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bruk aka Sandy

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ancient human making stuff on the web since the 90s including: webcomics, spreadsheets and breadcrabs currently in my crazy cat lady phase bruk.org

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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 40m
some how yesterday i had 3 random people from 3 different discord servers "accidentally" friend me two of them i have already blocked. the third one.. i figure i'll let it try to do whatever they are attempting... maybe it's a romance scam and wouldn't that be fun? I need some romance in my life
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treatbot @treatbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
treat triggered! Total treats given: 1665 #PetsOfBluesky #CuteAnimals #tech
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/09/2026
Friend claimed he doesn't like musicals but hadn't even seen Little Shop of Horrors... ✴MAJOR SPOILER✴ But the end was a huge surprise to me because EVERYONE died and the plant(s) take over We watched the original ending that tested very poorly and they changed it before release to be a happy one
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 26/09/2026
Last day of the farm market and perhaps my biggest fuck up of all 3 seasons I've been here... Making cookies.. salt was empty. No additional salt to refill. Use what I assumed was salt at a different station at the bakery. It was sugar. Figured out too late to fix 😞
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 06/09/2026
Planned on skipping the family reunion today because the main event was prime rib + drinking, and knowing I'd be without a social battery after the farm market yesterday. tmj disorder + high pollen count has pretty much knocked me out for the whole day the cats love it
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 30/08/2026
I planted two dwarf tomatos last November to help with the winter blues. One of them has made it 301 days, but unfortunately my attempts to battle spider mites have failed. Next up for the aero garden: catnip and battling a different type of pest 😺😺😺😺
Sad little tomato plantPanel showing 301 days Roots of the plant
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/08/2026
having a major TMJ episode, possibly from the weather. Internet said that using kinesio tape to make a bit of a brace could help, and it did. Until I peeled it off this morning and found the allergic reaction with fluid filled blisters.. oooh boy. Time to find a phantom of the opera style mask
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 01/08/2026
Interaction with the old dude today: He tried to introduce me to someone and they stopped him to say they know me and they eat my cinnamon rolls every week. Second person came up to my booth and said to serve old dude first and I applied some deserved shame "oh.. he NEVER buys anything from me"
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 31/07/2026
two weeks off from farmmarket (weather + a festival that cancels the market) but now finally back baking very stressful because of forces beyond my control. really feels like there are forces/people who want me to give up. can't shake the old dude in a rascal scooter calling my business "sketchy"
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/07/2026
making a "streamer mode" seemed a lot easier than creating a demo version that wouldn't expose my weird habits some of the major features. charts are fully customizable. I *think* I should probably get/need testers soon but as a chaos programmer I have no clue what I'm doing, ever.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 07/07/2026
migration and several ports (desktop, mobile, web) complete. sync via google drive. plus some discord stuff ...I'm doing it!
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/07/2026
I've been working on this project since the start of the year. Originally a Google Apps Script in Sheets that told me what to do, but there are some huge constraints building an app inside a spreadsheet Background: old sheet Foreground: my migration milestone.. MINI MODE!
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 28/06/2026
Best sales ever today at the farm market as well as breaking in the new purple tent. The old tent was destroyed by another tent toppling into it a few weeks ago, but the dude bought me another tent AND he even assembled it for me.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 16/06/2026
Got teased at the DMV by some old dude registering his new red Corvette. He was clearly jealous of my important documents' folder. It still has clearance tags from Hills on it (out of business since '99)
A Voltron folder from 1984
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 08/06/2026
A feral cat from the colony must have climbed the stairs to my deck last night and sent all 3 of my former ferals into a howling rage at each other. Got them calmed but not with out some big bloody wounds.. My fav pigeon shirt might be ruined w/blood I think it was Kitler. First pic is Kitler.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 05/06/2026
i'm really on the fence about doing something special for next week's farm market since it's my birthday. if i don't do something it doesn't seem like anyone will, and my family was more concerned about the dog's birthday when i brought up having a special item on the menu
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 27/05/2026
I could easily translate this text but I'm going to pretend it says "Makes a tiny little dick/slit and forces the paper to fuck itself" 10/10 Stapleless stapler. Using it to fuck tags onto individually bagged cookies for the farm market
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 17/05/2026
2 out of 2 of my dog walks this weekend have had bee swarms. This is today's
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 14/05/2026
spotted this Kitler at the neighbors' feral colony (where 3 of my cats came from)
a white cat loafed in front of an old barn. there's a dark patch of fur that mimics aggressively side parted hair, and a black nose
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/05/2026
I did the thing that does the stuff on here
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 29/04/2026
Today is the first time all four boys have been on the treat bench together 😍 Pete got a little closer to Ernie than he expected but the hand wave worked. I am willing to lose a limb to keep the peace
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 25/04/2026
FINALLY.. although this means if I accidentally get my ass in the way when some one gives treats that I'll have to delete it from discord AND Bluesky now
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 24/04/2026
Ernie has been here long enough to start being called morphs of his name He became "Ernesto" very easily which evolved into "Nesto" but then started favoring calling him "Nester" I found out that it's Greek and not related to "Ernie" and means "one who returns home" 🥹 welcome back buddy
Bug the black cat wresting with his brown tabby brother Ernie
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/04/2026
some folks like to point out that smart home devices are spying on me. I like to point out that I live alone with four cats and I'm happy to feed terrible data to them if they're listening to my cat conversations Anyway.. just want to say the new Alexa+ personalities are dog shit 🙂
user: cancel my timer

alexa+: Timer's history, man. All good now.
user: Don't call me a man, what the f**k?

alexa+: Whoa, my bad- totally didn't mean to assume anything about you. That was thoughtless of me. What can I help you with?

user: Don't do it again.

alexa+: Absolutely, I hear you. Won't happen again.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 21/03/2026
Last week was the semi-regular reminder that I am not able to eat any quantity of whole sunflower seeds (unshelled) without risking surgery. Took over a week to recover. It is my family's tradition to have our appendixes burst on new year's eve on years ending with a 9, so I knew I'd be fine
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 02/03/2026
she's beautiful and she's mine. can't wait to see her in person
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 02/03/2026
It's nice to have walking buddies that don't require constant carrying like Cooper, but these guys are maniacs. Now that my parents see how much less work the mini-sized is compared to the standard they are pondering a toy-sized one.. which I am guessing would want to be carried
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 20/02/2026
My new scripted sheet aims to schedule everything automagically! I have chronic pain and yesterday was a bad day. Next time I generate a new schedule it will prioritize the items I haven't finished. Plus other features and stats📈🤤 Today's "Fun1" is a social post. Here it is!
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 10/02/2026
Opened twitter and it seems like of few folks I follow that are still posting to the platform many are saying they are going to ditch discord due to the new announcement I find that hard to believe since they are still supporting *that* platform. I did end up making a post there about it though
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 27/01/2026
It seems counter intuitive to have to schedule creative tasks, but I've gotten into such a depressed rut that the only way to motivate myself to do anything is to assign it as a chore. this post fulfills today's assignment ✔
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/12/2025
OH ALSO.. I stole my parents' cat. His name is Ernie. He is Bug and Petey's brother. He currently weighs 15.6lbs which is >2lb more than his brothers. Also.. I gotta bake 696 cookies and a bunch of cinnamon rolls in the next few days. the panic is sinking in
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 15/12/2025
I am attempting to watch Archer for the first time, but only when it's bed time. It's taken over a week to get the full plot of the first episode, fast forwarding a bit more into it at the start each eve. The heating pad that keeps my TMJ at bay and me asleep auto turns off at s2e8-9 every night
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 05/12/2025
I've managed to watch 391 Star Treks (episodes/movies) so far this year. Don't think there's a way to finish the remaining 570+ Treks by the end of the year but I still think it was a good attempt at a New Years resolution, especially since there's more of it coming out next year.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
MIRACLE - dashare.zone ADMIN
DA SKELATEN LOOKIN WIERD BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO MOVE THERE BODY OR WHERE TO PUT THERE ARMS , AND IT SAYS " ACTED NORMAL DURING SMALL TALK, DONT KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN " SORRY FOR DOING THIS NOW YOUR GONNA THINK IM NORMAL, AND I AINT EVER GONNA LIVE UP TO THAT ONE,,, IF HALF YOUR LIFE IT FEELS LIKE YOUR WATCHIN SOMEONE ELSE DO ALL YOUR STUFF FOR YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR BODY , AND YOUR NOT REALLY IN CONTROL OF IT, ARE U THE ONLY ONE IN THERE? IF YOUR NOT CONTROLLING YOUR BRAIN OR BODY THEN WHERE ARE YOU????? WHO IS THE OTHER GUY????????????????????? THERES MORE TO THIS EXISTANCE THAN WE KNOW, AND IF IM WRONG THEN TELL ME WHY I KNOW IT WOULD IMPROVE MY LIFE TO DO MY CHORE'S AND MY DO DO LIST BUT I NEVER DO ANY OF THEM BUT I ALSO GET MAD AT MY SELF FOR IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 19/11/2025
things have escalated
there used to be one dog, but now there are two
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 04/10/2025
It's international cinnamon roll day and I am missing all my customers so badly. Farmers' market ended last week and this was my last batch of the season
vegan tangzhong cinnamon rolls in the process of being iced
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/10/2025
The timeline shifted. Blame the plague. The tea’s still brewing
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 23/09/2025
Every day the reveal gets closer. Some of you aren’t ready. Some of you never will be. Some of you better start sweating.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 11/09/2025
Feeling a bit guilty spending $5 on myself and $5 on Cooper for items that I'm skeptical will work. My doctor recommended I try massage for my TMJ disorder and the folks on r/TMJ say Gua Sha works. Not sure if I can justify the other purchase in the same way
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 09/09/2025
The countdown is unofficially starting. In the next few weeks, the curtain drops. Be ready for what’s coming
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/09/2025
I think it's almost done
That creepy fake Labubu from the previous post, this time fully assembled and colorized with "calico blue" markings
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 03/09/2025
Some WIP pics of something!
WIP pics, body with tail, hands feet and head WIP pics, head hands and feet WIP was attachment
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 02/09/2025
It’s been a busy summer, only more hectic with a puppy. Today was my first day off from everything in a month and overwhelmed doesn’t begin to explain it. Still got pulled into some in house tech support, and I guess it was clear I’d been crying because I was given another day off tomorrow :(
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 21/08/2025
Some forced obsolescence has caused me to upgrade to a Pixel 9a. Decided to purchase a screen protector.. 😩
Not only is there a typo in Pixel, but the model for the spring protector is 9Pro, which is not compatible :(
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 13/08/2025
pup sitting so I'm using my laptop Connect to my PC to poke at my idle games, tab back to update my WoW tool for the final patch of the xpac. Get 400 Bad Request errors trying to access g-scripts Try stuff, still nope. Then magically it works! Because I didn't realize I'd tabbed back into my PC.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 05/08/2025
New friend
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 25/07/2025
My parents' very ancient cat passed away today. His name was Paul and he and I were room mates for a couple years. This was the origin of his name. youtu.be/12aoJyPim6k?...
youtu.be
Adam West - Paul Cat
YouTube video by Geir Jónsson
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 07/07/2025
TTRPG update: It took 5 minutes for my nephew to hadouken the 20 sided die across the room, losing it. Had to pause the campaign to find it. Cleaned the area it was thrown, sorted through toy bins, took a break to watch our favorite tortoise youtuber then finally found it! It was great after that.
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 01/07/2025
Been haunted by the ghost of a DnD character I made at age 10 and never got to play. I babysit my niece and nephew once a week now, and I think it's finally time to make that campaign (or at least a campaign) happen. If anyone knows of any kid friendly one page TTRPGs let me know!
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bruk aka Sandy @bruk.org · 29/06/2025
This is most of the stuff I had for sale this week. Had quite a few customers while I was setting up. The tangzhong cinnamon rolls sold out in 2 hours. I was left with 1 lemon crinkle and 1 large focaccia which was devoured today. Nephew says he likes it better than the cinnamon rolls!
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