bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026DO NOT. GIVE SHEP. FIRE! Although they probably already know how. It would not surprise me if they spent a year in Norway smelting Odins sweat into unicorns and then trained them to plow. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hopefully to bed perchance not to dream. At least not now.... 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I very specifically tried not to ask myself those questions and they were the Trojan blue pack about ten years ago so Probably lubed. I apparently only retain unimportant details. Where the hell are my keys..... 120
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It beasts working retail late shift and having an order that contains a shower curtain liner, condoms, a dvd of Flubber (the Robin Williams edition)and six boxes of pistachio pudding. I made eye contact with a raised eyebrow and did not ask. 120
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Attempting to claim they should not have to provide reproductive care under the mandatory required employee health insurance policy for a company of their size becuase the oewners are Christian and they do not believe in birth control or abortive care....That one went all the way to supreme court. 040
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Alf. I had a poster of him that Grama put up in my bedroom and it was just LOOKINIG at me one night Have not been able to stand those cold dead eyes ever since. I still have trouble with characters that have single color no pupil eyes. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have made bread. I have made pirogi dough, and I have made meatloaf with roasted poblano peppers in it. My house smells like the kind of place a Ukrainian grandmother would approve of. I am very ok with this. They are terrifying. I want them to be happy. 001
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026^ this is why I have a squirt bottle on my person at all times. Toddler has hit the licking Mama stage and I squirt him every damn time. I am not at home to plagues. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I refer to it as "Oh that is why I still have this..." 0110
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can you narrate the story of the land post purchase? Can we subscribe in some way? You are both some type of story seed and I want to know what comes next. 020
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sigh. That is why I no longer have Overalls. There was a frog incident in my preteens. It was...not good. For the frog. Or the laundry. The washing machine was unaffected. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I still have to fight my brain not to picture an off yellow animated dog first anyway. Wrong end of the 80's for the planet to hit first. 020
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026With absolutely no clout in the industry I 100% think they should hire you based on how many people I have shown your reptile and amphibian illustrations to and they went oh that is a ...whatever it was. You have to know your stuff to make it instantly recognizable. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 It makes my geek heart warm still. It is always awesome to meet big names and find honestly good people inside them. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One was a big fat crow flying away with a mouse half the size of a golf ball for which I felt a brief moment of guilt. And the other....was a dude in a work truck. Clearly labeled PEST CONTROL all down the side. Laughing his ass off. He has ONE JOB. That was not it. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Then I thought. You have windscreen wipers. So I waited. and waited. and it did it again. I flicked the wipers on and I GOT IT!! air mouse... FLING! And I drove away a couple rows so it could not just run right back in and paused. And looked back. To see two asshats. 101
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It just kept coming out and staring at me skitters a ways up the glass. Tiny little thing but also what the actual hell? Car mouse? NOOOOO. Mousey had to go but there was no way I was getting under the hood and playing hide and go mouse in a shopping mall parking lot on a Thursday. 100
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today I was haunted by a mouse. In my car. While I was driving. It was in the engine compartment and kept popping out to stare at me through the windscreen. Bugs? Yeah ok. Mammals? NO. Nope. Nuh uh. Dropped off my kid. Went and parked to wheeze about it. 100
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have not thought about that in years, thank you for cheering me up. I should get my kit out and see if I can finish the articulated trilobite puppet I started years ago. The world could use a Big Francis posable doll. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cool. I will have to look them up. I used to vend with the Froud's back when Farie Worlds was a thing and my Art school had regular Laika internships so I got the hang with Toby a little bit. Wendy is a really sweet long suffering person to ask beginner questions of. 210
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who else would you ask? Actually curious on that one... 100
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have to say that Mum got Bi Focals recently and I feel so very seen it is a bit alarming. Or maybe that is the bit where she peers at me trying to see which one of me is talking. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dammit Spangler. I did not have a need for color flow this year. Nobody I know will give a flying fuck or several terrestrial ones if I just make the Pumpkin Carmel Pecan bread instead but Nooooo you have come into my feed with DESIGNS. Sigh. I Hate royal icing. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cuz we don't wanna? Post C section I will slap a dude who tells me the body was built for that shit and then I will grind banana into every piece of clothing, car seat, electronic device and screen he has. Pour Pedisure on his head and grind goldfish crackers in to his bed linens and sock drawer. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Will I get in trouble if I steal this for my narration credits page because it is hilarious and that is honestly my vibe about most things..... 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sigh. I do not want to be curious about this. It will be horrible. I will have regret. Where is it sold? 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I agree with you totally while still tipping my hat to Karma who seems to be investigating some life decisions and applying a mirror to them. 0140
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I would rather go back to security for tech. At least working nights you get to avoid people for the most part. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heck. Yeah you really cannot do that but I understand why they felt pushed that hard. We just do not teach mutual respect these days do we? 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seriously. I was willing to try up until the manager told me to flat out lie at my physical and then took a call for another employee in front of me while speaking about and pulling up protected info. I may be hard up but I am not gonna go for a full on pending lawsuit. Nope. 110
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh No! Iam so sorry that is happening to her. It is so challenging to navigate the socials and I remember being a tism child and just so confused why people did not follow logic. I really hope you can get it stopped. Random internet person is rooting for her. 040
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Put down the spicy cephalopod and back slowly away. Further...keep going...are you no longer in Australia? Perfect. Now turn and run. 060
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The school will not kick them from the buss, the parents generally will not or cannot do anything about behavior not directly in front of them, and you get to give them one verbal warning before parking the whole bus and calling an Admin. I RAN the other way. 270
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Having just interview for and immediately turned down a school bus driving job....I am not surprised. it is made hideously clear from minute one that you have no power and nothing will be done to any child acting out other than filed paperwork and YOU the driver, get flagged for retraining. 150
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me. I would do this. PNW native with a very large garage and a decent post office. Not kidding in any way would 100% be the drop shipper for voter registration by Urinalysis. 020
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I mean. they don't think those worms get in the books by themselves do they? 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Throw your self at him at your first opportunity after you are done oiling and testing that gorgeous thing. Or perhaps oil and test the other gorgeous thing. Whatever your Tism drifts to first. 090
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have the motivation of a rotted turnip today. I am trying to winch myself up high enough to do something about it and so far, I have absolutely no interest in doing this. My me is broken. Dammit. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well done you for prioritizing your health and making the tough calls now so that you have a later. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me. I am those people. I have lived in enough rural places where your water is dependent on the power to the well pump. indoor plumbing is quite literally the shit. 060
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Welp. There goes some context that is gonna bite em on the rump. I suppose it depends on the parameters of the search in question as always but also...try history. You might find it enlightening children. Imma go grease my wooden knee and look for my teeth. 050
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I loved these back in the day. I had forgotten how much, I will have to set them up for a re read as I have been pretty much offsetting the sheer amount of in my life with various types of smut through headphones to stay sane and hear multisyllabic words. 020
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It is undrinkable. I grew up next to a dairy and if you wandered over and did chores they would give you a gallon pretty much fresh out of the cow. Pop it on the stove till it's farm safe (low pasteurized) and let the cream rise and scoop it. That is milk. Everything else just tastes like echos. 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Grumbles in budgetary. Those are really beautifully done. 060
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had to go back and reread a few times to get my brain to stop reading that as gluing them TOO your dining room table. Which would be a cool way to surface a table if you sealed it well. But also I had questions... 000
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How else to you get the time and peace to read a rare book with a two year old in the house? and everything else at least smells of pee for the foreseeable future so at least it is on brand.... 030
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Have put out the shout to the people I know who are attending. Give Cult classic Posters a nod if you get out and about. He has some amazing fan art and is an all-round quality fellow. 010
bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social @bronwynn-wolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hire Stephen Colbare to co-host it with Fozzy. Shenanegans. Random guests. Crossovers with SNL, Rachel Maddow, Science people. Hell resurrect Mr Rogers and give him a segment. Make it as fruit salad as the world is now. 000
