Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 19mNot a tornado was hundreds of feet away from my job today knocking the power out and my boss was like why would we close while there were cars flipped over everywhere 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Man on grindr asked if I ignored him bc he’s Arab ??? I said mam you’re wearing a Reagan Bush shirt pls gtfomf 060
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I rly picked up a brunch bar shift tomorrow not knowing there was a whole hurricane. Gonna be away from home for more than 13 hours my poor dog 030
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I never needed to see strangers playing this game and that’s why s1 stinks 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Just on Gizmo getting every single question about the muscular system wrong and running out of hearts in 4 mins wbu 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When a man has a fat ass and is married to a woman it’s like wow ok 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sidney Prescott really be getting her ass beat 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Every time I watch Scream (2-4x a year) I am just in awe at the opening kill like they really ate that 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have to meal prep and clean and do laundry while drowning in homework maybe that’s why Jessica!!!! 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sister asked me why I always listen to music about wanting to die or talking about how I’m going to die in general like can’t a girl have a little SI as a treat???? 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I fear my A in A&P is going to come to an end bc the muscular system is KICKING MY ASS 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Devil wears Prada 2 had no business being that long jfc 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Only a little more body fat to burn before the abs have their time back in the sun 080
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026V good chance my top 10 for the year will be all slayyyter 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS is not only a good song, but would have been the theme song of my delusions when I was in high school if it had been around at that point in time. 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026After exactly 40 seconds of research I discovered capybaras are actually fine 060
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Meanwhile his species is about to go extinct bc of the trump administration 140
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Crying in the gym to Black Lung by Jonah Kagen wby 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is this what I get for making fun of Ryan Seacrest’s stretched out nipples???? 050
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good Will Hunting holding it down for heteros 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guess when I found out I was allergic to AstroGlide 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why are there so many Godzilla movies who is watching these 310
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s stopping the show and rescheduling and our tix are valid 110
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At the Dermot Kennedy concert and he lost his voice and everyone left the stage to see what they’re going to do??? This is the worst day of my life no shade 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bitches from Indiana love to be boring 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Clothing retail stores make their websites raggedy af on purpose so you’ll download their app but I won’t be fooled 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kinda crazy how body dysmorphia really whacked every single person in my family like we are all v ill 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was fighting for gay rights … people died 001
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He used to threaten to kill himself id I ignored him so I wouldn’t text him for a few days 020
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man who I used to hook up with randomly texted me to send him $10 to be on his private snap??? Girl I didn’t really care that much for it when I had it for free 140
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Doesn’t matter if I never use AI bc I know a family that lives and breathes by AI we really are cooked 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My pits smell crazy already and I just got done warming up so rip in peace to everyone working out next to me today 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do u guys think the people in the pit at the Dermot Kennedy concert are going to bully me when im ugly crying 90% of the show y/n 000
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026REMASTERED OVERPROTECTED DARKCHILD REMIX VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS 010
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Botched my manscaping 😔 but here’s some #girth 3140
Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That Britney25 cover ikyfl when will the suffering end 000