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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 07/11/2022

ok wait so posts on mastodon are called TOOTS?! 🤣🤣🤣 that's what my family calls farts!! hard pass

Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 04/11/2022

it should be illegal for a doctor to explain anything to you or make you agree/sign anything within 2 hours of waking up from anesthesia

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 20/10/2022

my husband is alternating between intense snoring and deep sighs in his sleep and it's really starting to piss me off. I feel simultaneously judged and put upon

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 19/10/2022

why is there no tick box in settings to hide all sports forever from my Twitter pls

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 19/10/2022

why is there no way to see everything trending EXCEPT fucking sports? something like 9 out of 13 categories in trending are NBA or football. I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPORTS & I NEVER WILL!! SPORTS HAS ITS OWN FUCKING CATEGORY OF FILTER!! WHY DOES IT ALSO HAVE TO SHOW UNDER TRENDING?

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 19/10/2022

ah, 3:28 am, perfect time for my nervous breakdown

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 19/10/2022

my family & I were seated next to the Olsen twins at dinner tonight. my sister knew but she didn't say anything bc she didn't want *us* to embarrass *them*. then my stepmother saw Kelly Ripa in the stairwell. everybody was mad impressed except me. I couldn't care less!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 16/10/2022

the sheer amount of rage I feel when I should have been in bed 3 hours ago and my stupid body is complaining because I've been sitting in the same position playing Civ 6 since midnight cannot be underestimated

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 14/10/2022

me: I just wish I could have all 4 cats on the bed with me at once, no fighting my husband: it's good to have aspirations

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 09/10/2022

can't you just let us have this, man

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2022

back on my bullshit* *lying in bed farting endlessly

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 30/09/2022

ps now updated with even MORE lyrics! haha!

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 03/09/2022

every time I go to PetSmart I have to stop myself from buying a LAERGE fish tank bc I don't need that hassle... but 🐠🐟🐡🐠

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 29/08/2022

me after finishing Space Force season 2 and learning Netflix declined to renew it #SpaceForce #SaveSpaceForce #wtf #hashtag

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 16/08/2022

it's real foreign body sensation time; whomst up

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 16/08/2022

nothing like going on Twitter and seeing my only notification is just some generic "recommended for you" bullshit. really makes me feel special!

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 08/08/2022

there are times when, in a certain melancholy type of mood, you find yourself wanting someone to Think You Are Cute

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 04/08/2022

got some new supplements that claim to help with eye dryness, but the instructions say take FOUR of these giant fucking capsules daily for 8 weeks before expecting to feel any improvement so RIP my eyeballs and/or vision

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 26/07/2022

these are my version of late night crazy texts 🤣🤣🤣

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2022

I'm back on my bullshit* *Doan's back pills

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 10/07/2022

the sideways crying laughing emoji is so much better than the straight up and down one 🤣🤣🤣 hey I don't make the rules

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 10/07/2022

not my husband putting spaghetti in the compost bowl 🤣🤣🤣

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 08/07/2022

so tired my eyes are crossing , yet still scrolling Twitter dot com what am I hoping to see?

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 03/07/2022

smonked a little weird weed for the first time in forever and had one (1) drink, so of course I had a low blood sugar episode and almost threw up. just in case you were wondering if I'm still cool

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 18/06/2022

was taking a wee depression nap and dreamt there was a car that was a Jeep/Nissan hybrid called a Jissan 🤣🤔🤣

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 18/06/2022

back on my bullshit (trying to trap feral cats)

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 28/05/2022

can't watch new Stranger Things until I finish my gd fanfic. what if I got Jossed

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 26/05/2022

between my sciatica and my husband's godawful snoring, I cannot sleep 😭😭😭

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 19/05/2022

just did myself an injury because I was looking at a cat whilst walking up a dark staircase lighted only by my phone's flashlight. his cuteness was nearly my undoing. damn you, Two-Face!

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 10/05/2022

every single time I have thre flashlight turned on on my phone and see the message abt flashlight being on I think for a second it says fleshlight and wonder what kind of perv would do such a thing before I realize it's me, the perv is coming from inside my brain

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 06/05/2022

so not prepared to find myself accidentally engaging in California Raisins cosplay today lolollll

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 30/04/2022

I think Eric Clapton was definitely on cocaine when he wrote that song. if any drug would be likely to lie, it's cocaine #justsayin

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 29/04/2022

my husband should know by now that when I say "everybody loves this new blanket" by 'everybody' I am referring to the cats

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 21/04/2022

me: I have no ass husband: *chuckles* it's a very 80s ass me: square and flat like the computer graphics of the time? sounds about right

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 20/04/2022

today in #ADHD thoughts: I went to put on my (new) nightgown and wondered if I cut the tags off, like I meant to this afternoon when I took it off. then I thought yes I did, bc tag said nightgown is flammable ("ALL FABRIC CAN BURN") & I thought what if this gown kills me one day

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 18/04/2022

sick of this "being hungry" and "eating" bs

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 13/04/2022

the cat known as Piss Cripple is back

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 09/04/2022

every so often I think about the height difference between Paul Simon and Edie Brickell and have to read both of their entire Wikipedia entries (which don't even mention their height) until I remember that it's on imdb

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 02/04/2022

Lenny Bruce proving he was paying attention to Midge's act was the absolute best foreplay, hands down #marvelousmrsmaisel

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 02/04/2022

*hacker voice* I'm in (me after running thru the airport to barely make it to my gate in time)

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 01/04/2022

I'm back on my bullshit (falling for bra ads on Instagram)

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Sadgirl McBoobs™ @brookass-tweets.bsky.social · 18/03/2022

not me crying bc full moon in Virgo got me in trouble, fucked up secretive shit I did months ago and conveniently forgot about just came back to haunt me

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