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Bryan Wyatt

@brwyatt.net
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Nerdy internet cat. Was once mistaken for a SecEng. Opinions my own. He/him/they/them brwyatt.me

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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 04/08/2026
Probably my favorite (benign) Chrome "glitch"/bug. Every so often, launching Chrome and restoring a previous session (that had a "New Tab" open) results in this error where it claims "chrome://newtab/" is invalid. Doesn't really matter, but still amusing/silly.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 20/07/2026
Another one! lol
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 17/07/2026
I just realized... I've been in therapy for 3x as long as the relationship that blew up and caused me to go to therapy was. Not that I would... but it would be funny to send my ex an "achievement" for something like "3x damage multiplier" or something... 🤣
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 28/06/2026
Does anyone know what "Docuh" means? When my team at moved to this building (back in March), we had these notes on the dishwasher. And now, the floor below us has them. What does this mean??? What language is it?
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 07/06/2026
I'm not gonna SAY that Sony/PlayStation made a mistake... but... The game that recently announced end-of-service with one week until the final update is currently, on it's WORST platform (Steam/PC), outperforming Marathon's "free week" on it's BEST platform (Steam/PC)... ... yikes.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 05/06/2026
Always fun when you do the math on something simple... I migrated a 28GB SQLite Home Assistant DB to a 3-host MariaDB/Galera cluster backed by a 4x replicated Ceph RBD pool. At 69GB in MariaDB (yay indexes?), x3 hosts, x4 replicated... 828GB 😰
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 25/05/2026
Probably meaningless... but... well... it's the only thing I can think to do right now: c.org/kfZM94Wvwx
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Sign the Petition
Petition Sony to develop Destiny 3
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 25/05/2026
I don't know what to think right now... Destiny 2 was a game - a world - that I always kept coming back to. There was something about it that is hard to articulate, even through the missteps. For right now, I'm just allowing myself to be sad and a little angry.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 21/04/2026
So... I decided to check in on my UPSs for the first time in... oh... 2+ years. 1) There's a firmware update (yay!) 2) I have an TLS cert manager container that can push TLS certs to devices now! (HTTPS! YAY!) 3) I have an LDAP server now, and these can use it! Exciting weekend ahead, I think!
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Savestate Comic @savestatecomic.com · 08/04/2026
Comic - Mario's Iconic Gun www.savestatecomic.com/comic/marios...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 07/04/2026
So this is fun... Sent in an 8TB WD_Black SSD for warranty replacement (died after <2 months) and SanDisk sent me a DOA replacement. Did they not even QA the replacement? Or did they think I wouldn't notice? Well, we'll see how support goes with this one...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 03/04/2026
In case you've missed all the other signs you should've been asking this question... ... here's your chance to "catch up" with the rest of us. (The answer, unfortunately, is "yes, yes we are")
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 04/03/2026
So something cool happened last night. An SSD died. "Wait! That's not cool!" Except... It was just a non-event with Ceph. Data re-replicated to other drives/hosts within a few hours. ... now to get that RMA started...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 21/02/2026
Welp... after a month and a half, I've finally released v0.1.0 (beta) of my Distributed FFmpeg coordinator service! github.com/brwyatt/dffm... Kinda terrifying to hit this point, it's been a ton of work to get here... but... well, I believe in it... sooo... 😅
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GitHub - brwyatt/dffmpeg: `dffmpeg` is a centrally-coordinated FFmpeg worker job manager
`dffmpeg` is a centrally-coordinated FFmpeg worker job manager - brwyatt/dffmpeg
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 14/02/2026
There's nothing more rewarding than seeing something you've been working on for over a month finally working! Decided I didn't like rffmpeg, and decided to go overkill with a high-availability "distributed ffmpeg" coordinator service. github.com/brwyatt/dffm... Warning: consider it pre-alpha
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Twokinds @twokinds.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
[Comic][1284] "Vehra Remembers" A lost friend from the past. twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/1284/
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1284: Vehra Remembers - Twokinds
A webcomic about a clueless hero, a mischievous tigress, an angsty warrior, and a gender-confused wolf.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 13/01/2026
I didn't used to dream. More accurately, I wouldn't ever recall dreaming. It just wasn't part of my typical experience. Then a particularly traumatic/painful breakup a few years ago changed that. Started as nightmares, but then developed into a more pleasant experience with regular frequency.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 07/01/2026
This just makes me chuckle. I'd rather they just not have this stupid thing popup automatically whenever I track a package, but I like to think this is tracked in someone's metrics somewhere...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 05/12/2025
Whoever at Microsoft designed the "Stay signed in?" -> [Yes] -> "Signing you OUT" workflow should be sat in the corner to think about what they did. That's even worse than the "stay signed in?" not actually keeping you signed in and asking again later anyway thing, IMO.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 27/11/2025
Sometimes, having a well-running HomeLab is less fun... Nothing is broken, and it "just works". How boring. 🥱
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 15/11/2025
Finally solved some minor annoyances in my Diskless Desktop config... Mainly: * Fixed DHCP inside initrd (and not breaking after boot) * Fixed DNS inside initrd (so no more hard-coded Ceph Mons!) * Fixed configuring jumbo frames for Ceph * Support MAC lists (easier to boot in a VM)
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 12/11/2025
There's a problem here... 3 of these *AREN'T* spam/scam emails.... One is from @eff.org and one is from @aclu.org... But honestly, they blend in so well with the spam/scam emails. And if I didn't tell you who/what to look for... would you be able to tell which aren't spam/scam emails?
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 06/11/2025
I really want to get rid of the subscription nag on my homelab cluster... And I really want to give @proxmox.bsky.social money... But I don't need the Enterprise repos and really can't justify ~$600USD/year just to make the nag go away. Please let me throw some money at you!
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 26/10/2025
I'll never understand why scammers get SO MAD when they're called out for being scammers. If you feel that bad about being called a scammer... you could... I dunno... not be a scammer? Almost as bad as Republicans when you call them fascists/Nazis...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 25/10/2025
Lol... got an email from @gitguardian.com "OMG YOU COMMITTED A PASSWORD/SECRET TO A GITHUB REPO!!!!! 😱" Lol... yeah, that ain't a secret. Hell, that's a pretty easily guessable string. It's literally just how you say "home.brwyatt.net" in LDAP. lololol 🤣
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 23/10/2025
Do people actually fall for these???
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/07/2025
Tumblr:

writing-prompt-s: "The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn't worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn't notice that either. We've been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet." 

probsjosh: "oh I didn't realize this was a writing prompt"
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Divider Decider 👩🏻‍⚖️🌊⚖️(Renee GOOD, ICE BAD) @dividerdecider.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Uniter I will Repost any #AntiFa photos from vets or their families — whether or not it’s trending!!! That makes me an AntiFa sympathizer in the eyes of at least one draft-dodging #Fa on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Nebraskan, well-decorated Retired USMC john018511 Threads post on Oct. 13 saying “Me in my antifa uniform, Nov 10, 2023”
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Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!” “Let me introduce you to our frog.”
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 08/10/2025
I do love how offended scammers get when you call them out for being scammers, though. 🤣 Don't wanna be called a scammer? Well, don't be a scammer, then. Dunno what else to tell ya. 🤷
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 08/10/2025
lol place your bets, folks!
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 04/10/2025
Lol.... called them out and the don't want to give up.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 03/10/2025
The only thing making cities in this country a "warzone" is Temu Hitler's Gestapo.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 02/10/2025
In a dog-eat-dog world, it's good to be a cat! 😸
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I feel like not enough people understand what a tariff is. It's a tax on you, not another country. Example: You win an auction for an $800 camera shipped from Japan. YOU pay a 24% duty of $192 to the US government or it stays in customs.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 01/10/2025
I REALLY don't want to leave Seattle. Seattle is my home. I love Seattle. But more and more I feel like the country it is in isn't my home. For me, the ideal solution to this problem is Seattle/WA to secede or join Canada. But that ain't gonna happen. Feeling unwanted in your home sucks.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 01/10/2025
"we're having a good time"... yeah, YOU, the bullies. No one else is. No one else is laughing. The only people laughing are the ones "in" on the joke. The targets of you "jokes" aren't laughing. You're bullies. Plain and simple. Bullies. Racist, cruel, ignorant, reckless, sociopathic, bullies.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 01/10/2025
Well. Officially, but casually, entertaining job opportunities in Vancouver. I don't want to leave Seattle (or my current job/team), but if there's something good in Vancouver, right now, I think I should at least consider it strongly. P.S.: I'm Canadian. 😉🇨🇦 www.linkedin.com/posts/brwyat...
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#opentowork | Bryan Wyatt
Canadian-American in Seattle, WA open to entertaining opportunities across the border in Vancouver, BC. #OpenToWork About me & what I’m looking for: 💼 I’m looking for System Development Engineer, Dev...
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 30/09/2025
The only enemy from within is YOU, you fascist fuck. Do I need to remind you what happened to the last shitbag that tried this? He shot himself while cowering in a bunker after the world said "no". And his closest followers were executed in Nuremberg. Have your fun now, but that's how this ends.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 30/09/2025
That's not "strength", that's "bullying".
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 30/09/2025
If it's a warzone, it's because you sent troops there and made it a warzone you fucking ignorant shitbag.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 30/09/2025
What the fuck is this guy even talking about? Also, if it was so effective, why do you need to be threatening it again? Fucking absurd nonsense.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 23/09/2025
I just kinda realized... with the Cheeto-in-Chief threatening to send troops (or actually doing it!) to Cities like Seattle and LA... what's the risk in just going "fuck it, we're declaring independence"? If he's gonna send troops, might as well declare it an invasion and fight back.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 21/09/2025
I need better/normal hobbies.... 🤣
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 17/09/2025
"I'm sorry for being emotional, but you were being a jerk and making personal attacks against me" -- guy who's messages were 90% strawmen and ad hominems
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 11/09/2025
The people who say "It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all" clearly never loved a narcissist.
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Bryan Wyatt @brwyatt.net · 01/09/2025
Trump may want to make Canada the US's 51st state, but there are at least a few states right now that would happily be Canada's 11th province.
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Puget Mesh @pugetmesh.org · 24/06/2025
This week was a big week for MeshCore in our area. Member station "WW7STR/PugetMesh Cougar" was installed on Cougar Mountain. Check out that coverage! MeshCore is similar to Meshtastic but offers different features. Most common hardware supports both LoRa mesh software. #pugetmesh #meshcore #lora
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