside the baseplate on a monthly basis. Leakage has additional physical and...
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 14/01/2025
I had to stop reading last night. I’ll probably continue and finish but there is only so much sick 💩 I can read at a time. Really horrifying.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/01/2025
Still amazed how little water, tea, coffee, etc people drink in Japan. I ordered a drink at lunch and I think they gave me 7oz cup of ice tea. No refiles. At least the water is unlimited…
Picture of small cup with ice on table with receipt for lunch. Hand / thumb in picture for scale.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 05/01/2025
So is the post-apocalyptic wasteland future extremely healthy …? www.healthline.com/nutrition/co...
healthline.com
Cockroach Milk: Nutrition and Benefits
Recently, cockroach milk has been coined as an up-and-coming superfood, as it’s said to be incredibly nutritious and healthy. This article explains what cockroach milk is, including its possible benef...
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 05/01/2025
Did I just learn where green onions come from? Onions? 🧅
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 05/01/2025
It’s so much easier and cheaper to silently judge them for living their own life. Example judging: “This is why they can’t buy a home - avocado toast… DELIVERED”!!!!
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 05/01/2025
In ‘Merica we call it product
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 30/12/2024
I’ve had 500g of A5 in Japan and washed it down with booze and veggies cooking in the grease like a salaryman out with the boss. It was hella expensive and hella good.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 29/12/2024
See you tomorrow or next year! 😃
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 24/12/2024
Is the man that murdered a woman by burning her alive on the subway going to be charged with terrorism?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 24/12/2024
Has anybody been to an airport not undergoing some kind of construction?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 21/12/2024
Miscast stalkers
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 15/12/2024
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 12/12/2024
don't throw your back out
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Rod Hilton @rodhilton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Gonna need the CEOs' names for every web site that forces multifactor authentication but only supports SMS or e-mail instead of an authenticator app.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 12/12/2024
Those even years of subprime must feel odd
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 12/12/2024
Friend passed on the car as inspection had found lack of basic maintenance. I don’t consider this a waste of time as buying a junk car is terrible.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
Just saw an old man drive by with a pristine Ford Excursion that was lifted. What sad loser
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
Most disturbing part of this car transaction is that the seller is banking with Wells Fargo. Such a 💩 bank, but as I type this, which one isn’t?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
Went with a friend to a bank so she can buy a car from someone on Craigslist. Looks legit, so I guess I won’t be stabbed or need to dial 911 and risk being shot by a cop.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
her greatest gift was Star Trek imho
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
Agree. I make my own pastrami and roast beef. Grocery store deli meat is trash
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 11/12/2024
Early start on festivus huh?
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
Now I want hash browns but breakfast menu is finished. Why didn’t I see this hours ago?!
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
Jet-lag is pretty terrible. Finally having my morning coffee and it’s 11am. This day is already shot.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
This guy your brother? youtu.be/Pqz6ZVqEUUs
youtu.be
Fan at Mets-Yankees game in Bronx uses hot dog as straw for his beer
YouTube video by CBS Philadelphia
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
I knew I’d be Garfield at like 5 years old!
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
🥺 noooo!
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
Package of Oreo cookies for me.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
They’re probably both exhausting
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
What are you like 7 thousand years old?!
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
This is why we go to Taco Bell. Disappointment is implied from the start. It can only get better than expected.
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Bryan @bryan.oh-hi.org · 10/12/2024
Where’s the McRib?
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