Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 11hBroke my garlic press today so SORRY FOR CRUSHING SO HARD I GUESS 040
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I didn’t know there were so many nuanced varieties of main character energy, until I watched the most recent Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. We love to see it  010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I thought this season of Survivor’s theme was Gangsta’s Paradise but now I’m going with Whale Actually #Survivor 010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Had to pick the Survivor episode this morning and now I get JUMP SCARED BY IMPROV??? 120
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Finally watching tonight’s Survivor and just got jump scared by that damn thumb. THUMB SCARE WARNING 030
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My kid, upon seeing a sign in a public bathroom asking people not to flush sanitary products in the toilet that featured an illustrated tampon, asked “who is bringing dynamite into the bathroom???” 0123
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Were there 3 pizza tables fused into the walls of the pizza box? 060
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ok I had to click it to read what part was glow in the dark. I NEED MY RANCH TO GLOOOOWWWW 010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Accidentally scheduled a “Lunch & Lunch” at work instead of a “Lunch & Learn” so I appreciate your patience during this trying time when I’m trying to figure out if I’m a hero or an idiot 2150
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s the easiest YES whenever asked “should we do another girl’s night”? 1262
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so you’re telling me a property fried these brothers? 090
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s called Survivor: Open Era because it can f#@k anyone it wants and you gotta be cool about it 010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wanted so badly for that one player to also get pants in her buff package #Survivor 010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It was so much fun to have MinnMax come by the office and it turns out they were recording (jk, I knew) Genuinely, what an absolute pleasure!! 080
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026she’s got short legs and big dreams of making the pants she bought online make sense with pure ambition and duct tape 171
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026URGENT: WHERE CAN I GET ALAN’S ASYMMETRICAL SUIT SITUATION FROM EP 2 OF THE TRAITORS??? 010
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My dentist has decorated for Halloween. I appreciate this jaunty little montage of “two Frankenstein Draculas enjoying a picnic style finger flight” 060
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As a parent, no one prepares you for how much math you are going to have to pretend to know how to do 1100
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know there aren’t any “winners” for school picture day, but also it’s definitely the kid that just walked out in the neon t shirt and Miami vice blazer 080
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s really weird that every day this week has somehow been a Wednesday  060
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If Baba is You, and you are what you eat… my god what have you done 260
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have strategically placed two cinnamon brooms in this house KISS MY FALL, BABY 0100
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have gone full Michael Hitchcock in Waiting for Guffman over Widows Bay 180
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WIDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAYFUCKCAPECODWIDOWSBAYWDOWSBAYWIDOWSBAY 080
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When are we watching Over the Garden Wall? IS IT TIME ??!!?!? 🍁🍂🎃 160
Reposted by Brooke BreitJackbox Games @jackboxgames.com · 11/09/2026Who is getting tickets for this year's hottest festival? 👀 1246
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was hungry but uninspired so I googled for ideas but accidentally typed “late night snakes” google said “here are some nocturnal long guys but also popcorn you idiot” 0120
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026nbd but my 13yo said “have they said Dee’s nuts on this show yet” super casually like 3 weeks ago #BB28 140
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We had to feed a neighbor’s cats last week, but this remains on our fridge, like a deeper mantra, so you can wake up and ask yourself ITS A NEW DAY FULL OF POSSIBILITY… HAVE YOU FED THE CATS And then I slap it like Ted lasso 0120
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A new mouth. It’s fine. This has happened before and it will happen again! 020
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Day 3 of PAX is popping so hard my temporary tooth popped out hahaha I’m great just don’t look at meeeeee 2100
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Meets just one other contestant- “well, thats my time” 020
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I hope Cody said “should I do an accent out there?” and no one responded and he quietly said to himself “it’s showtime” #BB28 050
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If you are in Chicago, and looking to something FUN and FOR AN AMAZING CAUSE, come to the Gman Tavern from 2:30-4pm TODAY. There will be music and incredible raffle prizes, all to raise money for a friend who needs our help. LETS GO 164
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Floaters, you better grab a life vest” is also something I say to the small spots in my line of vision #BB28 071
Brooke Breit @brookebreit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Checked on the moon just now, ahead of the lunar eclipse, and she’s looking gorgeous and spooky Excited to stay up and stare at the moon 090