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Max Isaacson

@brosis.bsky.social
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Director/Writer. First feature (Paradise) now available on Tubi! I’m also the Kool-Aid Man’s personal insurance broker. (He/Him) (pan)

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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doing foley for the sickos.
Both of a man’s feet ensconced in a slurry of wet noodles and hominy. Also a mop head lays dying.A man’s foot bathing in lemon jell-o. It looks pretty gross, maybe a little sci-fi.A microphone on a boom pole aiming at a man’s foot as it squishes and squelches in a pan full of lemon jell-o.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Big Walk horror DLC when?
A bird-man from the game Big Walk, standing in a spotlight, on the beach, with a red wibbly object above his head. It is oddly lonesome and terrifying.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is rad. All of their work is rad. But I cannot stop seeing this:
Cartilage Head from Achewood snapping his own head in half and going from happy to very sad as it breaks along the jaw line.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Stitches are healing well and I’m no longer oozing juice. Go vote for Nithya!!!
Three surgical incisions in a man’s torso. They’re healing well and have light bruising around the stitches.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Did my bit. Do your bit. And if you need extra motivation: maybe Spencer Pratt loses and finally moves out of here.
A surprised muppet of a man with an I VOTED sticker on his shirt. Good for him!
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Two quick thoughts from a man who just got out of surgery: 1) Vote for @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social! She’s incredibly smart and capable and will make Los Angeles a better city to live in. 2) Go see I Love Boosters! Boots Riley just went fully bananas on this one and it’s glorious. Big screen it!
An excited looking guy sitting on a hospital bed, just after surgery.A drain tube poking out from a guy’s abdomen so all the juices have a place to go when they don’t want to live inside his thoracic cavity anymore. It’s on some Cronenberg shit.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sometimes your wife and child do a collab and sleep is never going to be an option.
A dry erase drawing of a horrifying woman with her eyes scribbled out. Nightmare fuel.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A man, whose enormous head, splitting in half, has a grumpy purple alien inside it. At the bottom, the logo for the show: THE HEAD
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This would be like replacing Pesci with a second DeNiro. That would be CRAZY!
It’s the Goodfellas poster. Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, and Joe Pesci.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Sometimes you are visited by a beautiful little guy.
A friggin praying mantis looking right at the camera!
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My big dumb beautiful boy.
A large dog sits on a wingback chair in amber light.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Very excited to see ADAMDAM CONOVEONOVER in both Des Moines and Spokane!
A screencap of two instagram posts, side by side, for Adam Conover's comedy tour. The lettering on them looks like it says ADAMDAM CONOVEONOVER, which is funny if you're like me and have the comedy sense of a child.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bart Harley Jarvis
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The skies are filled with squawks and fluttering wings. Are we under attack, invasion? Or are they friends?
Parrots!!!A few parrots sitting on top of a cypress tree.More parrots!!!
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The parrots are moving in.
The tops of 6 cypress trees. Each one has a parrot sitting atop it.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Wordle finally coming down to my side of the street.
A worlde game where the answer is TEETH, as it should be.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
POV you are a grape:
A photo from inside a man’s horrible mouth.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Some nice news on my journey for validation: my script, Divorce Majeure, is a second-rounder for the Austin Film Festival and a quarter-finalist (we'll see if I move up) for Final Draft's Big Break contest. Brain, give me the good drugs! #scriptsky #screenwriting
Laurels recognizing a "second-rounder" in the 2025 Austin Film Festival script writing competition
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Oh fuck, I forgot about that. It’s done so much for us thus far, and holding to it has kept the country from falling apart, so I now see the error of my ways.
In which a dipshit writes an opinion for the New York Times saying it would be better to lose congress and keep the moral high ground, rather than fix the fucking country.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Cats exhibit at the LA Natural History Museum rules!
A piece of taxidermy depicting a predatory cat leaping into the air, snagging a bird as it tries to escape.

It’s pretty rad.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This but below the waist
A still from The Quick and the Dead where a man has a huge hole in his head and Gene Hackman can be seen through it.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Going through old archived messages that I didn't realize I'd received, and this is an all-timer.
A message that reads: 
Your Sprite commercial

Fuck you
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Saw this guy yesterday and suddenly imagined a mile in your shoes.
A concerned, red-eyed, face painted on a street sign. Pretty good, I’d say.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You come into my town, and start hassling these nice folk? We don’t like trouble round these parts, hear? So why don’t you saddle up and ride yourself on out before my paw finds its way to your jaw?
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The remake is different.
A group of dancers at the end of an episode of Soul TrainChihiro and No Face from Spirited Away, riding on the train through the spiritual realm
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I think I've arrived.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Corporate...picture...etc...
Hey, it's Lee Pace from The Hobbit movie. He's a pretty elf and we should all be happy about that. He's wearing a crown made of sticks and leaves.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Friday July 25, 4pm, we’re gonna be at #SDCC punching holes into the multiverse, rail grinding down pure obsidian fear-rails, dodging curfew, and generally loving @mythworks.bsky.social TTRPG: #Slugblaster! Come through, and join in the mayhem! #slugblastingisnotacrime
The cover of Slugblaster: a TTRPG about hover boarding through the multiverse.A Comic-Con announcement about a Slugblaster live play, happening on Friday, July 25 at 4pmA close up picture of a Slugblaster character sheet with a cartoon pigeon on itA close up of a Slugblaster character sheet with a bunch of stickers and doodles
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain, looking over the vista when he delivers his famous line “I wish I could quit you.” Or something to that effect.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
In the current, slightly apocalyptic, state the film industry is in I've been doing a lot of writing (and re-writing), and in that have also been seeking validation. Got a little today when Divorce Majeure semi-finaled in the @networkisa.bsky.social Emerging Screenwriters competition. Heck yeah!
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Joe Camel doing psyops in my Ford mailers.
A ford ad with a bunch of guys, looking proud in a parking lot, flanked by a a pair of columns that look suspiciously like cigarettes.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
10:45pm. Sometimes cursed shit crosses your path.
A tricycle, alone, on the sidewalk, at night. Not cool.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I take it back, this is enough.
Dumb Donald from Fat Albert. His hat looks almost like it’s his skin, but red and irritated, which is horrible to see.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Still goat.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy #mothersday to the best mom out there: my wife Sonia! She’s tough, steadfast, and full of joy. Can’t thank her enough for being my rock.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Getting Sixth Sensed sucks just as hard as they say.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Just got Ghibli’d pretty bad by this cutting board.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Y'all watch this when it came out? Should I give it a shot?
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I think I might take them up on that golf membership.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Tell me your secrets, toothbrush!!!
A cardboard box for a bamboo toothbrush with product information.The bold text reads “MADE OF”Bold text reads “ALTERNATIVE TO”Bold text reads “END OF LIFE”
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This one goes out to the folks I’ve formed parasocial relationships with on this here website. You’re…
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Pretty good picture.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
A shoebill bird, which, as it turns out, looks like this loaf of olive bread.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Books, falling outta the sky like Hindenburgs!
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas from Paradise!
The poster to the Tubi original film Paradise, but redesigned with a Christmas theme.
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It has this energy.
Michael Showalter as Doug from MTV’s The State, in a white t-shirt and looking dejected around his cool friends, says “Forget it. I’m outta here.”
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Max Isaacson @brosis.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Did this one for the lord.
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