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Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social
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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. Mostly jolly, sometimes i get hangry. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. INCAPABLE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT🤣 Don't be a dick. 🦈 🌈

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He is my favorite. This was made for me by a friend. He is the best.
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Muppet Chillin on Purple Blanket
Alt: Muppet Chillin on Purple Blanket
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's my favorite, and this Pepe felt sculpture was made especially for me by a friend. He's the best.
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Pepé The King Prawn's Funny Dance
Alt: Pepé The King Prawn blow dries his hairs
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hope you are doing well and Babeh Bumble is happy and both of you are getting good sleep 💙
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A break from the shitshow that is this country.... SisFace and I had a good time catching up, and she left at 5 a.m. to make the long ass drive back up. I WON THIS ROUND My Pepe King Prawn is on loan to her, and in a bag of stuff she was taking up... I HID JESUS. He is back in her possession.
A small statue of Jesus next to my Pepe The King Prawn (he is on loan to her )

The Jesus Game is on.....she found JESUS.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hope we can see it, we have cloud cover and light rain
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ASK ME HOW FAST I PULLED OVER AND GRABBED THAT PIC... HILARIOUS We found a nice park, played cards during a wind storm....i whipped her dirty pirate ass.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Compton, we're in you, too...
Park time sat and played Gin Rummy....i beat her ass I screamed and pulled over.


MAYO AVE
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DONE..... She's a steenky smelly Pirate
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BWAHAHAHHAAA LONG BEACH....WE ARE IN YOU... SisFace and i are sharing asada nachos and talkin' smack. I missed her goofy ass. IMMA UNCLE She's a GRAMMA....First year birfday. Hi Work happening on our Shark Cave.
Asada Nachos in Long Beach.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One can hope. And also hope our roof holds out.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's 8:58 p.m. and 86° Weeeee I'm crusty and dried out it's sad for a shark.
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Frail Creature: Dying, Hungry, Thirsty
Alt: Frail Creature: Dying, Hungry, Thirsty
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sir. No. No no no they are the only creature i fear. Seriously I am known for my loathing of these satan babies. Why why why right before bed.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Grazie! My plan is to chill with ice packs again tomorrow so i can at least do some stuff out with SisFace.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huge huge (consensual) hugs. I get you, truly
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This past coupla weeks have me missing Iceland.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi Alice! Getting along, tryin' to keep some manner of.... grace or at least not bein' awful. Struggle is real.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are pretty sensitive to humans being uncomfortable with shark nekkidness. Never trying to upset yas
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
O she's gonna beat me hardily and completely. Know it, and i deserve it. But wow do i miss her. We've never been separated this far from each other.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We need Autumn to act more.... Autumn-y.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Noooo.... Should i?! I'll go tomorrow! 😁🥹
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💙😁
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CLAPPING FOR YOU VIGOROUSLY Guess that crappy coworker can F all the way off! Congratulations!
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💙 and also 😂
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
GET EM, TEAM YOU ALL THE WAY
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😁 The Trouble Twosome is together again!
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
O whoa I bought one of these for my best friend"s kiddo about 6 months ago. The shirt is removable!
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm gonna be nice and stuff for 20 minutes and hug her and all that and then ..... SHENANIGANS
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey hi hi! How are you doin? You alright (considering everything) but are you ok? 🫂
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me too, i missed her something fierce. Shhhh tho. 😁😂
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💙😁
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Hello hello Hope you have a gud Friday and peaceful/chill weekend
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear CharKat! HELLO I am definitely gonna pester her a bit. Bet she missed me giving her trouble. 😂
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HAAAAYYYY HIIIIII I hope you are doin' alright. 💙
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I AM gonna weed out and replace a few things.... Gonna go full interior design shark.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Noooooo i hate bug bites. 😞🤬
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🫂 have a chill peaceful weekend (and Friday)
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NO, U! 😁
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤬 I would 100% show up. Hire a shark.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
100% agree. I miss our spoopy cool bathroom.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi hi hi. I need autumn to start autumning. All crusty and dried out over here.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She will drive down Friday night...taking her to breakfast Saturday morning. She's gonna have to sleep on our sofa because everything is all tore up here. But it will still be gud. I missed her goofy self.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sent some healing shark mojo
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Lauren-Ashley Arts @laurenashley087.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you everyone for the well wishes, and thank you @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social for sharing our registry! Bumble is healthy (and chunky), I’m recovering well, and Bee is in love with her baby sister. Gonna get back to some serious cuddling now. ❤️
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Homer & Marge Kiss, Maggie Reacts
Alt: Homer & Marge Kiss, Maggie Reacts
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been a real shit show this week, and today i had to stop reading about stuff for a couple hours, my BP was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This is just so vile. All of it.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well HELLO. We are very excited about possibly having our bathroom and hallway back. And a ceiling.... ceilings are gud How are you?
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am gonna SQOOOOZE HER Missed that PDH SisFace. Miss her, but don't tell her she will get all sassy.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HOWDY HOWDY. Laying here like a giant shark shaped lump. How ya doin'?
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Howdy...... Saw a very sassy crow this morning, and two tiny gnat catchers. How are YOU?
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#StayReadyCrew www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Gatorade recall: Why more than 122,000 cases were pulled over undeclared dyes — and how to check yours
Food dye allergies are rare, but concerning enough that colorings have to be declared on product labels.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#StayReadyCrew Heads up Texas! 🚨 www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
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Vienna-style sausages recalled in Texas over illegal imports, USDA reports
A canned meat product sold in Texas and other states is being recalled because it was illegally imported from Jamaica, a country not eligible to export meat.
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