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BrobertBreadman

@brobertbreadman.bsky.social

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Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am. Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I fucking love Philly so much

Screenshot from the /r Philly subreddit about an ICE recruit who committed suicide in front of the Philadelphia field office. The top comment reads simply “Go Birds”. It had 3,317 “likes”

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

David Cross as Tobias Funke, from the Arrested Development where his hair plugs are slowly killing him

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is, without question, the best political meme ever made

Two flashlights are on a carpeted floor. One, labeled “Das Kapital” is a giant flashlight with only a small light. The other, labeled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton” is much smaller, but much brighter

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Sliced. Into. Batons.

1 (7- to 8-ounce) package baked tofu, sliced into 1/2-inch batons

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

ASMR: three cats slurping down pate style catfood

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Feel old yet, millennials? This is what Tommy Pickles looks like today

Joe Rogan at the stupid White House ufc thing. He is in a terrible suit, his tie is too short, and he very much looks like an old baby with a drinking problem

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Proof of life

Long haired cat with black and white fur laying on a bed like she owns it. A human arm is wrapped around her head

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Cue “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme

Older white ICE agent in a baseball cap, ICE plate carrier and jeans. He looks a lot like a gentile, fascist Larry David

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

What do you mean AI? Lots of people hand out trays of food this way, two at a time, with their faces smashed against a metal barrier

A man in a blue shirt with one green sleeve is, presumably, serving two offscreen sailers each one tray of food. His face is obscured because it is smooshed up against a metal half-wall coming down from the ceiling

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My new whiskey ice mold came with a pretty serious warning

Top text reads “Using purified water or distilled water ice ball effect. The image is a hand holding a ball of ice with noticeable bubbles in it. There is a red text block across that reads “Radioactive bubbles appear”

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Screenshot of a tweet from August 7, 2017 that tags the Frosted Flakes account and reads “I’d fuck that tiger”

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I canceled my ring when I found out they snitch to ICE, but I still get the alerts. This is from their Neighbors thing

Screenshot of Ring Neighbor app that reads “My family loves insane clown posse. We need a birthday clown who will wear juggalo makeup, sing ICP songs, and learn about their lore. Does anybody know any birthday clowns that will do this?” The poster lives less than a mile from my house

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

lol, “spreading Christ’s love”

Side by side images, the first is a screenshot of the OP saying “at least I’m not as dumb as you, cunt”. The second is Jesus with an empty speech bubble. I tried to juxtapose them so the screenshot of the skeet was seated in the empty speech bubble, but I am bad at the internet

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Yeah he is

Screenshot of the Bluesky popular topics page. The number one topic is “Mamdani”, with an icon next to his name with a small flame emblem and “hot”

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I do not love these quotation marks

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Fuck you, no.

Screenshot from the NYT Wirecutter page. The thumbnail image is of a woman with dark hair in a black sweater, standing in a sterile kitchen behind a cutting board. There is a copper vase and five large bulbs of garlic in front of the cutting board. The caption underneath the image reads "Get Rid of Lingering Garlic Smells"

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

“I was promised birds”

An all black cat sitting on a coffee table in front of a flat screen tv. She is facing the screen and appears to be watching. The screen is showing the Eagles/Bills game

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Also

Screenshot of the OP, but cut off so it only reads “Erika Kirk trying to turn herself into Jackie Kennedy but forgetting that Jackie pretty”

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hahaha, yeah. Probably.

A large Bloody Mary in a pint glass. A metal straw protrudes from the rim and there are pickles and crab claws floating on top

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

No. Nooo.

Roadside sign for Spirit Christmas

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Hawk landing in a birdbath. It’s wings are outstretched

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Hawk in the birdbath!

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

My neighbor put the sign with the caution tape up as a warning, and I couldn’t resist

Pole stuck in the grass along a sidewalk. There is a sign on red construction paper that reads “Bees!” At the top of the pole, with two pieces of yellow caution tape streaming from it. Below that sign is a printed out screenshot of Gob from Arrested Development yelling “Bees?”

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Black and white photograph of Rodney Dangerfield

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Hell yeah, Go Phils!

Fortune cookie fortune that reads “Your heart will be full of love in October”

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

I just don’t have the heart to give her the bad news about her new best friend

All black cat laying on her side (on a cat bed shaped like a banana), cuddling a plastic dog skeleton Halloween decoration

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I do not support the Phillies decision to just let Milwaukee use a tee instead of having a traditional pitcher

Baseball scorecard that shows Milwaukee at 17 runs to the Phillies’ 2, at the bottom of the 8th

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I want to believe the NYT did this on purpose

Screenshot of two New York Times Opinion page headlines. The first reads “If You Want Welfare, You Must Work, by Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Mehmet Oz, Brooke Rollins, and Scott Turner. The next reads “We’re Experts in Fascism. We’re Leaving the U.S., by Marci Shore, Timothy Snyder, and Jason Stanley

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Thank you, August Spies!

A stack of pizzas on an office kitchen counter

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Happy 4/20!

All black cat, half in a box. She is rolled over on her back, showing tummy. She is covered in catnip and high as shit.

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

The burning house dog cartoon meme, with the caption "We are Currently Clean on Opsec"

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

My sling comes with a stress ball

A left arm in a black sling. A red stress ball is attached to it with Velcro

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Choose Abortion, Life Kills!

A white billboard held up by wooden planks in a field. It is meant to read “Choose Life, Abortion Kills!” But the positioning of it makes it appear to say “Choose Abortion, Life Kills!”. The lettering is black stencil except for the word “Kills!”, which is red

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I saved this one for a special occasion that I’m sure is going to come up soon

Luigi Mangione in court, wearing the hell out of a green sweater and bullet proof vest. He is looking toward the camera, with one eyebrow raised

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

A hearty "Great work!" for doing it, and an even heartier "SHUT THE FUCK UP" for saying it out loud

Screenshot of NJ Governor Murphy in a suit, standing in front of a podium. Headline above reads "Gov. Murphy suggests he's housing an undocumented immigrant. 'Good luck to the feds' to 'get her.'"

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Hey, so, update. Don’t do this.

Torso with right arm in a sling. The torso belongs to a silly man who didn’t realize shoulders just popping out isn’t normal, and continuing to strain the muscles is going to lead to a worse time

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Thanks for sharing.

Screenshot of email headers sent to the "snitch out people who aren't racist" email address. The Subjects are "Massive DEI ring at ICE!", "Massive DEI Ring at Border Patrol", "Massive DEI Ring at DOGE", and "Stephen Miller is secret DEI Spy!"

The bodies of these emails are all synopses of Golden Girls episodes

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

She heard we were watching The Birds

Black car sitting attentively on the back of a couch arm. About a foot away, the Eagles game is playing on a flatscreen tv

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Boooooooo!

Positive COVID test

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Latkes, Motherfuckers!

Two baking sheets, each with 15 perfectly golden brown potato latkes. They are still warm, and the pure deliciousness and expert craftsmanship is apparent

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

“Stuck in place by sleeping cat” level: critical. Please send egg sandwich

Human arm underneath a black and white domestic longhair cat. The cat’s front and back legs are both wrapped around the arm

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This is just silly

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Someone discovered the warm air coming out of the vents

Black and white cat laying contentedly in front of an air vent. She is looking directly in to the camera, as if bothered that it’s operator is disturbing a quiet nap

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

I present to you the most James Carville of the James Carville emails

Screenshot of an email, the Subject line reads “I’m going to lose my fucking mind”. It is followed by a picture of James Carville in a suit, gesturing annoyingly, followed by the first line of the body of the email, which once again reads “I am going to lose my fucking mind”

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

This, right here, is without a doubt the single greatest sentence ever committed to print.

Screenshot of a specific sentence from a longer newspaper article. The sentence reads "In the sand battle that followed, the Fascists were pelted off the beach."

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

Lucile Bluth from Arrested Development from a season one episode. The caption reads “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.”

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

Just to see what would happen, I used the prompt “a man with the correct number of fingers”

Ai generated image of a man who appears to be in his early thirties. He is holding up both hands, and each hand has (sort of) the correct number of fingers, but they have weird numbers all over them and are bent in odd directions

BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

Sign for the Seaward Motel. The sign is white bordered, with black lettering on a blue background

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/05/2024

Ummm, what?

A closeup of the photo in the original post, with a white circle around a Eage Against the Machine sticker