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Cousin Crazy Ass

@brolapse.bsky.social
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Riley, 27, he/him. I love football and hockey. Not NSFW but please only follow if 21+. Thanks! PFP by @repoghost.bsky.social!

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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 21h
The only teams from Tampa that can win right now are the ones that are colored blue
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22h
Nothing wrong with having multiple teams. I’m a Tampa Bay Lightning fan and always will be but I also enjoy the Buffalo Sabres and Edmonton Oilers…it’s just always dual sharks and pens fans who have awful takes somehow
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22h
Sometimes I’ll see a really dumb hockey take on Twitter and I’ll click on their profile and it’s almost always someone who is a fan of both the San Jose Sharks and the Pittsburgh Penguins
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love or hate Sephiroth, he at least has some interesting things going on with his story arc. Genesis is just boring and I found myself getting annoyed anytime he was on screen
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok so I finished ff7 crisis core the other day and loved it despite bad voice acting. The one thing I can’t shake tho is I do not understand why people love Genesis and want to see more of him. I could not think of a more boring antagonist than fucking Genesis lol
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BEAST MODE
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s from Korea
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. The Akatsuki are letting some real freaks into their ranks lately…happy #fursuitfriday! 🪡: @/ozarkobscura.bsky.social!
A person wearing a fursuit head and akatsuki robe from Naruto stands in the center of the image. They are holding up a peace sign. The fursuit head is a primarily red goat-like creature with large ears, long gray horns, and giant eyebrows.  The robe is black with red clouds on it.
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Nicollo 🧬⚗️ @nicowovt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Selling my old vtuber design!!! he comes with multiple outfits/designs, a handfull of art, an animated pngtuber, a rigged chibi model (model not adding to total cost), an unrigged bust model, and an unrigged mascot model asking $300 for him dm if interested likes shares and comments appreciated
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🎃heeeeere's johnny🎃 @ozarkobscura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taking some digital commissions to be started in nov! #furryart #ozarkobscuraart single character, sfw or nsfw. options from simple lineart to full colors & half or full body. shares extremely appreciated!! details⤵️
digital illustration of an anthro wolf in the process of drawing a sword from a red scabbard while walking. he gives a suspicious scowl, his one good eye glaring as he glances around as if having heard someone or something behind him. the other eye is white, a scar running through it from top to bottom and continuing down his cheek. he sports other scars on his body, including one over his muzzle. his fur is mostly a mix of dark grey-brown shades with highlights in a lighter shade. he wears leather bracers and a leather, fur-lined wrap around his hips. a cape billows back from his shoulders, as does the long hair atop his head, as if he's walking through a windy forest. the background is a mix of different greens.digital illustration of an anthro raccoon character giving an extremely enthusiastic and lopsided grin (that perhaps borders on manic or frantic), flashing a gap between his front teeth as he plays an electric guitar. the character's fur is colors of muted purple-gray, as is his shaggy, fluffy hair, and his brown eyes are wide, focused on his instrument. the short jacket he wears open over a bare chest is dark gray-black with purple fringe down each arm and three stars on the right side. his matching pants have purple seams and three stars down the left leg. both sport gold stud embellishments that match the piercings in his ears as well as a ring and necklace. his boots have a short heel and the right one has a shooting star embossed along the outside. his guitar is bright purple, black, and white, with a single gold star on the headstock. a purple cord loops away from it around his legs. the background is a bright pink-orange gradient.digital art of an anthro crow sitting with a coffee mug in one hand and pointing with her other at a tarot card - the queen of wands - in front of her. they are wearing a loose sleeveless top and have their legs tucked beneath a long skirt, both in varying shades of purple. the spiky, fluffy feathers that cover her face, shoulders, and wings are tones of dark grey-black, with pops of purple atop her head and along the longer flight feathers on their wings, which are spread comfortably behind them. a small white flower with an orange-yellow center and a couple of yellow-green leaves is perched behind one of her fluffy feather "ears," and their golden eyes are framed by very light purple-grey freckles. she smiles excitedly and yells to someone about the card that's been pulled, coffee splashing up in a little arc from her mug. the background is a warm red-orange-yellow gradient.digital illustration of a night elf from wow giving a smirk and standing with one hip cocked as she conjures a small blue flame from one extended fingertip. her skin is an almost-white purple-pink, hair bright purple with blue iridescence, and her horns a pink-brown gradient. the armor she wears is brassy metal and purple, matching her hair and tattoos/markings visible on her exposed shoulder. the background is a purple gradient.
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today my coworker came to my desk and was like “I found this in the supplies closet…seems like something you’d like”. It was horribly sticky and had an awful texture otherwise. I love it
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I don’t want to work I hear Kakuzu in my head getting mad at me
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody ask me how mad I got at baker mayfield over the weekend. I was pissseedddd
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being a receptionist is so annoying these days in the sense that people will just show up here without an appointment and not introduce themselves or say who they’re with and then expect to be able to talk with someone in our offices. Girl who are you
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Booked a tattoo appointment and I already know what I’m getting is gonna hurt so bad lmfao but I’m so excited
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Tampa bay times still does hockey yaoi the old fashioned way
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brad Marchand back on cameo but I’m refusing to pay $400 for that. Wtf brad
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really really need to work on my temper I think. I don’t think I have actual anger issues but man I get so pissy when I’m even mildly annoyed lol like girl come on it is not that serious
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of dogs I’ve seen being walked without a leash lately is…alarming. On a fairly busy street too
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally back to writing my substack again after taking a pause while everything was going on with my family. Man did I miss writing
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah it’s crazy. Like please stop making it about you and leave us alone lol
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It will never not kill me that Sephiroth wears Chelsea boots
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My unhinged ex neighbor who low key harassed us for years keeps trying to reach out in regards to my sisters passing and I’m like gtfo 😭 it’s crazy how things like this makes all the weirdos come out of the woodwork
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sean Bonnette knows ball
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was not expecting katamari to be name dropped in the new AJJ album but that’s cool I guess
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah no I get you 100%. Hopefully someone wants to snag him bc he’s sooo fun
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I forgot about this guy but more importantly forgot I made family guy pngtuber sprites for him. I hope he finds a good home, he has such a fun design
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry but idk how anyone finds ghostface masks hot. The only people I ever see wearing them are corny wannabe daddy doms too
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I almost lost my fantasy matchup this week bc the person I was up against played Kelce and he popped off after being shit for so long and I’m like there is no other possible explanation for why he’s suddenly good at football again
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting a rumor that Taylor swift is doping Travis Kelce #taylorwiftisdopingtraviskelce
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do change dot org petitions actually like do anything or is it all performative
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People will be out here wanting to be aura farming like cloud strife and I’m like nah man I’m the Cid Highwind of my friend group
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being online as a person with OCD will just make you realize very quickly that most people don’t know how OCD actually works and that they will be extremely cruel towards those whose lives are significantly impacted by it
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to inject jenova cells into the Tampa bay buccaneers and then maybe they would be slightly better at football
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No way I just found out there’s a pocket circuit/slot car place really close to my house
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My lord and savior Josh Allen
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow…that would be epic
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My controversial ff7 rebirth take is that I enjoyed playing as Cait Sith
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vietnamese food is one of gods greatest creations
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone come make me respond to my text messages
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will never watch anything game of thrones bc idgaf but I’m kinda obsessed with that little bald kid named Egg
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God. EVERYTHING REMIDNS ME OF HIM 😭😫👼
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also Connor Bedard has been named captain of the Chicago Blackhawks if anyone even cares
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Discords down who wants to go play outside with me
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Baby heelers are so dang cute
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🕷️🪱🐛🐜🪳
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🪱🪱🪱
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let’s play tiddlywinks or something
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Todd Bowles dumb ass always on the sidelines looking confused as hell dude YOURE THE HEAD COACH
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