brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anyway, this seems like a pretty big step down from Brioni, especially for someone who's been making billions off shitcoins and general graft. 010
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Grew up 5 minutes from their original headquarters. Lots of folks that used to run sewing machines for decades were suddenly looking for new jobs back in the 90s. They made some pretty decent stuff prior. 151
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sounds like you've been broccoli robbed (sorry) 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You absolutely do not have to hand it to Barry Goldwater, but... 030
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like this is an as-yet uncatalogued SCP 1322
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"what if the omnipotent superintelligence is actually like, really neurotic, and decides it wants to punish everyone who dragged into the hell of existence?" 052
Reposted by brockmeyer.bsky.socialbrockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham," seems like a remark that would have been worth a clarifying question 0102
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can see that angle, but if Vance is already fundraising for Risch, that horse may be out of the barn? 020
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026May do more if he shows good momentum. Wish I'd made the month-end reporting cutoff. 120
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What the hell. I'm in for a small quantum of treasure. 250
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham," seems like a remark that would have been worth a clarifying question 0102
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remind me to stay the hell out of Fish Creek 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone needs to put down the hash pipe 010
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Reposted by brockmeyer.bsky.socialHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out. 5441371126
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026IDK whether Garmentory is *intended* as a pun on purgatory, but if the shoe fits... 040
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I cannot even begin to conceive of how literally anything in that bill should be the subject of legislation 010
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can't even *not* listen to music, apparently 0100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'd be more interested in what his hit rate would be for real vs non-existent countries if he went on for more than like, 3 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It all seems very "look at me, I took my university's 200-level modern physics course". 040
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The biggest ask Obama ever made of Americans was to imagine a health care system that sucked slightly less, and still a substantial portion of the country has never forgiven him for it. 030
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comSteve Carell: Gonna Get Me a New York SliceAlt: Steve Carell: Gonna Get Me a New York Slice 030
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sounds like a rewarmed "That's not the friggin' Christmas Star, Gris... Its the light at the sewerage treatment plant." 010
Reposted by brockmeyer.bsky.socialDedekind Slut @chasmat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everybody is ignoring the real danger: Donald Trump could develop self-awareness and the ability to recursively self-improve, becoming more powerful at an exponential rate and turning the entire world into tacky gewgaws 4455
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Doesn't matter where you go first, as long as you hit them all 130
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I also feel like the cameraman might hate him. His barber definitely does. 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How does UK not count even under his own criteria? Britain itself covers E and W within the N, Falklands (among many others) are W within S, and British Indian Ocean territories cover E within S... 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(there's no reason anyone should care about any of this -- I'm not important, nothing important happened to me -- but I typed it out, and so it had to go somewhere) 000
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(Also, obviously, everything in this thread is to the best of my recollection at a quarter-century remove. I'm sure some of it is jumbled. I've fact-checked myself on timelines, etc, as well as I'm able to) 110
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My mom would decide pretty quickly after this that I needed a cell phone. I came back from Fall break with that, and my dad also took me to the Target near campus to pick up a TV set before he dropped me off. These may have been my birthday presents for that year; I certainly didn't have any money. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026* Scott and his sibling(s) had just given their parents a gift cert to Windows On The World for their anniversary, which was a hundred bucks that he wryly observed he wouldn't be seeing again. (This was not a major concern of his, just a small irony on a fucked-up day) 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The only other relevant things I recall are: * There were (fairly ridiculous, in hindsight?) rumors that maybe the Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center was on the possible target list, that it was under military guard, etc. I didn't know of anyone who actually walked the 3 blocks to check. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Eventually, a guy from my hometown, who was a year ahead of me at my high school (Scott), invited me over to hang out with him and his buddies at his frat. We processed events very briefly, got drunk on boxed wine, and watched The Crow. I stumbled back to my dorm and passed out. 101
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026* Killed a bunch more time on my computer (maybe this is when I found time to eat). Might have made some more phone calls as well. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(I probably got some kind of lunch at some point but I don't really recall). * Watched some more CNN with Evan, Frank, and the growing crowd, until they got sick of it (we were well into the "endless replays, no new information" phase of the day) and kicked everyone out. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026* Wandered aimlessly for a little while, which it seemed like a lot of people were doing at that moment. Ended up passing by the campus chapel, where Catholic daily mass happened to be going on (I was raised Catholic). I stopped in and participated in that, and then headed back to the dorms. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026* No university-wide email had gone out yet (and I was a dumb kid who couldn't guess the answer) so I set out across campus to see whether I still had a calculus quiz or not. Quickly ran into a classmate coming the other direction who let me know that, of course, everything was cancelled for the day 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(Everyone was fine, but I would later learn that it took my dad about 6 hours to drive home to northern MD that night) * Because I was on the phone, I didn't see the second tower come down live, but I heard everyone next door react to it. Got off the phone, went back over and caught the replay. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026* Tried to work the phones to make sure everyone was OK at home, especially my dad, who was working at the Watergate at that time. I didn't have a cellphone yet, and the landlines out of campus were all tied up, so this was the first time I used VOIP (Dialpad, which was brand new at the time). 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm thinking it was some kind of accident, she doesn't think so. * headed over to see the guys next door (Frank and Evan, who would become some of my best friends at college) -- they had one of the few TVs on our floor. Watched the first tower come down live, then rushed out to contact my family. 100
brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My day 25 years ago, as a 17yo college freshman in Pittsburgh: * Roll out of bed late and hop on my computer, as was my habit, to find some freaked out messages on AIM from my high school friend Maureen, who was in DC attending AU. Something bad is going on, there is smoke coming from the Pentagon. 100
Reposted by brockmeyer.bsky.socialIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s... 261802365