Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I'm getting an award?! Better do my best to look like my idol, Zorg from the fifth element" 111
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/20261995 Hackers. The only thing wrong with it is that we never did find out what Curtis does other than look slick all the time. 021
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My ex-roommate used to say the exact same thing about his possession and distribution of Ecstasy. 2493
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Honestly I would take the DashCon ball pit over what they are offering instead of a refund. 1410
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/04/2026"Boniface sounds like a nice name... bet he was a dope-pope" Sees first image on Google "Maybe that is a nice scowl..." 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Had to give the "antifa salute" to access this absolutely ravaged hotel room. 150
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2? 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September. 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Why Google it when you can do the equivalent of lighting a Volkswagen Bug in fire by asking ChatGPT 5.0. 031
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Can't wait to see their totally real bluffs with totally real oaks. 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/05/2025When are we going to start recognizing the white genocide in Seattle??? /S 051
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Life Hack: REM sleep is useless and causes eye wrinkles. Just skip it. 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/05/2025MFW the person who got me hired tells me on the first day to never ask what's in the envelopes he hands to the delivery drivers. 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"Oh, you thought we were serious about those tariffs... psyche! Two for flinching. Don't worry this time I am totally serious about China making a deal." 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Reminder that the stock market run by a bunch of dumb mother fuckers. 001
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/03/2025There are actual people who went to bed last night and was like "you know, maybe this is the bottom. Let's put a buy order in." 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 11/03/2025This is what we call "I do believe in fairies... but tomorrow I am unloading this bag!" 011
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 10/03/2025US: "Stop taking advantage of me and treating me very unfairly" Also US: "SELL!!!!! SELL!! SOMEONE TAKE THESE BAGS" 020
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Oh oh... Looks like Trump broke the "Psyche" lever in the "we're doing tariffs" position. 030
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/03/2025At this rate Telsa 's own investors are going to start setting the cars and chargers on fire. 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/02/2025This is the most "oh, man!!! That second-grader is going to beat me up on the way home again. I thought becoming a teacher would stop this. Instead, every day I get kicked in the balls and forced to say 'skibidi me'. Maybe if I call my Mom she'll pick me up???" face I have ever seen. 060
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Yes, Susan Collins, it looks like Trump has learned his lesson. 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Searched for Birthday Clowns near Wall St for reasons and Matt Taibbi is in the top results. Top-fucking-kek 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/02/2025How the hell is this justified and a state with a minimum wage of $10.55/hr 030
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 27/05/2023entire country spells "action" incorrectly and simply doesn't care. 110
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 26/05/2023Wife is asleep, time to listen Miku-chan at a nearly annoying volume. 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/05/2023No god??? Explain how Vancouver put this Chevron in the middle of the river. Checkmate atheists!!! 000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Me: "This guy misspelled Furies." Me: "Check out the price... Nice. But also... wackadoo" Me: "Wait, am I supposed to be playing God??" Wife: "... Go outside. It's a nice day." 010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/05/2023Oh, ok, Amazon. I am sure my recent shopping trends indicate I would be interested in a radiation meter. 000