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brockmeyer.bsky.social

@brockmeyer.bsky.social

650 followers 620 following 3.6K posts

When I figure out what I'm here to post about, you'll all be the first to know. (Still not a Halloween avatar)

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

(I apologize for the low quality of the slop, but I was unwilling to spend time and tokens trying to convince Nanobanana to get it right)

AI slop rendering of a GBU-43/B MOAB, in olive green with extensive gold filligree. The shape isn't right (too short/squat and too rounded at the nosecone) and the wrong number of vanes (6) go the wrong way (parallel to the direction of travel, rather than perpendicular). The side of the bomb is labeled "GBU-43/B MOAB", also in gold.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just received the first ever good political text, courtesy of the @samforstag.bsky.social campaign

(Photo: an orange-and-cream cat, resembling a flame point Siamese mix, sitting inside a white cardboard box.)

Hi friend. This is Angus, Sam Forstag's cat.

Sam is out there working to flip MT-01, taking on his GOP opponent and the wealthy special interests backing him.

Meanwhile, I'm here at the campaign office and having a LOT of fun hanging out in cardboard boxes.

But I just learned something alarming:

This many empty boxes means we're running out of supplies.

Apparently, that is not good news.

Sam needs to restock yard signs, flyers, and bumper stickers ASAP. This helps us reach more voters in these final few weeks.

So I'm asking (paw-litely): will you chip in $5 or whatever you can to help Sam Forstag flip this seat? samformt1.com/l/nzFA1Z

Thanks for helping us out!

Angus

Text STOP to quit

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This looks really cool, but...

Google Play Store says:

"This app isn't available for your device because it was made for an older version of Android."

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

2014 tweet by @dril (wint) reading: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Same energy

Billy the Puppet, from Saw, on a tricycle

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Bill Murray doing the "Suntory Time" bit from "Lost in Translation (2003)". He's in a tuxedo holding a glass of whiskey making faces at the camera and doing weird things with his other hand

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Tom Holland in a Tuxedo standing like kind of a dork with a goofy look on his face, like the photographer caught him about 2 seconds too early

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

TOP HALF: Principal Skinner wonders, "IS IT POSSIBLE THAT PEOPLE ENJOY SOMETHING I IRRATIONALLY DESPISE?"

BOTTOM HALF: Seymour decides, "NO, IT IS REALITY WHICH IS WRONG"

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Toadstool Times

21 JUL 2026

Bachelorette Party Annihilated by Mustachioed Monster

By K. TROOPA

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Banger Album

An album cover features the synth-pop duo Soft Cell against a dark, reflective background lit with neon colors.

Visual Elements

The Duo: Two men stand side-by-side from the waist up. The man on the left wears dark sunglasses and a black leather jacket, holding a brown paper bag. The man on the right also wears a black leather jacket over a white collared shirt.

Lighting: Vibrant pink and blue neon lights illuminate the men and the dark, textured backdrop behind them.

Text: The band name "SOFT CELL" is written in a stylized, glowing blue neon box in the top-left corner. The album title "Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret" is written across the top in a pink, cursive neon font.

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Nope

CURRENT BID: $10

Mel Gibson "1984" (American Library Association, 1996). Rolled, Very Fine. READ Poster (22" X 34")

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Oh god

YOU ARE...

The B2B SaaS Consultant

patron saint: Matt Yglesias

Al will quietly boost total factor productivity by some single-digit percentage and you think that's actually a huge deal, wonkily speaking. You're bullish in a spreadsheet way, not a singularity way. You've explained the Jevons paradox to someone who didn't ask.

Impact: +1.8

Valence: +0.3

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Kendell Geers and K.O. Lab "S_LAUGHTER" (2003).

A neon sign reading "SLAUGHTER" in block letters. The "S" is designed to flicker on and off so it will alternate with reading as "LAUGHTER".

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wut

The folk-pop singer kicked off the North American leg of his The Great Divide Tour last night at Philly's Citizens Bank Park. Today, he tweeted, "If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom Imao I've pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there's a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that."

He added, "I shit myself onstage in Charlottesville but that's because I am dedicated to my craft."

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I can live with this.

Your Results

84% Woke

16% Chud

63% Techbro

37% Neo-Luddite

61% Hopepilled

39% Doomer

84% Davos

16% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:

Mark Carney

Prime Minister of Canada (2025-present)

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I think the best I've got is this autographed Wesley Willis promotional headshot:

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

Bathing Beauty Brezhnev

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Tweet from lauren (@NotABigJerk)

"i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My favorite example

Left: 4:3 frame from the Simpsons showing vats of Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry all being filled from the same pipe branched three ways

Right: Same frame cropped to 16:9. You can no longer tell all three filler pipes are from the same source pipe, ruining the visual gag

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Filing under "anticlimactic, unless literal":

Jose, 62, Fla., Latino, Independent, employment specialist

I totally disagree with that statement. I've been watching sex on TV since I was a little boy. I'm 62 years old. So that doesn't sway me. What happened to me was that they shoved Kamala down our throat as the candidate. They didn't have an open discussion with the people to pick the candidate. Get together, get the right candidate, let the people decide and let's go forward.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I don't think this is actually right, but it should be

NYT Crossword, 4/25.

37 down clue is "Creature of the Internet", six letters, crossing the O of RON in the third position. I have filled GLONZO as the solution

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I'm still trying to understand what to make of this:

I opened the door to go back into the hotel lobby. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., stumbled by with his wife, Cheryl Hines, escorted by a security detail. Dessert hadn’t been served, but it looked like there was cake frosting on the back of his suit jacket.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I don't even know what the implication is here, but it's definitely my favorite detail

I opened the door to go back into the hotel lobby. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., stumbled by with his wife, Cheryl Hines, escorted by a security detail. Dessert hadn’t been served, but it looked like there was cake frosting on the back of his suit jacket.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Looking less and less like a reformable organization all the time. #AbolishDHS

Tweet from @DHSgov reads:

'Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.' -Proverbs 3:5-6

One nation under God.'

AI slop image of a small country church, with superimposed text: "One Homeland Under God"

9:45 AM

Apr 19, 2026

126.1K Views

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

Nicholas Guest and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are Todd and Margo in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989)

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

A sign with a drawing of a polar bear above text reading "COOL ZONE". The sign is a light blue diamond and the text is dark blue.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Their time has returned

Spongmonkeys: we like the moon

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Killers, thieves and lawyers

Vance, Trump, Rubio, Hegseth

Getty Images
credit:Bloomberg

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

English

how do you feel about the local hockey team's prospects in this year's playoffs?

Pittsburgh

How yinz feelin' 'bout the Pens' chances in the playoffs this year?

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Somehow I got signed up for Daily Beast emails, and while I don't really have much use for them as a news outlet, this is one thing they're actually really good on.

Trump, 79, Uses Jaw-Dropping Show of Disrespect to Beg For Money

By Jack Revell

The president is now attempting to cash in on his war-dead disgrace.. Read

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Frantic Trump, 79, Makes Desperate Late-Night Attempt to Push His Obsession

By Ewan Palmer

The increasingly petulant president can feel his personal obsession slipping away. Read More »

DAILY BEAST WEEKEND

Senator Blasts 'Mentally Incapacitated' Trump for Iran War

By Sarah Ewall-Wice

Sen. Tim Kaine raised concerns about the president's fitness as the U.S. strikes Iran. •

Read More >>>

Frenzied Trump, 79, Launches Bizarre 2AM Posting Binge

By Ewan Palmer

The president had a gap of around four hours before he picked up again on Truth Social.

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Lies!

Your ΔΕΟΚ JND

0.0011

Okay, either you're a mantis shrimp in a trenchcoat or your display has a secret wide-gamut mode nobody told me about. Suspiciously impressive.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I'm perpetually a little behind on The Pod, but I think this was a low-ball number.

Description

Qty

Price

AGED HOT PEPPER

1

33.00

RED PEPPER GARLIC

1

33.00

COUGAR GOLD G.P.PAK 1LB

1

16.75

COUGAR GOLD

5

165.00

CRIMSON FIRE

1

33.00

SMOKY CHEDDAR G.P.PAK 1lb

1

16.75

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Well that didn't take long

@ceej.online: "does anybody else want a turn with the lathe of heaven?"

@rincewind.run: "no I'm good thanks"

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Pre-market top gainers:
Lovkheed Martin
APA Corporation
Rtx Corp
Coterra energy inc
Diamondback
Occidental
ConocoPhillips
Devon Energy
EOC Resources
Northrop Grumman

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Loving modern life

Pre-market trading. Palantir +4.30% / Exxon Mobil +5.04%

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brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Poster Reply Guy Lurker Troll

What are the four core character classes, wrong answers only, with a pic of a skeleton fighting ... Don Quixote? ... while a drummer with Heat Miser hair runs in the background next to a Swiss Guard.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Confidential to potty-mouthed presidents:

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Ah, so he's going for the Billy Madison approach

Adam Sandler in Billy Madison (1995). "You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

GTFO

Swarovski Products
Minions Bob $250
Minions Kevin $250
Minions Stuart $250
Minions King Bob $700

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It ain't me, babe

TESCREAL

Your Score:

37%

Transhumanism

HIGH

Extropianism

LOW

Singularitarianism

LOW

Cosmism

LOW

Rationalism

HIGH

Effective Altruism

LOW

Longtermism

LOW

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

"The Twilight Zone" (1959-1964), S03E08 "It's a Good Life".

Monstrous omnipotent 6yo Anthony Fremont (Bill Mumy) looks into the camera and points

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Red and yellow diagonally striped flag labeled: "Y: I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR"

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

"Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" guy

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Same

My Plex recently viewed list, showing:
1. Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
2. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
3. Knives Out (2019)
4. Scrooged (1988)
5. Christmas Vacation (1989)
6. Bad Santa (2003)

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

All caps, white Helvetica on black background:
"THEY LIE"

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

This is how your message finds me

At Disney's Hollywood studios, a large statue of a burnt-out looking blue brontosaurus, in a Santa hat, with a gold Christmas bauble dangling from his mouth. He is exhaling steam or smoke from his nostrils.

brockmeyer.bsky.social @brockmeyer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Drake "no/yes" meme template. Upper text has Drake rejecting "Chevron Deference" (the administrative law doctrine). Lower text has Drake approving of "Chevron Deference" (letting oil companies run Venezuela).

There's an imgflip.com watermark in the bottom left because I ain't paying to make memes that at most 3 people will see.