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Broccolea

@broccolea.bsky.social
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Today, I got FOUR sewing projects done that have been sitting for months. I’m on top of the world
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
A very big very important step to becoming an old lady is always having hard candy in your purse
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
PSA: any Stevie Wonder based song recommendation queue fuckin slaps
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Airport beer on an empty stomach after a canceled flight 🤙🏻
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Is there time to wallow in a relationship?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
first time having a long distance boyfriend, first time crying about it on my birthday 🤙🏻🥳
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
all I do is say sorry
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
“Boys are all one fuckin guy” -some bitch
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Unfortunately my imposter syndrome is directly related to my vanity: I’m constantly thinking things like “I sure am bad at my job, they def only keep me around because I’m pretty”
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
brought into this life to endlessly make ice
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I don't know what type of fern this is but it's the same type as the one below. It reminds me of a shrimp or a bug with those segments. Why yes, I am developing a fern obsession. Why do you ask? 🌿
A photo of a fern frond hanging down as it unfurls.
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
new situationship just dropped 🤙🏻
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I’m so lucky to have people in my life who actively enjoy making me laugh 😌
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
sometimes I’ll be just sitting at home and then I’ll remember that I have heavy whipping cream, maple syrup, and a frother 😌
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I watered all my plants and now it smells like dirt in my house 😌
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
dads love saying “good day for ducks” when it’s raining
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
is my legacy.. “cool ex gf”..?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
there’s just something about a frog holding a banjo that feels so right
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
wish I could mute the screens at the gas stations that force you to listen to their ads 😤
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
One thing that roller skating has taught me that applies to being drunk is: widening your stance increases stability
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It’s so hard to redirect my mindset from the one engrained in all of us that says that the end goal is “finding the love of your life.” seems like it’s possible to feel fulfilled and happy without a permanent romantic partner but what do I know
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
birds with long necks that’s all
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
N E C K (Great Blue Heron) #birds 🌿
A very tall bird stands in shallow water facing straight at the camera with its long neck very straight and tall
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hate when people tell me “you don’t have to run” because actually yes I do
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
whispering “snail girl spring” to myself while moisturizing
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The worst part of winter is constantly worrying that my furnace or pellet stove is going to explode
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Does anyone have any tips for when you suddenly feel like everyone hates you?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I find myself sad that I’ll never know what it’s like to be a working man in his prime
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I am in desperate need of a perfectly placed sun beam
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have great and terrible news: I have a lil crush
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I guessed a free shipping discount code today and it worked so yeah I’m feeling pretty powerful 🪄✨
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Anyone else feeling like a general sense of dread today?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
bf who is an ornithologist, gf who just.. likes birds
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A man brought his bird watching binoculars to his optical visit so that he could make sure they work with the glasses he picked today 😭
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I can never go back to working weekends again. What would I do if I couldn’t carry my little dog around my house on a Sunday?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’ll say it out loud, idc: I loathe the beastie boys
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
There’s music happening tonight but it’s gonna take every fiber of my being to leave my house after dark.
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ever think of something new and then get excited that you can think about those new thoughts whenever you want to?
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Broccolea @broccolea.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There’s nothing like putting a sweater on your dog to put you in a great mood
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