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BroadwayJoeFYVM

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I play with your food. Yes, I washed my hands first. Would rather vote for a rash than a fascist traitor because you can cure a rash.

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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My wife has said to me that she feels she's going to need a service/medical alert dog in the near future because of her health issues. Meanwhile, I've always wanted a corgi. Today we learned that corgis can be service dogs. Everyone wins, right? Right?
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Corgis Puppy Love: Woman Covered
Alt: If I had a preferred way to die, it would be being smothered by corgi puppies.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting COVID, flu, and shingles vaccinations is the one time where I can say I take more pricks than my wife does.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eloquent proof that MAGA is a communicable mental illness that can only be cured by permanent incarceration and/or execution.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Roasting my own coffee for the first time in forever, and man it smells good in here.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A documentary on my all-time favorite drummer, followed by a jam session with some absolute legends playing with Geddy and Alex? Inject this directly into my veins already, dammit! www.youtube.com/live/3gkam22...
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Neil Peart: No One's Disciple | Documentary Trailer
YouTube video by CBC Docs
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Enjoy your MAGAfed!
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Laughing Out Loud Emoji with Tears
ALT: Laughing Out Loud Emoji with Tears
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm so glad that @mapquest.com has returned from the netherworld....
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Got to get out of the house for the first time since the missus' surgery, rocking out with our friends @dickrossetti.bsky.social and Bulk Male in Bremerton!
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's hilarious that an episode of AEW Dynamite can dominate Bluesky's Trending list, but one the MAGAfed's "big 4" PPVs can't. 1. Backlash against AI data centers 2. ArtFight 2026 3. Spider-Man: Brand New Day reviewed 4. Movies you've rewatched many times 5. Michigan Democratic Senate primary race
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCC...
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Firekeeper Alliance x Neurosis Short Film; We Are Torn Wide Open and Mirror Deep
YouTube video by Firekeeper Alliance
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's always fun when you're just about to fall asleep and the power goes out, thus causing your CPAP to shut off all of a sudden. Thankfully the City is working to repair a downed power line just up the hill from my place, but the missus and I snore like dueling sawmills without our CPAPs.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ESPN's mid-season MLB grades are out, and @mariners.com got a C grade, mostly because good pitching is countered by an awful offense. That said, the only grade the M's ever deserve is "C" for "cursed".
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This was such a refreshing change of pace from what I was listening to back in high school..... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEOJ...
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Shadowfax - Shadowdance (Live from Palookaville)
YouTube video by ShadowfaxVEVO
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I needed a mental health cleanse last night, so the missus and I went to The Big City to see our friends GayC/DC lay waste like only they can. Here's us with their singer, Chris Freeman. They're Dirty Dudes Done Dirt Cheap, but they're a bunch of sweethearts. I look like a dork.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Anyone wanna check up on @mckallaster.bsky.social? He may not be well right now......
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And this is why there will be little to no MLB in 2027.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's the hottest Sunday of the year so far, so I stepped out of my comfort zone with a refreshing (and meatless) chilled salad for an early dinner for the missus and I. And it's pretty good!
Greek-style chilled vegetable and bean salad dressed with homemade tzatziki, topped with crumbled feta cheese and pepperoncini, served toasted baguette slices.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Saw this on the wall in a Chinese buffet. I guess he was two short.
A bathroom-stall graffiti artist who thought he was being clever - or is it me trying to be clever? Discuss.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Blocked another scammer pretending to be a victim of the Zionist genocide campaign. Same stolen pictures, same false pleas. It's simply despicable how low people will go to try to scam money from you.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I found some Mexican Hot Chocolate coffee creamer at the local Grocery Outlet today, which officially counts as self-care. It's that good.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If there's one thing I hate, it's scammers trying to use the suffering of others for their own gain. My heart breaks at the tragedy caused by genocidal monsters, but randos posting the same (likely stolen) pics and pleas over and over again on multiple burner accounts makes me get out the banhammer.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
KEXP are killing it right now, showcasing some amazing bands. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQix...
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Castle Rat - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is AWESOME. Stop whatever you're doing and go listen to this right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqVj...
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Angine de Poitrine - Vol.II (audio officiel album intégral)
YouTube video by Angine de Poitrine
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Today is our 32nd Anniversary, so I made my wife one of her favorite dishes for dinner - Yakisoba with grilled chicken, shrimp and vegetables.
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a cartoon cat is eating noodles from a bowl with the words send noods written below it
ALT: a cartoon cat is eating noodles from a bowl with the words send noods written below it
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If there's one thing I hate more than MAGA, it's people that are allegedly "on our side" that treat their supposed allies like dirt, like they're somehow better than us. And then they wonder why we keep losing elections to people that have no business running a 7-11, let alone America....
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today I found out what it's like to become a corn dog. You don't want to know the rest of the story.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is so gloriously weird.... or is it weirdly glorious? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I think it's hilarious when people block me for being right.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Funniest thing I've read all day: www.espn.com/college-spor...
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Trump plans executive order to address college sports issues
President Donald Trump on Friday said he will write an executive order within a week that will "solve all of the problems" brought forth in an unprecedented meeting at the White House to address the f...
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Blue MAGA is just as bad as plain MAGA.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who wants Toxic Masculinity for breakfast? (h/t - @athensgrease.bsky.social)
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jimrissmiller.bsky.social @jimrissmiller.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I give you the condensed version of today's State of the Union Address: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEwr...
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Greatest Wrestling Promo Ever Cut
YouTube video by Mark Warburton
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I fail to understand the "furor" about the possibility of the Chicago Bears moving to Hammond, Indiana. Hammond is solidly within the Chicagoland metro, and less than thirty miles from the city center - about the same distance Foxborough is from Boston, and 15mi closer than SF is to Santa Clara.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
New music from one of my favorite bands, and it's excellent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Z5...
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Failure - "The Air's on Fire" [Official Video]
YouTube video by Failure Band
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a blast not thinking about AEW spoilers by watching a killer band from Switzerland lay waste to El Corazon in Seattle. Coroner were awesome, that is all.
Coroner guitarist Tommy Vetterli. Coroner bassist/vocalist Ron Broder.Coroner drummer Diego Rapachetti.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's food that can't make up it's mind about what it wants to be. Cookie? Muffin? Dafuq is that? #iplaywithyourfood #yesiwashedmyhandsfirst #whereisyourgodnow
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Danny DeVito makes sure you don't misbehave in the Men's Room at Tim's Tavern....
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
@dickrossetti.bsky.social doesn't wanna rock, doesn't wanna be rocked, by you or anyone else. But he and his guys fuckin' rule.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Enjoying some live music on my 57th birthday with my wife at Tim's Tavern in Seattle.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Cool story, but let's be honest - it's only a one-year deal, because year two isn't gonna happen for anyone, and year three is unlikely.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Irony is waking up feeling sick, taking cold meds to get ready to power through the night's work, and your boss calls just as you get out of the shower to tell you that work is off for the night because they're sick....
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm gonna have to presume that Kittle will be sitting down for it, or at least wearing a big ass boot to protect his (presumably by then) surgically-repaired Achilles' tend that was damaged in the Niners loss to the Seahawks.
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Today's Mental Health Break: This is just awesome, in a quiet, humble way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIz...
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Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag | Paste Studios, NYC (2019)
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I think I've discovered what's wrong with. People that eat this shit almost certainly vote for TREASONOUS PEDOFASCIST SCUM. #iplaywithyourfood #yesiwashedmyhandsfirst #whereisyourgodnow
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BroadwayJoeFYVM @broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The strange things I find at work. Found AS-IS while resetting the Hispanic Foods section, hidden behind some other items.
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