Sign in

Brute

@brute.bsky.social
137 followers 220 following 2.1K posts

Adventurer. Ancient parkour athlete. Knight of Sealand. I probably shouldn't be in tech, but I have no idea how I got here, and they won't let me leave until I eat all these damn eggs.

PostsRepliesMedia
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I'm getting an award?! Better do my best to look like my idol, Zorg from the fifth element"
111
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1995 Hackers. The only thing wrong with it is that we never did find out what Curtis does other than look slick all the time.
1995's Hackers; 34% tomatometer and 68% popcornmeter
021
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My ex-roommate used to say the exact same thing about his possession and distribution of Ecstasy.
2493
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And yet
040
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Honestly I would take the DashCon ball pit over what they are offering instead of a refund.
1410
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"Fuck you Manitoba."
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This meme seems appropriate
1213
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Boniface sounds like a nice name... bet he was a dope-pope" Sees first image on Google "Maybe that is a nice scowl..."
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
One of us!!!
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Relationship goals
0151
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
050
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Had to give the "antifa salute" to access this absolutely ravaged hotel room.
150
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Why Google it when you can do the equivalent of lighting a Volkswagen Bug in fire by asking ChatGPT 5.0.
Telling ChatGPT Trump and Epstein were friends and is he in the file. ChatGPT looks over it's shoulder and start giving a mealy mouthed "well, I guess you could say he 'knew'..."Demand a yes/no answer and ChatGpt say "totz pedos"
031
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Can't wait to see their totally real bluffs with totally real oaks.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
mfw I am hoping I can hold the fart in.
100
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When are we going to start recognizing the white genocide in Seattle??? /S
051
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Are meters smaller in Russia?
260
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Life Hack: REM sleep is useless and causes eye wrinkles. Just skip it.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
MFW the person who got me hired tells me on the first day to never ask what's in the envelopes he hands to the delivery drivers.
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"LLMs are the future of news reporting!!!"
MSN article about Trump approval rating that doesn't make sense.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Absolute suckers.
020
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"Oh, you thought we were serious about those tariffs... psyche! Two for flinching. Don't worry this time I am totally serious about China making a deal."
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So much bag holding in the market
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Quick hold these bags!!!
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Reminder that the stock market run by a bunch of dumb mother fuckers.
US stock market live: Dow futures up 800 points, Citi cuts China GDP growth forecast
001
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
...time travellers.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hahaha. No. No I shouldn't and neither should anyone else.
USA today simping for Musk and begging for someone. "Should you buy Tesla stock while it's below $300?"
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oh... I was wondering what this was.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This your guy?
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
There are actual people who went to bed last night and was like "you know, maybe this is the bottom. Let's put a buy order in."
S&P 500 slide
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
This is what we call "I do believe in fairies... but tomorrow I am unloading this bag!"
Tesla flat since yesterday
011
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
US: "Stop taking advantage of me and treating me very unfairly" Also US: "SELL!!!!! SELL!! SOMEONE TAKE THESE BAGS"
Slide whistle (stock market remix)
020
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Oh oh... Looks like Trump broke the "Psyche" lever in the "we're doing tariffs" position.
Dow Jones chart for 3/6/2025 showing that "Tarrif: Off" didn't change the trajectory of the price of the index.
030
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
At this rate Telsa 's own investors are going to start setting the cars and chargers on fire.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This is the most "oh, man!!! That second-grader is going to beat me up on the way home again. I thought becoming a teacher would stop this. Instead, every day I get kicked in the balls and forced to say 'skibidi me'. Maybe if I call my Mom she'll pick me up???" face I have ever seen.
Loser: n) this dude.
060
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yes, Susan Collins, it looks like Trump has learned his lesson.
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Searched for Birthday Clowns near Wall St for reasons and Matt Taibbi is in the top results. Top-fucking-kek
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How the hell is this justified and a state with a minimum wage of $10.55/hr
030
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This person is owed a beer. Or two.
020
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"Political messaging is my passion."
Chuck Schumer repeatedly posting about how much it is going to suck under Trump's tariffs (as if we could do anything about it) and offering no solutions (other than shake our tiny fists at trump... I guess?) but hey I guess the pump is primed to whine about "not having the senate" so we 'need to get just one more D senator. Please! and this time we will stop trump!! For reals, just ask Klobashar'
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Step 1)
Elon Musk added to 'Fuckwits' list!
100
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hmmm.....
Elon Musk (probably fake) following me and getting blocked.
100
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I think we are right about here:
Wile E Coyote stands on a cliff smugly wearing a wing suit thinking about how amazing the future is going to be. However Mr Coyote is a fuck up and the suit is probably defective.
020
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
entire country spells "action" incorrectly and simply doesn't care.
110
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Wife is asleep, time to listen Miku-chan at a nearly annoying volume.
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
No god??? Explain how Vancouver put this Chevron in the middle of the river. Checkmate atheists!!!
000
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Me: "This guy misspelled Furies." Me: "Check out the price... Nice. But also... wackadoo" Me: "Wait, am I supposed to be playing God??" Wife: "... Go outside. It's a nice day."
010
Brute @brute.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Oh, ok, Amazon. I am sure my recent shopping trends indicate I would be interested in a radiation meter.
000