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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Hula Hoops Smoky Bacon: Yes, smoky bacon, but the piggy taste gets a little lost in the dense, starchy potato flavour of the Hula Hoop. As ever, a phenomenal, sharp crack of a crunch. Rating: 7.2

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Additional Thoughts: * These are probably delicious dipped in tzatziki or raita * There aren't enough lamb flavoured crisps out there, so let me know your recommendations

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Marks & Spencer Lamb Kofta: These crisps are a rich feast of aromatic ground spices with a hint of chilli to add a dry, peppery heat. The lamb's restricted to a mere cameo in the background, but the delicious spices are impossible to ignore. Rating: 8.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

First I've heard of them, will track down a pack!

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Tesco Basil & Pecorino Pesto: First, there's the rich punch of pecorino; bold, yet creamy as it bombards the taste buds. Then the basil floats in, brushing the palate clean and preparing you for the next mouthful. Shamefully irresistible. Rating: 8.5

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Sainsbury's Sea Salt & Suffolk Cider Vinegar: Firstly, the potatoes are delicious, all earthy and rich - as if they've lived their life like a king. Secondly, the cider vinegar bangs with a tarte, fruity, lip-puckering tingle which somehow swerves an acidic burn. Rating: 8.4

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

I hope, one day, you find your safe place.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Aldi Kentucky Smoked BBQ: Aldi smash it out the park again with crisps that taste like a Louisville family gathering in a heatwave. Bourbon smoke curls through the sweet and fruity barbecue sauce notes to send your tastebuds into overdrive. Mouth-watering. Rating: 8.4

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

The Real McCoy's Chip Shop Curry Sauce: These crisps won’t whisk you away to a park bench with curry-dipped chips, but there’s a polite tingle of heat and a shy spice which keep the spuds in agreeable company. Rating: 7.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Seabrook Chicken Curry: Now this is a proper curry crisp: bold, complex, and deeply spiced - each crunch a slow delight of heat and roasted depth. A delicious celebration of curry. And even better with a drop of mango chutney. Rating: 8.6

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I had to double check that these weren't a prank! The salt and vinegar Chippies were a treat.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Additional Thoughts: * Better than the Walkers Fish & Chips crisps from 2021 * They're good, but I couldn't eat these every week

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Seabrook Fish & Chips: These crisps deliver a rich, golden batter crunch and are resolutely British. Gloriously fried, they're all fluffy potato with the slightest hint of cod, like a wink from a trawler. Rating: 8.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Seabrook Farmhouse Cheddar & Chutney: A cheddar fog rolls in, dense and delicious, snuggling into sweet, tangy chutney and all spooned onto a crunchy spud. These deserve to be part of the permanent range. Rating: 8.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Two Farmers Woodland Mushroom and Wild Garlic: Not your average flavour, this is British woodlands in a biodegradable packet. Earthy, brazen mushrooms take the lead, while the wild garlic lends a pleasant, herby accent to the delicious potatoes. Rating: 8.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Taylors Pickled Onion: Earthy, skin-on potatoes come together with sweet, sugary pickled onions to conjure up a pleasing tang. Your breath won't be fresh, but you simply won't care. The extra thick cut only enhances the experience. Rating: 8.2

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Marks & Spencer Four Cheese & Onion: Wave after wave of creamy cheese, all indulgent and smooth, sweeps through the mouth before a sly helping of onion cuts in without disrupting the scene. The well engineered furrows, meanwhile, deliver a mighty crunch. Rating: 8.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

At some point, but there are so many crisps to get through. It's tough work.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Will have to give them a go, there's not enough lamb crisps out there.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The best type of boy is a beefy boy. Or is it a bad boy? Perhaps a beefy, bad boy for the true connoisseur.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Slabs Beef Roast with English Mustard: Three times thicker than your average crisp, they crunch like no other. Then there's the beef: Smoky, rich, and grass-fed decadence. A peppery mustard kick clinches it. The nearest you'll get to Brannigans. Rating: 9.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Marks & Spencer Salt & Double Vinegar: Twice the vinegar, twice the thrill? Not quite. The clash of tangs lunges from zesty jab to gentle tickle, a bit unhinged. But the crunch is a symphony and the potatoes delightfully creamy. Rating: 7.3

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I found these in a farm shop, so they're not easy to pick up. You can buy big boxfuls of them online.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Taste of Game Smoked Pheasant & Wild Mushroom: An intoxicating symphony of flavour - the tangy, gamey pheasant chasing after earthy mushrooms with the complexity of smoked salt in the background. And the potatoes? Delicious. Rating: 9.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Aldi Ridged Thai Sweet Chicken: A triumph of imitation, these crisps gleefully flaunt their sweet, fruity charm and take your tastebuds on a passport-free adventure. You'll resent the packet for ending. Rating: 8.4

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

There's only one place near me that sells them. And that's nearly 20 miles away.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Brown Bag Aberdeen Angus Beef & Onion: This is British beef in all its glory: sweet, succulent and indecently delicious. Tucked into a fragrant, herby embrace with a crunch that sings, these crisps are a bagful of brilliance. Rating: 8.6

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Aldi Ridged Bacon Sizzler: Plagiarism's lazy, but when it tastes this good, who's complaining? Rich plumes of sweet and smoky pork indulgence curl around the mouth while the addictive crunch keeps you munching. Rating: 7.8

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Simply Roasted Black Truffle: The truffle swagger hits fast, but it vanishes equally quickly without trace. The spuds are left gasping for relevance, but they're deprived of fat and lack any depth of flavour - they're dry too. Healthy, but mundane. You won't be back. Rating: 6.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Sainsbury's Cheese & Onion: They won't redefine snacking, but they're a dependable take on a classic. Thick enough to crunch respectably, they tick the necessary boxes - sweet, cheesy and tangy - without too much imagination. Rating: 6.7

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Why else would I be eating them? Yours sincerely, Gerald Cunt.

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Savoursmiths Desert Salt & Vinegar: Desert Salt - now there's a novelty of a marketing trick. The vinergar bites, sharp but pleasant - not the full flamenco on the tongue, just a gentle shuffle. The salt, sundried and worldly, compliments it well. A crisp with poise. Rating: 8.3

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Aldi Corn on the Cob: Another dose of madness condensed into crisp form by the unhinged minds at Aldi. The fresh, vibrant corn flavour pops with aplomb, before a sumptuous wave of butter glides across the tongue, all elegance and excess. Superb stuff. Rating: 9.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Tyrrell's Roasted Chicken & Sage: Tyrrell's has somehow bottled the very soul of Sunday lunch - golden roast chicken with a generous helping of sage - into a crisp. After one bite, you’ll be checking the oven, convinced there’s a bird roasting somewhere. Rating: 8.2

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Taste of Game Wild Duck & Plum Sauce: One of life's most crunchiest mysteries is why these aren't available in every shop. Flavours of rich, fatty duck mingle with sweet, deep plum notes before a fragrant burst of spice seals the deal. Gorgeous beyond belief. Rating: 9.3

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Bullseye Salt 'n' Vinegar: It's a mystery how these crisps even exist, but I'm glad they do. Intensely acidic, but with a generous helping of buttery potatoes and a mighty crunch, these are worth more than your bus fare home. However, best enjoyed in small batches. Rating: 7.8

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Keep meaning to track these down - maybe over the weekend. I hear they're in Aldi...

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Snaktastic Cheese & Onion: A weak tribute to Walker's lunchbox classic, these crisps fail to deceive. The cheese is kind of sharp, the onion vaguely tangy but they crumble - quite literally - with a flimsy, ghost-like crunch. Admittedly, they're cheap. Rating: 6.5

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

Fairfields Adnams Ghost Ship: Beer and crisps are natural allies, so these make perfect sense. And with strong flavours of hops and citrus mingling with the deep crunch of moreish potato, these crisps are an old fashioned pub session in a bag. Now, whose round is it? Rating: 8.4

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

Frisps Salt & Vinegar: Taking several powerful chomps to crunch down, these Frisps let out tangy bites of salt and vinegar along the way but never overpower. Strong potato flavour at the heart, and dirt cheap in a multipack, so an excellent choice to snack on. Rating: 8.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

Frisps Ready Salted: It may claim not to be a crisp, but it certainly is. The roughly formed ridges give it an intriguing texture which goes hand in hand with a big crunch. Slightly dry, but not overly so, and the simple salt flavouring balances well with the potato. Rating: 7.9

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 25/01/2024

Sainsbury's Lion Snacks: They may be light on the tongue, but these salty snacks are full of creamy potato notes and produce a big, satisfying crunch between your teeth. Flavoursome, fun and, at 20p a pack, excellent value for money. A roaring success. Rating: 7.9

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

Mini Cheddars Original: Sorry, but I'm counting these as crisps. Yes, they're dry, but they also have a deep, satisfying crunch and a powerful cheddar flavour which coats the mouth with a vengeance. A British classic, even if they do get stuck in your teeth. Rating: 8.1

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

Squares Salt & Vinegar: I don't eat enough Squares, and these are a firm reminder of why I've been wasting my life. The sharp, acidic tang of the vinegar gets you salivating instantly and you're then hit by the mighty, potatoey crunch reverberating around your head. Rating: 8.6

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

M&S Mature Cheddar & Spring Onion: Starting with a sharp edge of cheddar, the cheese flavour mellows into something more soft and creamy as the mild tang of the spring onions kick in. Beautifully realised. Rating: 8.0

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British Crisps @britishcrisps.bsky.social · 31/12/2023

Co-op Ultimate Roast Potato: like all good roast potatoes, these are crunchy and luxuriously oily. The garlic and rosemary bring complexity to the flavour, but there's an unmistakable cheddar aroma mingling with the black pepper aftertaste, which threw me a bit. Rating: 7.8

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