Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Because it is wrong to kill merely for sport, I am using the vinegar from the fruit fly trap to make a tart, grainy salad dressing 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 06/10/2025What name do you always mispronounce in your head, no matter how many times you’ve Sean it? 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I hired a personal trainer to help me with tummy time and learning how to roll over 010
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Reading Virginia Woolf and i honestly cannot understand how anyone finds her scary 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Not only is it easy, but taking candy from a baby is the right thing to do. Candy is not appropriate food for a baby 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Of course all my eunuchs have extended health benefits. Why, don’t yours? * ** *** Follow me on IG: TheConsciousSultan 010
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Any time I see someone on the tl talking sh*t about “scheming viziers” it’s like…. ok buddy, so does your satrapy just administrate itself?? lol 010
Reposted by BryceStadt Wien-Büchereien @buechereienwien.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Zum heutigen Welttag der Poesie ein Dialog zwischen Kund*in und Bibliothekar*in von Ernst Jandl. 512019
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Everybody got that one homie who is a system of levers and pulleys 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Launching a Gofundme because the doctor has diagnosed me with Elon Torso 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Today I learned what the stock market is. Sounds to me like it’s just another crypto scam 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The doctor measured my microplastics and she says they’re looking great 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 08/03/2025The best day of the school year was when the janitor would go up on the roof at recess and throw down all the stuff kids had tossed up there. That’s how I came into possession of Walter Benjamin’s lost manuscript 041
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Wondering what all these international women are up to on their day off. Seems suspicious 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Every night my wife and I flip a coin to see who gets to sleep in the top bunk 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Next up at the Westminster Dog Show we have the category for Most Racist Bark 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Nothing on this Earth is more precious than an innocent newborn baby that has swallowed a giant diamond 031
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Inner Circle actually recorded a follow-up to the Cops theme song in which the bad boys describe what they would do in the event anyone were to come for them 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Having one of those days where it feels like my life is filmed in Vancouver 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Chat I’m gakked on that Robitussin. That Robitussin got me staying home from school watching The Price is Right. Call me Dr. Mom way I’m zooted off that Robitussin. Chat I’m eating popsicles on the couch 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Remember beanie babies? Most have grown up to become profoundly unhappy beanie adults 010
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Having a mid-life epistemological crisis and subscribing to an ideology that’s way younger than me 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025When this happened I kept looking at my watch because I thought I was lucid dreaming 000
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Calling up each of my friends on the phone and reading my latest post aloud to them just in case they missed it 010
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It’s cool that they made this app into a tamagotchi that dies if you don’t practice ordering coffee in German with it 120
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Finally landed my dream job ($90k/year plus benefits to flee in slow motion from an invisible threat while for some reason my teeth keep falling out) 040
Reposted by BryceBoo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)" 778301104
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The Cybertruck looks like if a PT Cruiser had a history of domestic abuse 050
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 16/02/2025As someone who values authenticity it really ticks me off when I’m subjected to a mock trial 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Symbolically, the bone harkens back to a time when scavenging wolves would follow bands of human hunters in search of discarded carcasses, thus entering into a tacit, interspecies Faustian bargain that would eventually lead to their enslavement. It’s no wonder our dogs love these classic treats! 010
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 15/02/2025In response to allegations of officer misconduct Paw Patrol is conducting an internal investigation 030
Reposted by BryceT.A. Wills @tawills.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The Gulf of 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS 3759
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I have tried hard and never won a cake walk, cake walks are challenging, they should not set the standard for easy tasks 020
Bryce @brxce.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Oh, you’re an antinatalist? Name one person who’s never been born 020
Reposted by BryceEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I realize what a long shot this is, but our kid threw their beloved teddy bear out of the shopping cart at the Target at Sunset and Western in Hollywood. Teddy is much missed if you happen to hear of a missing bear! 471651751
