Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Today, I got FOUR sewing projects done that have been sitting for months. I’m on top of the world 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 17/06/2025A very big very important step to becoming an old lady is always having hard candy in your purse 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/06/2025PSA: any Stevie Wonder based song recommendation queue fuckin slaps 020
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Airport beer on an empty stomach after a canceled flight 🤙🏻 030
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025This one was definitely very easy to confuse as a cry for help 😅 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025It’s a Mac Miller lyric that resonated big time(should have notated) but thank you so much, I’m generally okay!! 120
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025first time having a long distance boyfriend, first time crying about it on my birthday 🤙🏻🥳 020
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Unfortunately my imposter syndrome is directly related to my vanity: I’m constantly thinking things like “I sure am bad at my job, they def only keep me around because I’m pretty” 010
Reposted by BroccoleaGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I don't know what type of fern this is but it's the same type as the one below. It reminds me of a shrimp or a bug with those segments. Why yes, I am developing a fern obsession. Why do you ask? 🌿 420613
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I’m so lucky to have people in my life who actively enjoy making me laugh 😌 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/04/2025sometimes I’ll be just sitting at home and then I’ll remember that I have heavy whipping cream, maple syrup, and a frother 😌 020
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I watered all my plants and now it smells like dirt in my house 😌 020
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 05/04/2025dads love saying “good day for ducks” when it’s raining 051
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 04/04/2025there’s just something about a frog holding a banjo that feels so right 042
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 01/04/2025wish I could mute the screens at the gas stations that force you to listen to their ads 😤 030
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 30/03/2025One thing that roller skating has taught me that applies to being drunk is: widening your stance increases stability 020
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/03/2025It’s so hard to redirect my mindset from the one engrained in all of us that says that the end goal is “finding the love of your life.” seems like it’s possible to feel fulfilled and happy without a permanent romantic partner but what do I know 030
Reposted by BroccoleaGet To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 14/03/2025N E C K (Great Blue Heron) #birds 🌿 1246246
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I haven’t found them yet, I would be grateful if you did! 110
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Hate when people tell me “you don’t have to run” because actually yes I do 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Bro one time I bought the set on eBay and was so excited to own them but then they turned out to be the wrong region code 😭 100
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025whispering “snail girl spring” to myself while moisturizing 021
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025That’s actually wonderful because I usually throw those in the compost 🫣 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The worst part of winter is constantly worrying that my furnace or pellet stove is going to explode 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Does anyone have any tips for when you suddenly feel like everyone hates you? 110
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I find myself sad that I’ll never know what it’s like to be a working man in his prime 110
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I am in desperate need of a perfectly placed sun beam 030
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Love to cry actually, go for a refreshing swim in your tears! 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 19/01/2025new slogan for the homies to say while they shoot finger guns my way 120
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I guessed a free shipping discount code today and it worked so yeah I’m feeling pretty powerful 🪄✨ 030
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Anyone else feeling like a general sense of dread today? 130
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/01/2025bf who is an ornithologist, gf who just.. likes birds 000
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/01/2025A man brought his bird watching binoculars to his optical visit so that he could make sure they work with the glasses he picked today 😭 121
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I do happen to have a bunch of sterile stick&poke needles/ink 110
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I can never go back to working weekends again. What would I do if I couldn’t carry my little dog around my house on a Sunday? 031
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’ll say it out loud, idc: I loathe the beastie boys 010
Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/12/2024some people have never spent time in the trunk of a car and it shows 011
