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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 2h

Michael Douglas sure likes to spend a lot of time and energy denying sex addiction while pimping his memoir about how much fucking he’s done.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 17h

Hear me out. What if, after this administration is consigned to the dustbin of history, we use the ICE detention facilities for the people who FaceTime in the grocery store with the speaker on?

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Next time you’re boarding an aircraft, you should ask if the pilot is a furry. By law, they have to tell you. Like undercover cops.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Christa Pike is better at killing a person than the State of Tennessee.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In a world full of Eric Schmitts, be a Jack Smith.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My local Kroger has both the lighting and clientele of a snuff film.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Occasionally I’m listening to a favorite musical artist play a great live version of a song, and realize “Ohhhh. He played this show to earn money to support a heroin habit”.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Before it’s too late, I really need to ask my mom why she had a beef with Florence Henderson back in the 70’s.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I can’t be the only one wondering how the Democrats are going to self-sabotage over the next 24 months.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maher is really putting in the work to be carved into the Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Creeps.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A mischievous prankster could become legend by putting up FBI recruiting posters in PetSmart.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is it safe to assume the FBI is heavily recruiting in the Farmers Only app?

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We are going to Dunning-Kruger ourselves into extinction.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ignorance from wisdom. Corruption from trustworthiness. Morality from evil. Honor from dishonor. The US has a serious long term problem that isn’t just about Trump.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The real problem isn’t just Trump or his sycophantic enablers in Congress or right-wing media, or the grifters & scammers on social media. It’s his supporters. They’ve lost the ability to care about truth or recognize it. The ability to discern right from wrong. Competence from buffoonery.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I like watching old Match Game reruns just to hear Gene Rayburn say, “Dumb Donald is so dumb…” and the audience respond “HOW DUMB IS HE?” Fifty years later we finally know.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me: “Wanna watch Strange New Worlds?” Her: “Can you guarantee they won’t turn into muppets due to a transporter malfunction?” Me: “Wanna watch Lanterns?”

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

TSU should’ve asked for more money to take this beating.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Wendell Berry. Once again, not the obituary I wanted to read.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’d like to pitch Nathan Fielder on the idea of a show that pranks a local rural community into thinking their local Trump Store has been bought by George Soros and will be rebranded as an Obama Store.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Two hours of “Racism is bad” event was not how i imagined my Friday night to unfold.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You can change the names of bodies of water all the live long day. Your name is still in the Epstein Files.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When I say I’m looking forward to a front page obituary, this is not the one I had in mind. Quite the opposite, in fact. Damn you monkey’s paw.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Pete Kegsbreath erasing black heroes like Kevin Feige deciding on next years Disney+ production schedule.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Imagine bragging about a party you threw for yourself by maxing out credit cards you applied for using your children’s and grandchildren’s names.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Saw a sign for a “Fox News-like” studio for lease in the yard of a home that may or may not belong to a local religion grifter currently facing legal bills and declining attendance.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just curious, how do these supervillain henchmen electric gloves work when exposed to water?

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The Tsar and his misters claim conditions aren’t so bad on the Battleship Potemkin, despite reports of sailors being given maggot ridden meat for rations.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

So you’re telling me that we potentially could have Senator Andy Ogles?

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Kid Giving Side Eye

ALT: Kid Giving Side Eye

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My new nickname for all the leggy, blonde Scandinavians here is “Tallgaryians”.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I may change this year’s Fantasy Football team name to “Forty-Three Time Club Champion”.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I wish there was a way to criticize genocidal war criminals without offending a well funded political action committee and the elected officials they own.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

AI doesn’t destroy civilizations. People who own AI companies destroy civilizations.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Paranoid Conspiracy Theory of the day: Voting in the Democratic primary will put you on a list of people who will find it difficult to cast a ballot in November.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Time to start using, “you seem to be the type of person who willingly chooses to go to the Olive Garden” in arguments going forward.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Watching That Guy try to insert himself into Spain’s World Cup celebration reminds me of when my kindergarten aged son would go to birthday parties and get right up with the kid opening presents like they were for him.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Who’s had more of a heel turn than Alexi Lalas?

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Wow. Whoever was president back in 2020 when all this horrible vote meddling happened sure was a fucking idiot.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You don’t have to be Encyclopedia Brown to figure out the leverage Trump used to turn Lindsey Graham into an obsequious toady. But Ted Cruz? Best guess is he just likes the taste of ill-fitting Florsheim’s.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I think a conspiracy theory that claims Lindsey faked his death in order to transition into Darline could get some traction on OAN.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Disney sure would’ve saved a lot of money if they just paid Dwayne Johnson $20 million to fuck off and never appear in any more of their soulless cash grabs again.

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Sean Williams @brittonhill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Who’s going to tell Marsha about the giant chopsticks at the 8th Ave roundabout?

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