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Broke(n) Witch

@broknbrain.bsky.social
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I'm so tired. No human is illegal. Human rights for all. In a long term relationship with the moon. And your mom.

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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Baseball season sunsets are my favorite. Step outside to see the late sunset sky, the ball field lights illuminated, listening to the birds bedding down for the night, the clink of the bats, the kids cheering for their team mates. Just a beautiful experience every time. It never gets old.
View from my door looking over the rooftops of the parked cars in the drive to see the baseball field and the setting sun. The sky is a gradient of blue above fading down into orange. The ball field lights are illuminated. There are trees to the right and left of the driveway and more trees lining the back side of the park on the other side of the field.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Hey Oklahoma, your dust made it here to Maryland.
Island blue subaru covered in dusty brown splatter! Passenger side view.Island blue subaru covered in dusty brown splatter. Top view.Island blue subaru covered in dusty brown splatter. View from driver side looking at hood.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The northern lights are currently visible in my area which is pretty rare. The kid and his buddies went to go take pics. He sent me this ⬇️
A beautiful display of the northern lights taken by the water. A bright pink center surrounded above with pale pinkish purple lights. Below is a pale green sky next to and just above trees that jut out into the water. The sky is dotted with stars. The lights are reflected in the water below. 

I apologize for my terrible description. I do my best.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hello, the feeder appears to be empty. Is this thing on?
Extreme close up of what I believe is a house sparrow who seems to be telling me that the feeder is empty.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This guy!
Close up, side view of a squirrel taken by my bird feeder camera. He seems to be giving the camera a little side eye.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Mr. Cardinal at the feeder this morning. What a handsome fella.
Side view of Mr. Cardinal on the bird feeder. The sun is rising just above his head. Close up profile of Mr. Cardinal that I captured when I saw him on the feeder.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Even though I'm a contractor and not an actual employee I consider the other drivers coworkers. My one work buddy bought me a drink sleeve for my dunkin coffee and it's the sweetest gift I've been given in years.
My cold brew coffee in a mint green colored drink sleeve. The sleeve is decorated with small pink and purple hearts, a pink donut with sprinkles, and a little box of dunkin munchkins. It is sitting on a very dirty glass table.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Finally got a pic with the bird feeder cam that wasn't a stinking black bird. Here we have a curious fella.
Perched on a bird feeder is a young (though very vibrant red) male cardinal. He looks at the camera with his head tilted to the side likely having noticed the strange click the camera makes when it senses motion and begins to take the picture. The blurred background shows an asphalt driveway, the side of a house, and a bit of the front yard with shrubs and trees.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Another baby robin pic because I am obsessed!
A zoomed in image of a baby robin in the nest built deep inside a hedge. This little one is larger than his/her 3 siblings and very curious to know why this human is obsessed.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Robin babies! I was able to sneak a few pics in between feedings. This is the nest I posted about a few weeks back. Momma must really trust me to build this so close to my apartment door and chill spot. Everyone else has been asked to please stay clear while the little ones are growing. Must zoom!
Robin nest well hidden inside a large hedge. Viewer must zoom all the way in to view tiny little robin babies waiting for mom to return. The one baby seems to be looking at the camera, alert but rather mean.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
A sign at one of the houses I delivered to today. I hope they got my ring notification where I thanked them for being good people.
A yard sign that reads "hate will not make us great".
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Tags turned in, title signed over, removed from insurance, and cleaned out. The Era of Goldie has come to an end.
Brunette in a green shirt and cut off jean shorts standing on the side of the highway in front of a gold GMC Envoy. This was the day Goldie reached 300,000 miles. She's now leaving me at just over 312,000 miles.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Sometimes my customers tip me extra in delicious ways 😋
Beautiful cup of iced coffee sits atop a wooden counter. Best iced coffee I've ever had in my life! Label on cup reads Fika Coffee Roasting.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Just found out my mom still has these doily (sp) things that she's had my entire life. Turns out my dad's grandmother made them! I've claimed them as the next owner.
Cream colored lamp on top of aged, cream doily. Both sit atop a light colored wooden night stand.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I set a goal last year to practice Spanish at least a few minutes a day, every day. Clap if you will.
Image with the duolingo bird with text reading I'm on a 365 day learning streak.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Baseball is back. The lights in this pic kinda look like a UFO but whatever. Enjoy.
View from my yard. The lights are on over the many baseball fields at the community park. It's 7:15 pm so its dark but the kids are gearing up for a busy season of baseball so they are playing under the lights. It's one of my favorite things about where I live.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Anyone like giant birds? This monster was hanging out in the yard this morning with his 2 friends.
Giant vulture (also known as turkey buzzards in some areas) standing in front of a white vinyl fence. A pale yellow shed in the background.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Haha well they already have been, Duo.
A screen grab from my morning Spanish lesson on Duolingo. The text reads:

0 mistakes. Scientists should study your big, beautiful brain.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Finally held the dragon without my instincts trying to throw him across the room! This day just keeps getting better 😄
A bearded dragon perched on my arm. His name is Thor. He looks very orange in this picture. My hoodie is maroon. There is a light blue, shag style rug below.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Haven't added all the liked songs yet as I was driving listening to them. But I will!
Screen grab of a spotify page:

The Rolling Thunder 

397 monthly listeners

Following
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This recipe review is cracking me up!
Screen shot of a review on food website. User gave 1 star out of 5. Review says: flavor combo is not it. I'm not a good cook though.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
And as I saw this post, 34 likes. My brain likes this.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Also, here's a mini snow man made by my daughter's friend.
A tiny snow man on top of a black car. He has holly berries as eyes, tiny twigs for arms, and an even tinier twig for a nose. He's also sporting a water bottle cap as a hat. A snowy park is in the background with a green and brown magnolia tree and fences surrounding a baseball field.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Glad my kids understand seizure typos 🤦‍♀️
Text to my son that reads "wat we please seizire" that was supposed to say "water please seizure".
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Finally got it!
Photo showing the base of a light bulb that had been stuck inside a fixture.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This was the stuck pic. I'm about to quote with what I pulled out!
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If only I had seen it at 2:27 am and not 4 am. 😫
Message from a lover that says "the sudden urge to fill you" and my response of hot, sweaty emojis because it was super hot to wake up to that message.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Look what's coming to my area!!
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Anyone from Twitter remember my truck passing 300k miles? We have made it to 308k now and still burning up the roads daily. ✌️😜
Shows a digital odometer reading of 308,002 miles
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
America runs on Dunkin and so does this door dasher.
A Dunkin coffee cup propped on a leg wearing light denim.
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My pfp here is probably my favorite
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
18 just got home from work and had dinner. *Apologies as I learn to add alt texts to photos
Screen shot of a text conversation between me and my 18 year old son that says
You make something this good ever again I'm signing you up for MasterChef
And my reply of hahaha thanks son
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Broke(n) Witch @broknbrain.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Found this fortune while cleaning my truck...do with it what you will.
Fortune from fortune cookie that says "the memory of bad quality last longer than the shock of high prices"
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