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Sean Williams

@brittonhill.bsky.social
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I’m going to stop drinking just as soon as I’m confirmed as Secretary of Defense.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 9h
From my backyard
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 20h
Michael Douglas sure likes to spend a lot of time and energy denying sex addiction while pimping his memoir about how much fucking he’s done.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a trip to Arizona planned*. I think that’s it. *Sometime around MLK holiday.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hear me out. What if, after this administration is consigned to the dustbin of history, we use the ICE detention facilities for the people who FaceTime in the grocery store with the speaker on?
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Next time you’re boarding an aircraft, you should ask if the pilot is a furry. By law, they have to tell you. Like undercover cops.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deadheads who love the Cornell ‘77 show will need to be careful of their wording going forward.
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Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead Live Guitar
ALT: Jerry Garcia of Grateful Dead Live Guitar
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Christa Pike is better at killing a person than the State of Tennessee.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In a world full of Eric Schmitts, be a Jack Smith.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was, in fact, during a Wesson commercial that she revealed her disdain for Mrs. Brady.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mystery solved: Micky Dolenz was in the 1975 classic, Linda Lovelace for President.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My local Kroger has both the lighting and clientele of a snuff film.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Occasionally I’m listening to a favorite musical artist play a great live version of a song, and realize “Ohhhh. He played this show to earn money to support a heroin habit”.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t drag poor Mike Nesmith into this.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So…You’re a Believer? 
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She also had called Micky Dolenz a pornographer. And, for obvious reasons, I’m reluctant to enter that search into Google.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before it’s too late, I really need to ask my mom why she had a beef with Florence Henderson back in the 70’s.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can’t be the only one wondering how the Democrats are going to self-sabotage over the next 24 months.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maher is really putting in the work to be carved into the Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Creeps.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A mischievous prankster could become legend by putting up FBI recruiting posters in PetSmart.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is it safe to assume the FBI is heavily recruiting in the Farmers Only app?
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are going to Dunning-Kruger ourselves into extinction.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I cancelled Amazon last week after they completely locked down my account for having the temerity to order something while in a foreign country. Despite providing them with the requisite documentation, unlocking it was apparently too much trouble for them. Also, Bezos is a terrible human.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ignorance from wisdom. Corruption from trustworthiness. Morality from evil. Honor from dishonor. The US has a serious long term problem that isn’t just about Trump.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The real problem isn’t just Trump or his sycophantic enablers in Congress or right-wing media, or the grifters & scammers on social media. It’s his supporters. They’ve lost the ability to care about truth or recognize it. The ability to discern right from wrong. Competence from buffoonery.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like watching old Match Game reruns just to hear Gene Rayburn say, “Dumb Donald is so dumb…” and the audience respond “HOW DUMB IS HE?” Fifty years later we finally know.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me: “Wanna watch Strange New Worlds?” Her: “Can you guarantee they won’t turn into muppets due to a transporter malfunction?” Me: “Wanna watch Lanterns?”
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, wow. Are those original NC Wyeth’s?
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TSU should’ve asked for more money to take this beating.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wendell Berry. Once again, not the obituary I wanted to read.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’d like to pitch Nathan Fielder on the idea of a show that pranks a local rural community into thinking their local Trump Store has been bought by George Soros and will be rebranded as an Obama Store.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.eventbrite.com/e/a-way-forw...
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A Way Forward: Hope in Uncertain Times
A free 3-day community event offering hope, community, and actionable next steps, and a faithful counter-voice in a divided time
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It was an excellent program, and I feel like a jerk for being cynical about it. Being cynical and demoralizes exactly what the Clown King and his flunkies want.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Two hours of “Racism is bad” event was not how i imagined my Friday night to unfold.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You can change the names of bodies of water all the live long day. Your name is still in the Epstein Files.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They come in Threes. So there’s still a chance that another noteworthy 80 year old will shuffle into the abyss.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Call his bluff. Make him tear it down. Then next person can build the Dolly Parton Performing Arts Center in its place.
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Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations
The DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.”
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got a whole Spotify playlist ready for when that day comes.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When I say I’m looking forward to a front page obituary, this is not the one I had in mind. Quite the opposite, in fact. Damn you monkey’s paw.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pete Kegsbreath erasing black heroes like Kevin Feige deciding on next years Disney+ production schedule.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Imagine bragging about a party you threw for yourself by maxing out credit cards you applied for using your children’s and grandchildren’s names.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saw a sign for a “Fox News-like” studio for lease in the yard of a home that may or may not belong to a local religion grifter currently facing legal bills and declining attendance.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My weekly travels through the Trumpiest parts of Williamson County confirms the observation. The signs are gone from the yards of the formerly reliable cult members.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just curious, how do these supervillain henchmen electric gloves work when exposed to water?
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Tsar and his misters claim conditions aren’t so bad on the Battleship Potemkin, despite reports of sailors being given maggot ridden meat for rations.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Same.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So you’re telling me that we potentially could have Senator Andy Ogles?
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Kid Giving Side Eye
ALT: Kid Giving Side Eye
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Respect is earned.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My new nickname for all the leggy, blonde Scandinavians here is “Tallgaryians”.
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Meanwhile, in Copenhagen…
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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Upon further reflection, going to see The Odyssey at 11 pm…
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GOB: I've Made a Huge Mistake
ALT: GOB: I've Made a Huge Mistake
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