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Rafael Allencar’s BBL

@britneysgum.bsky.social
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 9h
Do u guys think the people in the pit at the Dermot Kennedy concert are going to bully me when im ugly crying 90% of the show y/n
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 11h
REMASTERED OVERPROTECTED DARKCHILD REMIX VIDEO ON YOUTUBE I USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 13h
My mother on top again iktr
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a 90 on my A&P exam ty lord
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Botched my manscaping 😔 but here’s some #girth
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can any1 c me
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Britney25 cover ikyfl when will the suffering end
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone said I need to start an onlyfans and I said baby I post my dick and ass for free for 14 likes
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The search function on every app and website being ads or websites filled with ads or stuff entirely unrelated is pmo I just needed the tweet from Deena on jersey shore that said EARTHQUACK!!
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As one of the gays with mostly girl friends “Ew, why do you have hair on your legs?!” “Did you forget that I am a man?” occurs more frequently than you would think.
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta sign power of attorney over to this tax attorney omg im gonna get my kidneys harvested
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got to work 45 mins early on accident I’m about to kms fr
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If my sister’s accountant for her multimillion dollar company can’t save me from this tax crisis I fear it is over for me
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t believe I gotta get a second job bc of these fuckin back taxes 🫩
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My car insurance payment got declined so I checked my bank account and I have -$13,481.10 BITCH WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The GP is too stupid to handle a zipper merging ramp
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Need my math instructor to have a horrible day bc why is my first assignment still ungraded this lady is so fucking useless
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heard it was #fcf
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lady on Threads was def a long covid victim at the Massachusetts lesbian bar
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just remembered Dame Maggie Smith passed away 🫩
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Casper rly is one of my fav fall movies. I need to be in a haunted mansion in Maine yesterday.
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went to dollar tree and the people in front of me bill was 9.03 or something and she says don’t worry about that 3 cents. I get up there and she says 8.03 and counted out 97 cents and said and that’s for slavery 😭
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
V annoying when I do abs and my lower back and the floor join forces to make armpit fart sounds
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should be allowed to euthanize one person who lacks spatial awareness every day
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
3 more assignments and a final and I’ll finally be done with fuck ass General psychology once and for fucking all thank u lordddd
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ik my psych instructor is annoyed that I did my discussion post on Brenda Meeks from scary movie and replied to the person who did Regina George’s with wonder what her big 5 score would be if she had been hit by a bus many years earlier
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a man and woman are laughing together I just assume the man is gay bc surely no one is having a good time with a straight man
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Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yearning for the pumpkin patch
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only chart that matters is @imaginarygaychart.bsky.social
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hate that we are gonna out more money into Colleen Hoovers pocketbook but the trailer looks so good even tho the book has its own plot holes (especially the one with the extended ending)
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One thing about me is I’m absolutely turning off my gym playlist to go back to Slayyyter. My body being carved by her omg call me michaelangelo
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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a bag of rice pointing to a shrimp:
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How else am I supposed to explain Dawson’s 50 load weekend ????
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just got 3 questions wrong on a quiz because I wrote social-cognitive which is what is in the word bank but the answer is social cognitive … I want to drive my car through a building I have the worst fucking instructors of all time!!!!!!!
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a&p1 wants me dead
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have once again scored a 78 on an assignment with the use of AI!!!! QUIT ASSIGNING AI ASSIGNMENTS!!!!! Never in my life do I want to use this shit!!!!!
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rafael Allencar’s BBL’s 2026 Top 10 so far
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wasn’t feeling my workout but then I switched to slayyyter and now I feel like the strongest twunk in the Milky Way
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
marked unsafe from Yvie Oddly porn
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this anything
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just remembered Kim Zolciak was an RN. Can’t believe people fail out of nursing school omg
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Increased my carbs by 90g 5 days ago and got leaner … crazy that macro counting actually works
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pregnant trans man with sent pics and asked if I wanted to do r*p* play with him … what the heck
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s only ok when I talk shit about NC not when trump says it!!!!! Mostly bc what I say is true and he lies
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We really need to have a conversation about dental hygiene in southeast North Carolina
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This useless ass app will auto sensitive content warning a happy trail but not the absolute monster dick that has 837 likes already like surely the algorithm notices
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listening to Dorinda Medley live in Sydney wbu?
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Rafael Allencar’s BBL @britneysgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meg Stalter album fkn bangs
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