便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 21hI'm curious about AnimalsWIP. Should I wait until I'm home from work to learn more about it? I work at an elementary school. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I realize that both in this video and in broader politics, there's more important things to concern ourselves with, but frankly I don't want to talk about any of the issues until someone explains what on earth is going on with that guy's bellybutton. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I found this picture circa 2005 on a blog post about depictions of the abominable snowman in pop culture. I just found it on my computer today. Every time I see it, all I can think about is how, with that little body fat and wearing so little, hypothermia is a bigger threat than the monster. 010
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I kind of wonder if my atypical sexual interests are in some way informed by my really crappy ability to sus the gender/birth sex of singers. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Long story short, this Valentine's Day I've been on the road. Trying to do 100 hates 300 characters at a time was taking forever. I am going to do it on Facebook. Apologies to my own contempt for tech oligarchy's (which incidentally is one of my hates.). 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I want to make a completely serious horror movie where the antagonist is a ghost that looks like this. It just might be even more scary to watch this thing eat horny teenagers alive. 030
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I get what they're trying to say but I find it deeply inappropriate to imply that Laurel had a partner who was anyone other than Hardy. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 28/12/2025post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 110
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I have many bad movies on my list of movies I want to see, I did not need more, but I might have to do a deep dive into Cameron's seminal film career. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Nasa's website has a Mad Libs section with no bad word filter. spaceplace.nasa.gov/loopy-legend... 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If you told me he makes Melania wear a Donald Trump mask while he has sex with her I would believe you. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I'm not surprised to learn that it sucks to be a GRSM in Kuwait, but adoption is illegal for anyone there. I've never heard of such a thing. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I don't know, I feel like it's kind of sad that she died and Yahoo went with a picture of someone else, who was, granted very close to her, and is way more famous, but is still a different person. 110
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I found this picture and I'm downloading dating apps again just so I can put it as my picture on them. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I can't be the only one to have noticed that Mint Mobile has one of the least functional websites of any major company in the world today. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 01/07/2025The avarice on display is pretty amazing. Realize that this bill will destroy the lives of millions of people and billionaires are for it because they want to save 14 grand in taxes and get 12 grand in benefits. Money that you could steal from them and they wouldn't notice. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If anyone ever asks me why I love the PBS Newshour so much, I am going to simply answer 'a dog named Doc Holiday.' 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 07/06/2025It's 2025, technological breakthroughs in generative AI have found amazing new ways to make online dating even more miserable. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I'm looking for photos of me for my online dating profile. I've had to scroll back a bit. Also, Google Photos thinks this picture of Taco Bell food is me. It is correct. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I've gotten pretty good at predicting when something is going to only be funny to me, but just in case I'm going to post this here. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 04/06/2025What am I saying? Of course I have to give it to this little guy/girl! 010
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 02/06/2025The other day I saw dragon fruit growing on the cactus. I've never seen it growing before. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The plagues of Egypt increase in severity except after boils, which sounds pretty serious, they jump to bad weather, which sounds pretty normal. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2025If you'd like a news bookshelf that is more willing to be part of the establishment, Edward Yardeni has you covered. Perhaps most telling is that the news bookshelf plays second fiddle to everything else in the room that screams 'I'm smart, rich, and polite.' 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Then you have the wild card who just throws in a children's book to show off how little of a fuck he gives. It's also possible Ryan Peterson, CEO of Flexport had a more serious reason for including a children's book, but I like to believe he's transgressive and unpredictable. Punk rock! 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2025But then there's the thoughtfully curated news bookshelf, where someone, who presumably was a librarian in another life, spends time thinking about their book selection and what message it sends. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Sorry about the crappy screenshot. This is a perfect example of a pragmatic news bookshelf. Mary Zeigler is presumably in a tiny office where she needs regular access to an assortment of books and other legal documents and is too busy to even think about sorting them aesthetically. 100
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Late stage capitalism is offering customers a free meditation to help relieve their anxiety but starting off with this sentence. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 12/05/2025They're pretty bored with really remarkable pictures by this point. let's do a standard picture of an xbox and see what happens. 010
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Y'all I think YouTube is trying to sell me tickets to see a dead man. 000
便便先生 @brontochuck.bsky.social · 06/05/2025@colorfastrecords.bsky.social I fell down a rabbit hole reading about tall tales this morning. I think you should go visit this. 000
