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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Congrats, Frank!! That is big!! And thanks for all the joy and laughter!

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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It’s been really challenging (for me) to write satire in a world where everything has been heightened beyond satire, but I wrote a piece! (Shout out to my girl @brookepreston.bsky.social for giving me helpful feedback on an early draft.) www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-f...

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A Field Guide to Legacy Media Pundits in the United States

The Family Values Pundit (Divorcio moralisticus) HABITAT: New York Times bestseller list and a weekly column. DISTINCTIVE CALL: “As a man with a deeply unhap...

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Love you! I did nothing—your pieces are always hilarious! This is a gem.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

It’s giving Greg from Succession.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

“Thank you to my therapist, and gay people, I love you.” —Ariana Grande, just now, iconically

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

You’re so right! Write, record, tour, do charity work, produce, direct, collab, be in a serious relationship, and create/manage the thousands of miles of interconnected underground Easter Egg cable. She might be the smartest marketer alive.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

My book was there! In several editions. Authors—be sure to look and file. I don’t want billionaires profiting from my original creative work and IP, especially without compensation.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

This is the best joke I have read for a long time.

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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 31/03/2025

Get me to God’s country

Photo of a large crowd in front of the entrance to the Minnesota State Fair.

Photo of a bucket of cookies from Sweet Martha’s cookies at the Minnesota State Fair.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Nightswimming is part of my dna now.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Coldplay’s been trying to fix us all for decades and they finally did it. Great work, fellas.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Lolol but have they heard of different font sizes???

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Look, I know things are dire out here, but we must join together as one America to agree that we absolutely under no circumstances can just give up and start calling cantaloupes “lopes”.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

If your 10 Best movies of the 21st century includes *no* comedies, you’re a sad person who hates joy. Fight. Me.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I’m officially “we needed this rain” years old.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

It’s about time, we could use some new ones.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Honestly the pic of the potato salad sent me

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

My 12-year old has a little cold, so I told her to make me a little grocery list of comfort items since I am headed to the store. 10 minutes later she sends me this ”list”—this generation is built different. 😂🫶🏼

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Good afternoon to everyone except the neighbor who gave their young child a megaphone in the middle of this workday to repeatedly scream: “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, ABBY, HEY AAAAAABBY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?”

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Her follow up was “hiiiii come get ready for my funeral with me, besties!” Then made a bagel, giggled and went back upstairs. She’s actually a lovely person and we have a great relationship. We share a dark sense of humor. I told her she couldn’t get Chipotle tonight bc I wasn’t sure I’d be alive.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

My 12 year-old: “Are you going to be a cool grandma, like ‘come buy my coffin with me!’” ☠️

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

My beloved neighbor friend gifted me a lovely potted spider plant start from her own plant, supported in the gift bag by three lil canned spicy mango margaritas — l have finally achieved peak suburb.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

It was a joke…because of the sort of hip-hop cravats and pantaloons vibe of this performance

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Imagine Charlie & the Chocolate Factory from Charlie’s Mom’s POV: after emptying his and 3 other geriatrics’ bedpans for years and her being the sole earner, Grampa Joe is coaxed out of bed by a free factory tour, up dancing within *seconds*. Charlie then chooses him, not her, as his +1. Ice cold.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

The hardest part of starting over on a new platform is losing the 10k followers and all the engagement and relationships I worked so hard to build for 15 years. So if you like #comedy #comedywriting #humor #humorwriters #taylorswift #politics #midwest life #broadway etc, hiiiiiiiii 👋🏼

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

I could have saved the Senate, obviously, but I let it burn.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

That’s great to hear. Without some kind of trends page or function, there is not a great way to find news or conversations. I like to be able to see what the discourse/news/conversations around that news is that day. Please prioritize that and robust search.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 30/08/2023

Powerful front page of tomorrow's edition of The Daily Tar Heel, UNC's student newspaper. From text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

Yes but I’ll warn you my neck is straight trash so it’s going to get pretty dark in Act 1

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Well I’d like to see YOU grow a…an—apple butter! (Kicks rocks)

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

An icy “bless your heart” can wreck your whole day! I just want to avoid having to say “Ope!” As I run into people

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Hot take: Say what you will about Ohio but Midwesterners are functional as heyellll. Back from California which, while fun and beautiful, is full of people who cannot organize a tidy line, manage a pop-up event’s reservations or design a user-friendly airport to save their gorgeous, sun-kissed lives

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Taking my daughter and her bff to Barbie, but our flight didn’t get in until 3am last night after multiple delays, so mentally my Kenergy is here

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

Congratulations to all of the Emmy nominees who created the things we are celebrating and to none of the studio execs who are reaping the benefits of their work without sharing the wealth.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

Many visitors to the Midwest are surprised to learn that our ATMs exclusively dispense Kohl’s Cash.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Oh sorry, that’s mine, been looking for it, kindly return.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

You are the angel!! Haha. Thank you again.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Everytime you rescue a good and funny person from Twitter with an invite code, an angel gets its wings.

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Brooke Preston @brookepreston.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Nooooo you can’t delete without also deleting your IG account. It’s too content anti privacy third party gross over there.

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