Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration. 001
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 23/06/2025A calf strain can be a precursor to an Achilles injury. 010
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoAB @pearlfectpoison.bsky.social · 22/06/2025We were never meant to have this much access to stupid people and their opinions. 35722
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Just because I haven’t been posting doesn’t mean I’ve retired. Still out here lifting heavy things and running like something’s chasing me. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40 080
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If this is the end, who’s trying to let me wear them like an N95? 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a hat and a black panther t-shirt is sitting in front of a woman .ALT: a man wearing a hat and a black panther t-shirt is sitting in front of a woman . 100
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing headphones is making a funny face and says you 're wild wildALT: a man wearing headphones is making a funny face and says you 're wild wild 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025For me? I'm a Manscaper. I like to keep it trimmed. For her? IDGAF. Whatever she likes. 😻 is getting devoured regardless. 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025media.tenor.coma woman sitting in a chair with the words wait what written on her faceALT: a woman sitting in a chair with the words wait what written on her face 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Maybe? But, also, “I wanna suck her plug like a Ring Pop” is a thing that has been said, so 🤷🏾♂️ 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho Gaúchox @slightwright.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025Make some noise if you Black and off work tomorrow 28339
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing ear muffs and a purple gap sweatshirt says i am with youALT: a man wearing ear muffs and a purple gap sweatshirt says i am with you 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025If there are three open treadmills in a row, and you take the one in the middle, you're an asshole. 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoRize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 18/06/2025I need coochie on my face . 593
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I'm not proud of it, but there was a time when 151 was my liquor of choice. 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025One of the reasons I love hockey and soccer. 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18/06/2025You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first. 226329
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18/06/2025Tomorrow is one of the fun sports days of the year, when you find out everyone in the Stanley Cup Final was playing with like a torn ACL and a broken elbow for weeks. 315920
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and saying oh wow that 's really great time .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and saying oh wow that 's really great time . 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Oh. Fuck Brad Marchand, too. That rat-faced piece of shit. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I get it. You're talking to a person who uses Grammarly for text messages. 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025media.tenor.comJordan Laugh GIFALT: Jordan Laugh GIF 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I honestly didn’t think Skinner had been bad tonight until that last goal. 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Knowing that no one will ever call me "Daddy" is priceless. Happy Father's Day! #Vasectomy 020
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Tom Cruise is a weirdo but these Mission: Impossible movies don't miss. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a basketball jersey is sitting at a table with the words easy money written on it .ALT: a man in a basketball jersey is sitting at a table with the words easy money written on it . 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025😆 I'll light the wick but you gotta throw it.media.tenor.coma man is holding a piece of paper that is burning in his hands .ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper that is burning in his hands . 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are looking at each other with the words " some men just want to watch the world burn " above themALT: two men are looking at each other with the words " some men just want to watch the world burn " above them 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.coma man says " always and forever " in a close upALT: a man says " always and forever " in a close up 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I wish Brad Marchand a lifetime of minor inconveniences. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I'm not saying I don't believe in Stu, but every time the puck is at that end of the ice, I hold my breath. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.coma man is saying i dare you to do it .ALT: a man is saying i dare you to do it . 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025“Overtime Playoff Hockey” is a beautiful phrase! 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I get it. Sometimes, I go to sleep at 9:00 PM; sometimes, I go to sleep at 3:00 AM. I don't know which until it comes. 🤷🏾♂️ 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)media.tenor.coma man in a suit smiles while sitting in a crowd of peopleALT: a man in a suit smiles while sitting in a crowd of people 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...open.substack.comMeet the Worst People in AmericaThey voted for Trump and now they are very upset that Trump is destroying one of their friends’ lives. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Ain't gon’ lie, these iced tea & vodkas got me feeling too good with the sun still shining. 😆😆 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a pink shirt and a white hat is pointingALT: a man wearing a pink shirt and a white hat is pointing 100
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I’m a supreme guy at heart…with a twist: Pepperoni, sausage, onions, mushrooms, jalapeños. 000
