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Cousin Crazy Ass

@brolapse.bsky.social
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Riley, 27, he/him. I love football and hockey. Not NSFW but please only follow if 21+. Thanks! PFP by @repoghost.bsky.social!

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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow. The Akatsuki are letting some real freaks into their ranks lately…happy #fursuitfriday! 🪡: @/ozarkobscura.bsky.social!
A person wearing a fursuit head and akatsuki robe from Naruto stands in the center of the image. They are holding up a peace sign. The fursuit head is a primarily red goat-like creature with large ears, long gray horns, and giant eyebrows.  The robe is black with red clouds on it.
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Nicollo 🧬⚗️ @nicowovt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Selling my old vtuber design!!! he comes with multiple outfits/designs, a handfull of art, an animated pngtuber, a rigged chibi model (model not adding to total cost), an unrigged bust model, and an unrigged mascot model asking $300 for him dm if interested likes shares and comments appreciated
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🎃heeeeere's johnny🎃 @ozarkobscura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taking some digital commissions to be started in nov! #furryart #ozarkobscuraart single character, sfw or nsfw. options from simple lineart to full colors & half or full body. shares extremely appreciated!! details⤵️
digital illustration of an anthro wolf in the process of drawing a sword from a red scabbard while walking. he gives a suspicious scowl, his one good eye glaring as he glances around as if having heard someone or something behind him. the other eye is white, a scar running through it from top to bottom and continuing down his cheek. he sports other scars on his body, including one over his muzzle. his fur is mostly a mix of dark grey-brown shades with highlights in a lighter shade. he wears leather bracers and a leather, fur-lined wrap around his hips. a cape billows back from his shoulders, as does the long hair atop his head, as if he's walking through a windy forest. the background is a mix of different greens.digital illustration of an anthro raccoon character giving an extremely enthusiastic and lopsided grin (that perhaps borders on manic or frantic), flashing a gap between his front teeth as he plays an electric guitar. the character's fur is colors of muted purple-gray, as is his shaggy, fluffy hair, and his brown eyes are wide, focused on his instrument. the short jacket he wears open over a bare chest is dark gray-black with purple fringe down each arm and three stars on the right side. his matching pants have purple seams and three stars down the left leg. both sport gold stud embellishments that match the piercings in his ears as well as a ring and necklace. his boots have a short heel and the right one has a shooting star embossed along the outside. his guitar is bright purple, black, and white, with a single gold star on the headstock. a purple cord loops away from it around his legs. the background is a bright pink-orange gradient.digital art of an anthro crow sitting with a coffee mug in one hand and pointing with her other at a tarot card - the queen of wands - in front of her. they are wearing a loose sleeveless top and have their legs tucked beneath a long skirt, both in varying shades of purple. the spiky, fluffy feathers that cover her face, shoulders, and wings are tones of dark grey-black, with pops of purple atop her head and along the longer flight feathers on their wings, which are spread comfortably behind them. a small white flower with an orange-yellow center and a couple of yellow-green leaves is perched behind one of her fluffy feather "ears," and their golden eyes are framed by very light purple-grey freckles. she smiles excitedly and yells to someone about the card that's been pulled, coffee splashing up in a little arc from her mug. the background is a warm red-orange-yellow gradient.digital illustration of a night elf from wow giving a smirk and standing with one hip cocked as she conjures a small blue flame from one extended fingertip. her skin is an almost-white purple-pink, hair bright purple with blue iridescence, and her horns a pink-brown gradient. the armor she wears is brassy metal and purple, matching her hair and tattoos/markings visible on her exposed shoulder. the background is a purple gradient.
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today my coworker came to my desk and was like “I found this in the supplies closet…seems like something you’d like”. It was horribly sticky and had an awful texture otherwise. I love it
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I don’t want to work I hear Kakuzu in my head getting mad at me
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody ask me how mad I got at baker mayfield over the weekend. I was pissseedddd
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being a receptionist is so annoying these days in the sense that people will just show up here without an appointment and not introduce themselves or say who they’re with and then expect to be able to talk with someone in our offices. Girl who are you
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Booked a tattoo appointment and I already know what I’m getting is gonna hurt so bad lmfao but I’m so excited
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Tampa bay times still does hockey yaoi the old fashioned way
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brad Marchand back on cameo but I’m refusing to pay $400 for that. Wtf brad
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really really need to work on my temper I think. I don’t think I have actual anger issues but man I get so pissy when I’m even mildly annoyed lol like girl come on it is not that serious
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The amount of dogs I’ve seen being walked without a leash lately is…alarming. On a fairly busy street too
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally back to writing my substack again after taking a pause while everything was going on with my family. Man did I miss writing
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It will never not kill me that Sephiroth wears Chelsea boots
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My unhinged ex neighbor who low key harassed us for years keeps trying to reach out in regards to my sisters passing and I’m like gtfo 😭 it’s crazy how things like this makes all the weirdos come out of the woodwork
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was not expecting katamari to be name dropped in the new AJJ album but that’s cool I guess
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry but idk how anyone finds ghostface masks hot. The only people I ever see wearing them are corny wannabe daddy doms too
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starting a rumor that Taylor swift is doping Travis Kelce #taylorwiftisdopingtraviskelce
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do change dot org petitions actually like do anything or is it all performative
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People will be out here wanting to be aura farming like cloud strife and I’m like nah man I’m the Cid Highwind of my friend group
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being online as a person with OCD will just make you realize very quickly that most people don’t know how OCD actually works and that they will be extremely cruel towards those whose lives are significantly impacted by it
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to inject jenova cells into the Tampa bay buccaneers and then maybe they would be slightly better at football
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No way I just found out there’s a pocket circuit/slot car place really close to my house
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My lord and savior Josh Allen
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My controversial ff7 rebirth take is that I enjoyed playing as Cait Sith
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vietnamese food is one of gods greatest creations
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone come make me respond to my text messages
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will never watch anything game of thrones bc idgaf but I’m kinda obsessed with that little bald kid named Egg
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also Connor Bedard has been named captain of the Chicago Blackhawks if anyone even cares
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Discords down who wants to go play outside with me
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Todd Bowles dumb ass always on the sidelines looking confused as hell dude YOURE THE HEAD COACH
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Six seven…sixty nine…
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amon-Ra St. Brown is such a cool ass name
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight it has been several episodes in a row where the buyers have specifically requested houses that aren’t haunted
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Haven’t been to work since last Sunday and I’m officially reaching the “I don’t know what to do with myself” stage of not working. I go back Monday but I’m definitely restless lol
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do you prefer your jake Guentzel good or evil
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got really pissed off watching house hunters international last night bc they played like three episodes in a row where the person had a ridiculously low budget and high demands and they were all really bitchy towards their relators
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The best part of being ordained so far for me has been when my Catholic friend starts annoying me I tell him he has to respect me because I’m a higher power than him and he just huffs and is like “I GUESS”
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do kinda feel like boohooing though because my job has been so good to me through all of this. I was planning to go back this weekend but I was told not to worry about it and that it was taken care of. Even my executive director reached out today. This world is truly filled with such kind people
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oscillating between being okay and not being okay. Yesterday my mom and I drove up to St Augustine just to be away for a bit. It’s hard to want to do anything fun right now. But we did go to a little place for breakfast that was very good, so there’s that
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(CW death talk again) my sister passed yesterday. One thing I’ll say about her is that she never stopped fighting, even just a few weeks ago she still wanted to try new treatments even though things were so stacked against her. I wish things could have been more peaceful in the end but I can take
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Going back to this, the I always feel like people don’t actually listen to what I’m saying most of the time. Like they’re listening but not actually hearing me and just end up disrespecting my time and energy and I’m like 😐
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Ares || exaltxix @exaltxix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
finished comm for Rye on kofi!! thank youuuu
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting really annoying having to constantly tell people that I can’t commit to plans rn despite being very clear that my family is in a state of crisis currently
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whatever I don’t even care anymore. L+Ratio+im joining the akatsuki
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes I feel out of pocket talking about my motor tic because it’s the only tic I have and I don’t have Tourettes but then I have to remind myself that it is not even remotely normal to jerk your head involuntarily lol
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll have to inevitably take a (short) leave of absence of work to be with my family which is fine. I have plenty of PTO so not working is doable. I’m just stressed at the idea of it though lol
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have this twin peaks shirt that I wear semi frequently and I always get a lot of compliments on it but it’s super embarrassing because then I have to admit I’ve never actually seen Twin Peaks, the shirt just looks cool
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Cousin Crazy Ass @brolapse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I probably am getting a new car soon but being completely honest I’m going to miss my wretched little shitbox
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