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Bruce Halperin

@brucehalperin.bsky.social
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"Hey, aren't you the bike guy?" • Information gladly given, but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation • Dog dad to Nutmeg • #1 in the hood, G

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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 13h
The underpass at the north end of the Golden Gate Bridge
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I wanted to share the sad news that my neighbors’ 13yo yellow lab Doug has gone OTRB. He was the goodest boy. This was his favorite spot. When a contractor accidentally backed their car into the gate and damaged it, they left it so that ppl could pet him thru the gap.
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They have Pokémon manhole covers in Japan, darth
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The man’s brain is soup, darth
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aren’t these just audiobooks anyway?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
9-7. Were they playing football?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kick Some
Alt: Mr. Freeze says “Let’s Kick Some Ice”
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elizabeth Holmes “why would I deceive you” meme with the caption “We looked very hard at the government-funded Trump ad and it’s hunky-dory”
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
darth I once attended an “electric bike festival” and test rode a bunch of front loader cargo bikes, they are very fun
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know a bunch of people who own these bikes darth!
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bartroset @sutrotower.bsky.social @burritojustice.bsky.social
Sutter Tower at sunset from a train at West Oakland BART, as a passenger walks by on the platform A closeup of Sutro Tower at sunset from far away
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leading the war on wokeness.
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT DREW BLOOD
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He couldn’t even keep a single aircraft carrier supplied
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darth if u have an iPhone you can replace the battery for like $79
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard he was with Tony Hawk
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next Democratic trifecta needs to ban third-country deportations permanently. With criminal penalties for any who violate that prohibition.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you live in San Francisco, you can vote to send this guy to Congress or you can vote in some B rate Democratic Party barnacle who is only competitive because Nancy Pelosi is mad that she couldn't give her old seat to her daughter.
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Viva Reverie 🌸 @vivareverie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JoJo's Part 7's Anime is back!! And dare I say... So is JoJo's But Really Really Fast... 👀👀 Part 6 Release date coming soon!! 💚💙
Jolyne Cujoh and Ermes Costello, viewing the Green Dolphin Street Prison in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6 Stone Ocean But Really Really Fast
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m so annoyed they don’t allow dogs, even on leash
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Space ghosts, coast to coast?
Space Ghost from Adult Swim
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Tantamount” is tantamount to “paramount”
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely you meant exPETition?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
and then sleep anywhere?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Source: Trump’s revised plans for triumphal arch include a moat filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads.
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I found an emotional support @darthbluesky.bsky.social at Costco
A large Emotional Support Pals™️ red panda for sale at Costco for $19.99
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just bought my Halloween decorations!
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Darth it is only Thursday
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whomst amongst us…
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He STILL has no idea what a trade deficit is.
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His name is Gizmo
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wish I could be as carefree as this pup I saw in the park yesterday (cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social @weratedogs.com)
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Say hi to Snowy for me!
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh wait… is it Jared?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s John Barron, darth
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“He sues his patients!”
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still better than this way of getting superpowers youtu.be/CC8YmVwQwCI
youtu.be
Family Guy - Mayor West wants superpowers ᶜᶜ
YouTube video by FoxFamily
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I guarantee their food was 50% spit
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was thinking 3-Body Problem.
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For Mitch’s corpse anyway
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We don’t believe you, traitor!
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Eric Panzer @ericpanzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's 8PM, the sun has gone down, and it's still 84 in Berkeley But hey, saving anyone from having to walk even a single block when they drive is worth more days like this, right?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like there’s a Qatar Bribe Force One joke here somewhere
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Alzheimer’s is a specific type of dementia
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bought an e-bike in 2019 (and sold my car) and it rides as well now as it did the day I bought it
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And a self-hating gay man
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
…Limbaugh?
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Bruce Halperin @brucehalperin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/atru...
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