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Jared Robinson

@brutefarce.bsky.social
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Th’ anointed sovereign of sighs and groans, Liege of all loiterers and malcontents, Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces, Sole imperator and great general of trotting paritors.

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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
When you give out Ring Pops for #Halloween and no one gets the joke when you say "Tell em you went to Jared ked"
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Looooootsa Glenda's this year, not a single Elphaba. What a lame #Halloween
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Weird how the same people who flipped out over #crackerbarrel not having an old white guy on their logo are suddenly cool with a third of the #whitehouse being destroyed.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"Yah well, I'm rubber and you're glue" - Mike Johnson
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
"Sigh, I miss running" - me, musing to myself having taken 3 days off to recover after a marathon #imayhaveaproblem
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Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC. But no City agency has posted it on this platform. Please help spread the word. “If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
King Tut > King T.A.C.O. #NoKings
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What a perfect placement for the #youtube logo for #Apples new design
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Wife woke up angry with me again for something I did in a dream last night. Dream Jared is out to ruin my marriage.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This is spot on
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Overheard some 20 Something woman trying to explain #screamo to her mom/older friend at the #HandsOff protest in DC Saturday and man did that just warm by cold and jaded heart a little bit
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
In the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five why the hell does your cooking blog not have a Jump to Recipe button?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Reverse cowgirl so I can watch the stock market plunge
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
What are the chances Trump is just gonna drop a big ol #AprilFools on all his bullshit today?
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Last night I had a dream I was watching the news and they said Elon had died in an avalanche while skiing and I woke up feeling so relieved until the realization kicked in. Anyway, I'm having a margarita for breakfast today
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
ESPN making me wait until 9:45 on a school night for the #UMass v Minnesota #NCAAMensHockeyChampionship game is pretty Bush League
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Radio: Tonight's Delilah's Dilemma is from a very sweet man who is having some marital issues and rather than seek professional support, has chosen instead to call in to a syndicated radio program.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Sun's out, tongues out #dogsky
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Apparently it's #NationalWhiskyDay just today, and not like every day.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Pete Hegseth been on this medication for years
youtu.be
CouplaBeers - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Good
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I can't believe we have to have this discussion again but the drive-thru at Dunks is like the express aisle at the grocery store. There is a set number of items you're allowed to order. If people are pulling out the line behind you, ya done fucked up.
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FactsLover.bsky.social @factslover.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Amazing promotional video made for #InStridePetDogTraining featuring my best boy #Lava
youtu.be
Why Families LOVE In Stride Pet Dog Training LLC
YouTube video by In Stride Pet Dog Training LLC
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Pretty bullshit that my wife, who has been a public school teacher for almost 2 decades, was forced to fill out an I9 form today. #FuckElon and #FuckTrump
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm trying to put a new floor down but first we have to get through breakfast #dogsky
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Went on #Facebook for the first time in a couple of months this morning and it was dudes complaining about "lib cars" on the highway and how eggs are more expensive but not chickens cause the left doesn't know how to properly manipulate the system. Yup, leaving FB was a good idea.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is why I cry at night
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From the impressively community on Reddit: this is why we need the department of education😭
Explore this post and more from the impressively community
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm so over this winter weather. I'm running out of places to put all the snow. Spring can't come soon enough.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Feel like I've been waiting years for #WinonaFighter to hurry up and put out this album
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My Apologies To The Chef
Winona Fighter · Album · 2025 · 14 songs
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Boy, I sure do love walking my dogs in the winter
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evilanne.bsky.social @evilanne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks: 1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I really hate this timeline #royalrumble
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Joy-Ann Reid @joyannreid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
ALT: a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
That's like, not even close to their best song tho
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Do they know how much paint costs these days? How is this cost saving?!?!
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I showed up to my work's monthly book club with #LegendsandLattes and accidently caused a whole "thing" and now all we are reading is #CozyFantasy for the foreseeable future. And that's perfectly fine by me #booksky
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Legends & Lattes (Legends & Lattes, #1)
After a lifetime of bounties and bloodshed, Viv is hang…
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Everyone knows you can't just march up to the Capitol on your own to commit violence. You have to get a mob of your supporters to do it for you
gazettenet.com
South Deerfield woman arrested for threatening to kill top Republicans, police say
WASHINGTON — A South Deerfield woman is trying to get released from pretrial detention after her arrest at the U.S. Capitol for allegedly telling police she wanted to kill top Republicans, including b...
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Drove into the office today and got to experience my first meaningful #earthquake
cbsnews.com
Earthquake felt in Boston was centered in Maine
An earthquake felt in Boston, Massachusetts Monday morning was centered in York Harbor, Maine.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Ms. Kona is always such a ham #dogsky
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Rabbie Burns Dinner Crew. ASSEMBLE!
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just over here remembering when Trump said "if we stop reporting on COVID cases the disease will go away"
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Trump administration directs federal health agencies to pause communications | CNN
Amid a deluge of executive actions, the Trump administration has directed federal health agencies to pause external communications, such as regular scientific reports, updates to websites and health a...
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Aperol Margs to get us through another New England snowstorm
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
There needs to be a law banning autoplay for streaming services. No one likes it, no one wants it.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I've got to...hand...it to @bioware.bsky.social #DragonAgeVeilguard is pretty great.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just July? Don't you mean "every month," #spotifywrapped?
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My new favorite pastime is reading comments on AI posts from Boomers who don't know it's fake.
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
'Beer before liquor, never sicker,' says area man enjoying a glass of bourbon at home after three pints at the pub
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Always nice to return for an evening to the ol stomping grounds #amherstbrewing #umass
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Jared Robinson @brutefarce.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Got really high and told some of the boomers in my family I can't wait for them to die off. 4/5 star holiday all around
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