Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I prefer my cranberry and vodka to look like a titration. 001
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoAB @pearlfectpoison.bsky.social · 22/06/2025We were never meant to have this much access to stupid people and their opinions. 35722
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Just because I haven’t been posting doesn’t mean I’ve retired. Still out here lifting heavy things and running like something’s chasing me. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40 080
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If this is the end, who’s trying to let me wear them like an N95? 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025For me? I'm a Manscaper. I like to keep it trimmed. For her? IDGAF. Whatever she likes. 😻 is getting devoured regardless. 010
Reposted by Bronaldinho Gaúchox @slightwright.blacksky.app · 19/06/2025Make some noise if you Black and off work tomorrow 28339
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 19/06/2025If there are three open treadmills in a row, and you take the one in the middle, you're an asshole. 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoRize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 18/06/2025I need coochie on my face . 593
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025One of the reasons I love hockey and soccer. 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18/06/2025You know why the Stanley Cup ceremony is great? Because the trophy isn't given to the owner first. 226329
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 18/06/2025Tomorrow is one of the fun sports days of the year, when you find out everyone in the Stanley Cup Final was playing with like a torn ACL and a broken elbow for weeks. 315920
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Oh. Fuck Brad Marchand, too. That rat-faced piece of shit. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Fuck the Tkachuks. All of ‘em. Keith. Matthew. Brady. Even Taryn. Fuck ‘em. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025I honestly didn’t think Skinner had been bad tonight until that last goal. 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Knowing that no one will ever call me "Daddy" is priceless. Happy Father's Day! #Vasectomy 020
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Tom Cruise is a weirdo but these Mission: Impossible movies don't miss. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a basketball jersey is sitting at a table with the words easy money written on it .ALT: a man in a basketball jersey is sitting at a table with the words easy money written on it . 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I wish Brad Marchand a lifetime of minor inconveniences. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I'm not saying I don't believe in Stu, but every time the puck is at that end of the ice, I hold my breath. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025“Overtime Playoff Hockey” is a beautiful phrase! 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)media.tenor.coma man in a suit smiles while sitting in a crowd of peopleALT: a man in a suit smiles while sitting in a crowd of people 110
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...open.substack.comMeet the Worst People in AmericaThey voted for Trump and now they are very upset that Trump is destroying one of their friends’ lives. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Ain't gon’ lie, these iced tea & vodkas got me feeling too good with the sun still shining. 😆😆 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoFat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 27/05/2025🍕🍕 PIZZA GIVEAWAY🍕🍕 Let Fat Kid Deals buy you dinner this week with a $50 Pizza gift card giveaway! How to Enter: 1) Like and Repost this post 2) Quote or comment on this post with your favorite toppings 3) Must be following @fatkiddeals.com to win *Ends 5/29 @ 2pm PTmedia.tenor.comelmo is standing in front of a pizza with pepperoniAlt: elmo is standing in front of a pizza with pepperoni 106227153
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I don't know how to ride a bicycle. I also only know how to tie my shoes using the “bunny ears” method. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Been off the grid for a bit. My grandfather passed away, and I’ve been taking time to grieve, reflect, and eat way too much of my grandmother’s cooking 😆. He wasn’t a perfect man (he was a bit of a rolling stone 😆), but no one ever doubted how much he loved his family. I’ll miss him deeply. 000
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025So, according to Jake Tapper, Joe Biden was so infirm, so cognitively vacant, so frail and feeble, so incompetent that he was utterly unfit to serve & yet, at the very same time, he was able to hide all of that from the press, including the likes of Jake fucking Tapper? Are you fucking kidding me? 3254991686
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 09/05/2025A birthday shot of Malört in honor of the new Chicago Pope, Leo XIV. 210
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoTottenham Hotspur @tottenhamhotspur.com · 08/05/2025EUROPA LEAGUE FINALISTS 501056161
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope 430249793552
Reposted by Bronaldinho Gaúchojohnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 08/05/2025So Pope Leo has "Creole of color roots from New Orleans." Every scholar of race in America knows what that means. Under the "one drop rule,"* the world now has its first Black pope. 😄 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 16634148
Reposted by Bronaldinho GaúchoAmanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫 602625786
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Not tasting as you go. Such a simple concept but one so many miss. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Mostly my grandmother and the Food Network 😆 010
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I make a killer lasagna with a scratch-made sauce. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Baking. Baking is chemistry. It takes precision. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This has been the worst start to a birthday week I've ever had. 000
Bronaldinho Gaúcho @brosephm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Lifted a truck, ran two miles, and didn’t pass out. Pretty solid for a guy in short shorts and quiet rage. #GymSky #FitnessSky #BlackSkyFitness #BlackSkyOver40 0120
