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Bruce Coffman

@brucecoffman.bsky.social
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
I don't think so, cunt stain.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
If you need me no you don't.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not enjoying the second cumming of KKKrist nearly as much of the rest of you useless twatwaffles are.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
What did you expect going out dressed like that and not preventing the second coming of literal goddamn motherfucking Satan himself?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
"Are you in a bad mood?" No. I've just been really constipated for 56 years like Jake Tapper. Go, @cnnipr.bsky.social !
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
This shit hole country should have been wiped out long ago.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Bombs away, pedo!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Ifs and buts was candy and nuts we wouldn't have a pedophile maniac fucking killing us.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Well good.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, that's a whole percentage point off last week. Don't hurt yourself, Mother Teresa.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, that's a whole percentage point off last week. Don't hurt yourself, Mother Teresa.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
No. Both sides bullshit is what got us here. Fuck all the way off. Independent is just another word for goddamn, grow a motherfucking brain. Evil is goddamn motherfucking evil.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Oh well.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
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Sure Jan
Alt: Sure Jan
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Today is not my friend. It can go chill with all the others.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
I cannot wait to meat you motherfuckers in the concentration camp. I'll be the one laughing my goddamn ass off in your motherfucking face.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Need to. Won't. Next.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
What in the goddamn fucking hell is wrong with you comatose bastards?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
@jaketapper.bsky.social Book idea for you, constipated wonder. Some dude who's not currently fucking killing us once stuttered. Run with it! Pulitzer!
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
I could type any goddamn fucking thing and you'd sit there like you had a corn cob up your motherfucking asshole and ignore it. Good. Sit and spin, motherfuckers.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Well good.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
I don't even fucking want anybody buying my goddamn fucking shit anymore. Go lick Jeff Bezos' ball sack.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Oh look. 👀 It's Jake Tapper.
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Jan Brady Asks 'Whyyyy?!?'
ALT: Jan Brady Asks 'Whyyyy?!?'
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
Jake Tapper, write a book about this: 🖕 And go take a goddamn shit. We're sick of your fucking constipated face.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
@support.bsky.team
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
It would be a shame if Bluesky hired a genius like Elon Musk to teach the dumb motherfuckers how to install an edit feature.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
So anyway I'm actually glad all of you have absolutely no goddamn future whatsoever and neither do your spawn.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
He also pointed out it's 'your' not 'you're.'
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
#pussytitties
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
#mlb
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
#nba
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
#nfl
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h
"Those horrible boys who gang raped that young lady at that college are monsters." You allowed a goddamn rapist and child fucker back in the motherfucking White House. You wanna see a monster, hit a mirror.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
"This account is rude." Your king grabs you by the goddamn cunt and you like it, so you might wanna sit this one out, sunshine.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
You're goat's getting lonely. Go fuck it.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Have you raped your children and grandchildren today or are you waiting for the motherfucker to come make you watch him do it?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
I'm just saying if you didn't like it you shouldn't have put a ring on it again. Dumb fucks.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Ever allowed a pedophile madman to control your life a second time? Yup. Dumb fucks.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Ever been rode hard and put up wet? Yup.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Rubble rubble.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Doesn't it though. And raping you up the asshole without lube and spitting on you and grinding you into the fucking asphalt and stuff like that. Doesn't it though.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Have i told you there's no one else above you? Well, except for that motherfucker about to drop the piano on your oblivious goddamn skull but whatever.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
That was hilariously funny on what planet? Republicanite?
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
🤨
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Have I told you lately that i love you? Good, because i don't.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
I sweated bullets hoping my dad wouldn't ask for a kidney when I was in college because I was young and beautiful then and had a life to live. Little did I know how much that life would suck donkey ass, so he could have had the whole fucking meatsuit.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
I only hate humans because they're vile horrid creates. No special reason beyond that.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
As it turns out, we're fucked.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
Mostly because they are. Endless nightmares.
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10h
#motherfucker
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