brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025My son’s first word is mama. My daughter’s was dada for months and months. So very happy to have some mama!! 080
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 15/03/2025When I started BlueSky I followed too many of those starter packs and they made the feed unbearable. Need to mass unfollow and start over. 120
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025A lot of parenthood is the serenity to accept things I cannot change, like my 2yo is eventually going to mix the play dough colors, and the wisdom to know the difference. 140
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025We’ll be watching TV or something with our 2 yr old and she’ll say “where’s their mommy?” about everyone. Like her parents are always with her so where are everyone else’s parents? It’s very sweet. 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Snow day going great we’ve already had 20 minutes of real tears because I cut the strawberries but didn’t cut the carrots. 020
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Saw this in a store yesterday, the red one is def 💩ing right?! 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Having one baby in late spring and one baby in winter, I really recommend spring if you can help it. Being trapped inside inside with a newborn in a polar vortex is… not the best. 010
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Today it was either throw away everything in my house or take down all Xmas decor… the decor won. 120
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The Eagles flyover did not show up on my airplane tracker app. 040
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Have lost 14 lbs in a week and my lower back is rejoicing. 👶🏻 130
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I lost a large Wawa cup of blood during birth (22 oz technically) and my face is still yellowy with little color 3 days later 😬 020
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Me at the Dr: “what’s the baby’s middle name, I forget” Husb: “it’s Luigi, I went rouge filling out the birth cert” A joke, but I really didn’t look at the birth cert paperwork at all before he turned it in 😂 140
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’ve kept in touch with my doula from my first child and now two times I’ve told her something and she’s said “wow, I have never seen that before.” This is someone who has witnessed 100s of births! Just happy for modern meds that can deal with my unique body and kids and everyone is happy and safe. 1100
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 11/12/2024They bathed my 1 day old son and gave him a lil shark fin hair do and he’s so cute I’m telling him he looks like a little Backstreet Boy 1130
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The last thing baby had to eat in the womb was jerk chicken wings, ice cream, and 3 tums. 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Two dads behind me in the Santa line discussed the CE0 sho0ter the whole time. 🧑🎄 010
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialCats of Bluesky @cats.blue · 01/12/2024"My mommie protects me because she loves me." 405429502410
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialFast Women @fastwomen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Sara Hall runs 2:23:45 at the Valencia Marathon, breaking her own American masters record by more than two minutes. It's her fastest time since the 2022 World Championships. 212416
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Any weather colder than shorts-and-a-sweatshirt weather is too cold for me. So anything under 40/45. 140
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024If you’re in the northeast and doing a Turkey Trot in the pouring rain or snow, awesome job. 110
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024So many days I wake up at 2am and have to try to go back to bed for hours. Today I was excited to see it’s already 4am! Up at and em and no problems! It’s late! 😂 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 28/11/2024As much as I run, I’ve never done a Turkey Trot because I always run the Philly Marathon and Thanksgiving is always 4 days after. 020
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I have about 35 pregnancy lbs on me, and I routinely carry around my toddler who is also 35 lbs, so at any given time I’m just walking around carrying 70 extra lbs on my person. 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I can’t comment on Instagram posts without also sharing to Threads? Well I will not be commenting then. 130
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The nurse giving out compliments I want to hear.. “your blood pressure is beautiful.” 040
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 24/11/20242 more weeks and I will burn (donate) all of these maternity clothes. Just horrible, lifeless fabric and clothes. 😂😭 030
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialOffbrand Simone Biles @audreshalynn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The first time you hear “that’s crazy” you need to start landing that plane 1366
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If I can somehow have a baby in early/mid Dec, and fit into this before Xmas that would be great. If not NBD there’s always next year.. but it’s so pretty. 140
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Found this vintage crewneck sweatshirt at the thrift store. This embroidery is all it has on it, it’s very cool! 0100
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 22/11/2024This motherfucker really wants us to believe he has three jobs running major companies and now dealing with government inefficiency and all he does is post 18536118
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I still look at X a fair amount and even tho I don’t reply to anyone really, my feed is full of absolutely infuriating parent-takes. Like it’s on purpose (it is). Smh. 020
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I finally have ordered some monogrammed things so now you know the Baby’s name is real! ☺️ 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Is this a dumb question? Where are people putting their newborn when eating in the dining room? We sit down for all meals with our toddler and I’d prefer not to hold the newborn while eating. Bouncer on the floor?? I’ve seen high chairs with a newborn attachment but do I need all that? 200
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 19/11/2024At the pediatrician this AM: Doc: I need her to say something so I know she can talk Me: Honey, let’s say Santa! Christmas! anything! My daughter (who has the gift of gab at every other moment): Growls. As Doc is leaving the room: “Mom put my sock and shoe back on” Doc: I heard that! 270
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Ranking animals I see in the woods, most exciting to least exciting: 1. Blue heron (the best) 2. Coyote (only seen 1) 3. Buck 4. Fawn 5. Fox 6. Turtle 7. Bunny 8. Doe (no hate to momma deer but she’s everywhere) 9. Squirrels (so low shouldn’t even be on this list) 040
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Nov is flying by insanely fast and I am grateful for it. 030
brittm.bsky.social @brittm.bsky.social · 17/11/2024After a dozen+ years of 14ft real Xmas trees, went artificial this year. I’m having a baby in 3 weeks and not trying to water a tree or clean up needles. 040
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next 1019616737
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialKristen Panthagani, MD, PhD @kmpanthagani.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I would love to tell you about the times vaccines prevented me from getting sick, but every time it happens, I don’t notice. I just keep feeling well. Neither do you. Public health, when it’s working, is invisible. 12190492381
Reposted by @brittm.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024dear god pls protect mike tyson tonight and guide his head close to jake paul's ear and move his spirit to bite 🙏 917832866