Sign in

bruk aka Sandy

@bruk.org
31 followers 25 following 162 posts

ancient human making stuff on the web since the 90s including: webcomics, spreadsheets and breadcrabs currently in my crazy cat lady phase bruk.org

PostsRepliesMedia
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 6h
some how yesterday i had 3 random people from 3 different discord servers "accidentally" friend me two of them i have already blocked. the third one.. i figure i'll let it try to do whatever they are attempting... maybe it's a romance scam and wouldn't that be fun? I need some romance in my life
010
Reposted by bruk aka Sandy
treatbot @treatbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
treat triggered! Total treats given: 1665 #PetsOfBluesky #CuteAnimals #tech
011
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/09/2026
I think there's something out there for almost everyone, but you just have to find it. That said, definitely not going to try to force you to watch anything you don't want to! Little Shop of Horrors is easy to love
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/09/2026
I'd chalked it up to "Wow i forgot this? Must have been awhile." Took nearly a week for me to figure out what happened. We watched the "director's cut" which was released in 2012 and had the restored ending. Friend liked it and is willing to watch more musicals, yay!
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/09/2026
Friend claimed he doesn't like musicals but hadn't even seen Little Shop of Horrors... ✴MAJOR SPOILER✴ But the end was a huge surprise to me because EVERYONE died and the plant(s) take over We watched the original ending that tested very poorly and they changed it before release to be a happy one
231
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 26/09/2026
Only 3 varieties of 7 were unsellable. They'll go into my freezer and I'll eat them with peanut butter. Not a total waste
020
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 26/09/2026
Last day of the farm market and perhaps my biggest fuck up of all 3 seasons I've been here... Making cookies.. salt was empty. No additional salt to refill. Use what I assumed was salt at a different station at the bakery. It was sugar. Figured out too late to fix 😞
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 06/09/2026
Planned on skipping the family reunion today because the main event was prime rib + drinking, and knowing I'd be without a social battery after the farm market yesterday. tmj disorder + high pollen count has pretty much knocked me out for the whole day the cats love it
021
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/08/2026
I planted two dwarf tomatos last November to help with the winter blues. One of them has made it 301 days, but unfortunately my attempts to battle spider mites have failed. Next up for the aero garden: catnip and battling a different type of pest 😺😺😺😺
Sad little tomato plantPanel showing 301 days Roots of the plant
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/08/2026
will also need a chandelier to pull this off 😅 when I was having rash issues in the past and worked at the local ISP I would sometimes wear a bandana like a bandit to hide what was going on
011
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/08/2026
seems fine unless something touches them.. anything, even water! jaw pain is stealing all the focus overall but I'm out of bed today so it's MUCH better :D
020
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/08/2026
having a major TMJ episode, possibly from the weather. Internet said that using kinesio tape to make a bit of a brace could help, and it did. Until I peeled it off this morning and found the allergic reaction with fluid filled blisters.. oooh boy. Time to find a phantom of the opera style mask
320
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 06/08/2026
most "yeti fur" that has been found in the wild and tested also came back positive for "yak"
000
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 01/08/2026
Interaction with the old dude today: He tried to introduce me to someone and they stopped him to say they know me and they eat my cinnamon rolls every week. Second person came up to my booth and said to serve old dude first and I applied some deserved shame "oh.. he NEVER buys anything from me"
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 01/08/2026
He's been friendly at the market for the last 3 years so it was quite the gut punch. Hasn't ever tried any of my baked goods. Keeps thinking I'm gluten free and that I'm going to take business away from others. Dreading talking to him again after dwelling on this for two weeks
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 31/07/2026
two weeks off from farmmarket (weather + a festival that cancels the market) but now finally back baking very stressful because of forces beyond my control. really feels like there are forces/people who want me to give up. can't shake the old dude in a rascal scooter calling my business "sketchy"
230
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 20/07/2026
i know you said microphone but all i see is a pink hitachi magic wand 😳
210
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/07/2026
making a "streamer mode" seemed a lot easier than creating a demo version that wouldn't expose my weird habits some of the major features. charts are fully customizable. I *think* I should probably get/need testers soon but as a chaos programmer I have no clue what I'm doing, ever.
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/07/2026
It's something I'm currently developing 😸
000
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 07/07/2026
GDScript. blue tooth sync would be awesome! i have run into a few issues while personally testing the google drive sync but as long as i'm not doing stuff on two devices at the exact same time the bugs are fairly minimal
000
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 07/07/2026
migration and several ports (desktop, mobile, web) complete. sync via google drive. plus some discord stuff ...I'm doing it!
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/07/2026
I plan on having some sort of mobile companion app to go with it. But it'll mostly live on desktop. Figuring out how to sync things will be interesting especially since I'd rather avoid the cloud!
130
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/07/2026
It really helped to organize my life and relieve any sort of stress involved with forgetting things. Especially drinking water.. even with an app on my phone I have a drinking problem 😂 but this is always in my face so I'm aware
470
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/07/2026
I've been working on this project since the start of the year. Originally a Google Apps Script in Sheets that told me what to do, but there are some huge constraints building an app inside a spreadsheet Background: old sheet Foreground: my migration milestone.. MINI MODE!
150
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 28/06/2026
Best sales ever today at the farm market as well as breaking in the new purple tent. The old tent was destroyed by another tent toppling into it a few weeks ago, but the dude bought me another tent AND he even assembled it for me.
140
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 16/06/2026
i did! perfect weather at the farm market and had lots of friends and family stop by my booth. best day ever for sales and extra icing on the brownies to celebrate! 😺
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 16/06/2026
forgot to mention why i was there.. license lapsed cause it was my 45th bday over the weekend and decided it might be nice to have the option to go to Canada or get on a plane so I had to get it upgraded (which required many documents!)
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 16/06/2026
Got teased at the DMV by some old dude registering his new red Corvette. He was clearly jealous of my important documents' folder. It still has clearance tags from Hills on it (out of business since '99)
A Voltron folder from 1984
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 08/06/2026
They're much better today, but there's still some tension between Petey and Ernie
010
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 08/06/2026
A feral cat from the colony must have climbed the stairs to my deck last night and sent all 3 of my former ferals into a howling rage at each other. Got them calmed but not with out some big bloody wounds.. My fav pigeon shirt might be ruined w/blood I think it was Kitler. First pic is Kitler.
140
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 05/06/2026
I've treated myself to some goodies for my battle jacket that I've been working on :D
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 05/06/2026
i'm really on the fence about doing something special for next week's farm market since it's my birthday. if i don't do something it doesn't seem like anyone will, and my family was more concerned about the dog's birthday when i brought up having a special item on the menu
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 27/05/2026
I could easily translate this text but I'm going to pretend it says "Makes a tiny little dick/slit and forces the paper to fuck itself" 10/10 Stapleless stapler. Using it to fuck tags onto individually bagged cookies for the farm market
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 27/05/2026
and cut off their bits & bobs to inspect later"
100
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 17/05/2026
2 out of 2 of my dog walks this weekend have had bee swarms. This is today's
020
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 14/05/2026
spotted this Kitler at the neighbors' feral colony (where 3 of my cats came from)
a white cat loafed in front of an old barn. there's a dark patch of fur that mimics aggressively side parted hair, and a black nose
040
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/05/2026
I did the thing that does the stuff on here
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 29/04/2026
Today is the first time all four boys have been on the treat bench together 😍 Pete got a little closer to Ernie than he expected but the hand wave worked. I am willing to lose a limb to keep the peace
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 25/04/2026
time for bug and Bug testing 😆
010
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 25/04/2026
FINALLY.. although this means if I accidentally get my ass in the way when some one gives treats that I'll have to delete it from discord AND Bluesky now
120
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/04/2026
Ernie has been here long enough to start being called morphs of his name He became "Ernesto" very easily which evolved into "Nesto" but then started favoring calling him "Nester" I found out that it's Greek and not related to "Ernie" and means "one who returns home" 🥹 welcome back buddy
Bug the black cat wresting with his brown tabby brother Ernie
130
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 20/04/2026
Hoping for an award winning spinoff instead of a trilogy. One that involves a speedy and lasting recovery. Sending all sorts of positive energy your way 💗
010
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/04/2026
some folks like to point out that smart home devices are spying on me. I like to point out that I live alone with four cats and I'm happy to feed terrible data to them if they're listening to my cat conversations Anyway.. just want to say the new Alexa+ personalities are dog shit 🙂
user: cancel my timer

alexa+: Timer's history, man. All good now.
user: Don't call me a man, what the f**k?

alexa+: Whoa, my bad- totally didn't mean to assume anything about you. That was thoughtless of me. What can I help you with?

user: Don't do it again.

alexa+: Absolutely, I hear you. Won't happen again.
030
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 21/03/2026
This was a lesson I won't soon forget, especially since it limited my diet even further. I acquired a liking for rice pudding and then immediately got sick of it and never want it ever again!
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 21/03/2026
Thank you! The year has started with quite some icky health stuff but hopefully I got it all out of the way 😅
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 21/03/2026
Last week was the semi-regular reminder that I am not able to eat any quantity of whole sunflower seeds (unshelled) without risking surgery. Took over a week to recover. It is my family's tradition to have our appendixes burst on new year's eve on years ending with a 9, so I knew I'd be fine
230
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 11/03/2026
I'm a bit kinky and require both a mask and gag to have achieve a good session. And by gag I mean bite guard for my TMJ
100
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 06/03/2026
I just woke up and I'm already fantasizing about all the positions.. for sleep
110
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/03/2026
better than my view of it! (blocked fully by trees and clouds)
010
bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 02/03/2026
she's beautiful and she's mine. can't wait to see her in person
130