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BrobertBreadman

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Lefty Jew, working in the Labor Movement. Not as funny as I think I am. Came for the relative lack of fascists. Staying for the shitposts and cats

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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 5h
Go Birds
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Philly is one of the first cities in the country to formally support boycotting Starbucks | Council roundup
Also during Council’s session on Thursday: City Councilmember Jamie Gauthier introduced controversial legislation to approve a contract with a trash incinerator that she doesn’t support.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A decade plus of working in the labor movement has taught me one thing. It should be 100% legal to push anyone who use the phrase “team player” in a workplace setting off the roof. I am currently uncertain if it should be legal not to.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My (indoor only) cats somehow managed to get a bird into the house
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fucking love Philly so much
Screenshot from the /r Philly subreddit about an ICE recruit who committed suicide in front of the Philadelphia field office. The top comment reads simply “Go Birds”. It had 3,317 “likes”
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Why is the first aid kit wet?” is not a question I expected to have to ask today
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s an outside possibility that I am wrong on this, but I don’t think anyone who has ever used the word “urgent” in an email has ever experienced an actual emergency
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, look. I think we all know Macklemore is our Kid Rock. But their Kid Rock is actual Kid Rock.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jesus Christ, people. If someone is a key reason why the rest of us can’t have health care, OF COURSE it’s ok to laugh at them in their final days.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We should treat people who go to see this movie like they are scabs crossing a line
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If more than a year has passed since the release of a season, you must put out a series recap one week before you put out the next. That is the law.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is, without question, the best political meme ever made
Two flashlights are on a carpeted floor. One, labeled “Das Kapital” is a giant flashlight with only a small light. The other, labeled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton” is much smaller, but much brighter
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As a society, we abandoned cargo pants because we stopped believing people deserved a comfortable place to keep their keys
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having a boomer parent in the age of AI feels like what having a toddler must have in the age when humans weren’t at the top of the food chain
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Does anyone else feel like sometimes this regime’s comically epic public fuckups are the only reason to get out of bed in this fascist hellscape?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sliced. Into. Batons.
1 (7- to 8-ounce) package baked tofu, sliced into 1/2-inch batons
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ok, so there was definitely a time when uber had a convenance advantage over medallioned taxis. Those days are hardcore over. Taxis now have an app, but also the ability to old-fashioned hail. Uber has zero advantage over real taxis. Try it once and you will be a convert, I 100% guarantee
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is simply the greatest article ever written
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Lucky tuna salad and fanny pack meatballs: What Phillies fans bring to Citizens Bank Park
Phillies fans have redefined what’s considered acceptable ballpark food, smells and food safety be damned.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I want to drive to Michigan right now just so I can wag my finger at a centrist and go “tsk tsk! Circular firing squad!”
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s a shame we started using the term “Enshittification” before we knew all the anti-diarrhea agencies would get shut down
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My wife just asked if I wanted to watch the new episode of House of the Dragon. Instead of answering with a simple, normal person yes or no, I sang the entirety of Trogdor. And yet, this woman loves me enough to share a bed.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Netflix makes incredible hallmark movies
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So do we just need to start telling them we’re all getting off to the nazi shit they refuse to take down?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
For the past couple of weeks, at every restaurant or take out spot where I order something with lettuce, the server makes some sort of joke like “going for it, huh?” Or “wow, brave!” I get it, but, like, can we not reference explosive diarrhea at this exact moment?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One of the hidden pitfalls of being a millennial professional is that no matter what your profession is, one of your chief job duties will be explaining how tracked changes work, forever.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy “Shoot a nazi officer twice in the head and then live to 100” day to all who celebrate
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The drumbeat against Krasner right now is the real life version of what the roided up Rogan-lefties thought was happening to Plasner. You have to be terminally Dick Wolf-pilled to genuinely buy the Innocence Project as the lynchpin in a villainous conspiracy
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
how's it going, you ask? Well, I just tore a foam stress ball in half.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Argentina wins, the ref should get mvp
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
MUPPETS AT EVERY HALFTIME SHOW FOREVER
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When one of the last votes you cast before getting treatment was to strip millions of people of access to healthcare, it isn’t depression. It’s your brain accurately reporting that you are a worthless piece of shit and the world would be better without you in it
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Rep. Kean got the health care he needed. Millions won’t under policies he supported. | Opinion
When illness struck, the congressman relied on benefits that new Medicaid work requirements will deny to up to 300,000 New Jerseyans—most of them already working.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Eating fistfuls of lettuce to get out of work for a few days
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The only goal I ever scored in little league soccer was an accidental header. The ball hit me in the head when I was barely paying attention, which made the ball bounce in a way the goalie wasn’t expecting. They ended up taking it away, because headers aren’t allowed in Little League.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ASMR: three cats slurping down pate style catfood
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The number of "Well, because Platner turned out to be a rapist, the Democrats can never nominate a candidate who believes you should should have healthcare" op-eds out today really and truly make me want to drown myself
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE hasn’t stopped kidnapping or murdering people
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
One of the understated side-benefits of Platner finally dropping is that we may never have to read the phrase “progressive oyster man” ever again
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look, I know we're all disappointed. I know we all expected better from Mr. Totemkopf Online-Slur
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“Good News! We taught the robot how to shoot a gun!” “You taught the…” “Robot!” “How to…” “Shoot! A Gun!”
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every time these dweebs make the news, I am re-posting this
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Man Gets Schooled By Anti-Fascism Sign
YouTube video by Nate Gowdy
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ok, but you gotta root for Morocco now, right?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The dramatic flop is funny every time
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
lol, sure. Put ‘em up. we killed Hitchbot and he wasn’t even a vocal fascist trying to get us to forget about slavery. share.inquirer.com/EvV0vB
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Trump administration gets final legal OK to install own panels at President’s House, city appeals
The Third Circuit Court of appeals took the final procedural step Friday. It was not immediately clear when the Trump administration would move to install its panels.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A pitted peach filled with salsa, is this anything?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think we as a species would have been better off in the longrun if we evolved away fingernails.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Another thing that I can admit here because no one is actually reading this. I don't care for sweet potato fries. Regular fries are always the better choice.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time after 20+ years of people insisting I’d love it. None of those people told me how horny it is
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
As I was leaving a wawa today, a parade of people in those inflatable dinosaur costumes started marching in. My immediate thought was "I don't have time for whatever this is." I don't know what stage of adulthood it is where all sense of joy is beaten out of you, but I am apparently there.
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Feel old yet, millennials? This is what Tommy Pickles looks like today
 Joe Rogan at the stupid White House ufc thing. He is in a terrible suit, his tie is too short, and he very much looks like an old baby with a drinking problem
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is it true that the kids are wearing crew socks again?
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BrobertBreadman @brobertbreadman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think the premise of Star City is “what if Russians were all British”
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