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Brute

@brute.bsky.social
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Adventurer. Ancient parkour athlete. Knight of Sealand. I probably shouldn't be in tech, but I have no idea how I got here, and they won't let me leave until I eat all these damn eggs.

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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I'm getting an award?! Better do my best to look like my idol, Zorg from the fifth element"
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"if you mention my name they give you free tailoring too." - Trump bragging to his golf buddies
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MFW the president wears the same suit that the user car salesman that scammed your grandma does.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've always been more of an IceT fan personally.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This type of guy is very sensitive to being perceived as a "manlet". Hard to interview someone while they are crying actual tears of insecurity from being towered over by Kat.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think you are overlooking the influence caused by the irresponsible abandonment of fanny packs as stylist and practical.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Plus "don't rock the boat" or be too ambitious in the workplace. And certainly DO NOT make more than your husband.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I showed my wife this list and was like none of these are bad and in the most sad, broken heart voice said "11pm??? 9 pm...."
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. Before that was 3D printing, wearables, big data, telepresence, "everything will be java"
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I invented the Oculus Rift!!!" - Palmer Lucky shouting in a Mugatu voice.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am sure that this is the sanitized version of what he thinks is the lesson. Even bet that he has way worse thoughts on this.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I vaguely recall that Tom Green was trying to see how much he could get the studio to let him light on fire. If true he succeeded in what he intended to do.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have shown this to a lot of people and there is some small minority that just don't like it. Maybe it cuts too close to fond childhood characters?
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I told my 11 year old brother that this was a documentary and that he really did marry an axe murderer and that because of that and him being Canadian he was no longer allowed to make movies to be shown in the US.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1995 Hackers. The only thing wrong with it is that we never did find out what Curtis does other than look slick all the time.
1995's Hackers; 34% tomatometer and 68% popcornmeter
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This. And there is no obvious center of power to take over for him once he is no longer president. Republicans that are afraid of being seen as anti-trump simply don't have that fear of Vance, Rubio, or Hegseth.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A dark resonant echo from deep within my soul. Uploading doom .wads and hoping that someone had the one missing .dat file for Hillsfar.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally the last person he talked to sets policy and his handlers are getting worse at juggling his contacts.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1980's Haiti called.... they just wanted to laugh at us.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But he used the magical bOtHsIdEs and threw in a I DoNt KnOw EnOuGh ReAlY too.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With a bio that is literally "no fatties... unless you have friends. ;-)"
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like he has aged like 8 years in the last 9 mos.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing!?! Gotta use shitty_sad_trombone.wav.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Weird way to spell "office mirror"
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"what does a margin call for bribes look like?" Is what I ask myself. A lot.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nature is healing
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Oh boy I get to clean ketchup rather than Don's diaper leaks" - Whitehouse janitor
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Graham: "I came back from the dead to warn you about your path." McConnel: "A... Aaaah... Aaahpplesauce" Graham: "Ah, biscuits. Your a vegtible."
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Domino's Pizza!? What kind of business is that!? Probably better change the name so people don't confuse you with a car dealership!" - JD Vance probably
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eagerly awaiting a Portland or Seattle screening.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I guess it would be kind of interesting to watch them try to figure out how to spoil a random drug test by faking a fentanyl exposure for the fifth time this season or an episode where they fuck up and turn on the body camera whenever they think they have turned it off.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Worst. porno. ever!
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Somehow also 2. Hispanic people Somehow also 2. Poor people Somehow also 2. Toddlers Somehow also 2. Reality
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My college graduate kids can't believe that you could just go to the airport and meet people at the gate. That it was a pretty normal thing to do.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck Yeah!!!!!!......!?!.... Ohhh... Fuck... Yeah...
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't want to live in that world. I hope it rounds me up for summary execution in the first wave. I'll smile at Ed Zitron and say something snarky like "guess you were wrong mate" as they begin to drive over us with an autonomous steamroller.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I threw up a bit in my mouth when I saw the adult diaper baby but then I noticed the cop and I can't stop puking.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is nothing to Google because you didn't give me a quote to check. Clearly you made it up.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still waiting for you to point out where Hasan said what you claim he did.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Racist too boot
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You made the claim dude.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Do you have a quote or a clip?
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Which talking points?
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Candice can be inside Charlie one last time.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can confirm as a straight man... yes, we are pretty fucking dumb and like driving a car with a flat tire, we have to constantly steer away from the stupid
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Next week's 'scare-marketing': "our models are so powerful they went on strike unprompted so we can't release them."
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@lcrw.news !!!
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's Saudi Arabia so we will probably be banned from doing the electric boogaloo sadly.
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok, but was this 10/10 hard or more like an 8/10 hard
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Brute @brute.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
God was young once.
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