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Brittney in Iowa

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I like the Miami Dolphins, books, quilting, and animals. I have a corgi named Cankles. Tacos are my favorite food. The duck-billed platypus is my favorite animal.

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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Is it time for the Beyoncé Halftime Show featuring the Ravens vs. Texans as the opening and closing act?
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Wow, Netflix. We're in pregame coverage, and there are already buffering issues. Nice work. I'm quite certain NFL fans will revolt if this doesn't get resolved immediately.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Why does Disney+ think it's appropriate to cut When Love is Gone from A Muppet Christmas Carol? I understand it's a sad song, but it's a pretty important plot point.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A Muppet Christmas Carol will always be a Christmas classic. And possibly the best adaptation of A Christmas Carol.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
But Dan Campbell should 100% be Coach ot the Year. Whatever he is doing in Detroit is nothing short of magic.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm a lifelong Dolphins fan. But Josh Allen is the MVP this season. He just keeps getting better. I appreciate greatness when I see it.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I let my dog out back to potty. I slid across the sheet of ice that is my patio on the way out. Be safe out there, Iowans!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Also - Amy is a walking fire hazard. Who leaves their fireplace burning when they leave their house!? The Fabric of Christmas aka A Cozy Christmas Quilt is a standard Hallmark-style film, but so many fire hazards for having a firefighter as a main character.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My mom while watching The Fabric of Christmas: "Sewing machines don't rumble! They whir. Who makes these things!?" I hope the Quiltsky community can appreciate this. #quiltsky
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Watching The Fabric of Christmas. I wonder if the hot fireman will be able to make a quilt for his sister in time for her Christmas wedding. Will he ask the local quiltmaker to assist? Will love happen? I can just never predict how these Hallmark films will turn out!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Fruit Cake is weird. That's it. That's the post.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Season 15 of RuPaul's Drag Race. I absolutely love Luxx Noir London's confessional commentary. "People don't wear hats enough. Maybe they do wear a lot of hats. I don't know. I don't pay attention." I agree with all of this, girl. About hats AND paying attention. @luxxofficial.bsky.social
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
How am I just now learning about nail rings!? Where were these in my youth when I wanted fancy nails?
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm up to season 14 on my rewatch of RuPaul's Drag Race. This season has so many firsts and twists that I almost have whiplash. Wish there had been a makeover challenge and puppet, but this cast was A+.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Dear #Booksky Strangers and Friends - I have ADHD and I'm trying to fall back in love with reading. I'll take any suggestions for books that are fast-paced. I love history and culture. I love both fiction and non-fiction. I definitely do better with narrative non-fiction because I need a story.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If anyone ever finds some of the sexy Founding Fathers fabric at a reasonable price, I need it. In fact - Joann Fabric needs to bring this back. I have so many great quilt ideas for this! So American!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What happens when I let my corgi dress herself. It's called FASHION! #corgisky #cankles #corgi #fashion
A red female Pembroke Welsh corgi wearing a giraffe hat, a blue shirt, and a rainbow skirt.A red female Pembroke Welsh corgi wearing a giraffe hat, a blue shirt, and a rainbow skirt.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Fun Fact: You cannot use the word "boobs" in the description on Venmo.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A Drag Queen Christmas was last night! I want to applaud the incredibly talented and hard-working performers. Seeing some of my favorite Queens from Drag Race was an absolute treat! Crystal Methyd, Nina West, Sasha Colby, Brooke Lynn Hytes? In one show!? I am looking forward to next year's show.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
A Drag Queen Christmas was absolutely delightful, high energy, entertaining, and lots of fun. If you get the chance to see it in a town near year, I recommend it!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm at A Drag Queen Christmas in Omaha. There were about 10 protesters outside. Inside - packed house. #lovewins
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Cankles the Corgi got her own Thanksgiving meal. I call it her Canksgiving Feast.
A dog bowl filled with carrots, potatoes, ground turkey, and apple oats. A Thanksgiving meal for a small corgi.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Miami Dolphins will always be my team. Win or lose. I'll always keep my Fins up. Plus - there's always next year! If that doesn't manifest - there's always tacos! 🌮🌮🌮
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
You can't eat leftovers the following day. You have to wait until the next next day. Jesus said so.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Being a Miami Dolphins fan can be very, very painful. It's even more painful today. My sister is a Green Bay Packers fan. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cankles the Corgi is ready for the holidays and Miami Dolphins football! Only a few hours until dinner and sportsball!
A red female Pembroke Welsh Corgi wearing a red Santa hat and a Miami Dolphins jersey
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!
5 corgis of differing colors sitting around a table enjoying turkey, ham, pumpkin pie, and wine.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Humble brag here. This is the quilt I finished on Monday. It's ~80x80. Pattern is Mirage by Laurie Shifrin. I am incredibly proud of how this one turned out. #quiltsky #sewing #quilts #mirage
Patterned quilt made with strip sets with a black ring in the center. Rainbow pattern top to bottom inside the ring, rainbow pattern middle to center and middle outside the ring.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Quilters are the nicest people. Ask for assistance with a pattern, and all of them want to help!
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It says a lot about our imagining of the past that in the video game Oregon Trail, you can die of cholera or typhoid or dysentery but not of consumption, even though consumption was the most common cause of death in 19th century America, especially among westward travelers. In this essay I will
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I bought a quilt kit at a quilt show a few months back. Kit is for a quilt measuring 61x77. Pattern provide has instructions for a 62" square. I am not even remotely experienced enough to figure out what to cut to add on the extra 15". (An email has been sent to the vendor for assistance!)
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I finished an 80x79" quilt top in 2 days. 43 rows. My spine is displeased with me, but I have a completed project.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
For no reason, here is a picture of my Poke Bowl.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Have you even been cutting fabric for a quilt, come across a portion of instructions that seemingly make zero sense, and then walked away from the cutting table? Me either.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I just picked up this delightful sticker from my local bookstore. 📚💙
A circular sticker featuring a white cat reading a pink book. The caption reads "Politely, Shut Up. I'm Reading"
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Cankles whimpers at the door, demanding to go outside...then she stands in the doorway, sniffs the air, and decides the air quality is subpar at the moment and walks away. Corgis...am I right? Sooooo dramatic.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I just wanted to share a photo of a quilt top I recently made. The pattern is called Cascading Ribbons by Cut Loose Press. #quilt #quiltsky #homemade #crafts #sewing #imadethis
A quilt top. The background is black and there are 5 ribbons cascading down. The ribbon colors are blue, red, purple, green, and teal.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I have lots of reading to do. Can I complete all these books before the end of the year? Challenge accepted! 💙📚 #booksky📚💙 #librarybooks #library
6 books on homemade quilt
Last Night at the Telegraph Club.
Pony Confidential.
The Author's Guide to Murder.
Wandering Stars.
What the River Knows.
Assistant to the Villain.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My darling little corgi woke me up at 1am by laying on my adjustable mattress remote. She did not get off it until the back reached a 90° angle. #corgi
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Here's a picture of my sweet corgi Cankles to make you smile. She wants you to have the best day!
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If you have questions about the House, Senate, or the Constitution, you are welcome to ask me, and I will answer to the very best of my abilities. I'd rather talk about books, movies, Drag Race, or sewing, but I will always take the time to educate if I am able.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
No, Gaetz does not get his seat in the House back. He resigned likely to end the ethics investigation. His vacant seat will be filled by special election per the Constitution. Could he get appointed to Marco Rubio's Senate seat if/when Rubio is confirmed as Secretary of State? Yes but unlikely.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have been waiting so long for this! Cher is a woman if many adjectives and nouns. Icon. Activist. Performer. Actress. Award-Winner. I am so thrilled she finally released a memoir...in parts. I am ready to dive it! 📚💙 #cher #memoir #books
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Went to see The Wizard of Oz in theaters tonight. Jinkx Monsoon was really good as Dorothy! In all seriousness - it was a treat getting to see a classic on the big screen! #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Cankles the Corgi is not happy about waking up this morning. #corgi #cankles #goodmorning
A red female Pembroke Welsh corgi in a dog bed with her head resting on a pink blanket. She has just awoken from her slumber and is not yet ready to start the day.
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I almost always complain about the first episode of every season of RuPaul's Drag Race because I miss the Queens from the previous season. Is this normal behavior?
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Happy National Princess Day to Cankles Elizabeth Corgwallis! #cankles #corgi
A smiling red female Pembroke Welsh corgi wearing a scarf with her name "Cankles" on it.A smiling red female Pembroke Welsh corgi striking a pose to show off her regalness
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Rainy days and RuPaul's Drag Race. The perfect Monday combination! 💙
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Brittney in Iowa @britswit.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Alright...all taunting aside. That was a heck of a game. The Chiefs winning streak is over. Which means the pressure for perfection is off. Looking forward to the rest of the season. I'm predicting a Lions/Bills Superb Owl. #nfl #superbowl #football
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