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Joff

@bristoljoff.bsky.social
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just got account suspended on X for saying I wanted to punch Jesse Waters of Fox News on the mouth. Hope it doen't happen again!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
So much fun, until you realise he's clawing the bloody screen!!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Israel is committing Genocide. If you agree Like/RT, lets make this the most Liked post to prove that everyone knows exactly what Israel is doing.
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Someone sent me this today. Don't know who made it, but it made me smile...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There's a pizza season? Shit! Why didn't anyone tell me...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Not sure if this depicts neglect or resilience, either way, growing tomatoes is not my thing!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Remember binge drinking? Being told that we shouldn't drink loads at the weekends. That's why I start on Thursday! Cheers 🍻
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Quick question for those more clever than me. Should the Eptstein files be investigated by any other agencies as it involves more than just Americans? Some sort of INTERnational POLice perhaps?
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Difficult to choose between sweet and savoury. Can I have both?
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Ouch!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My first tomato! I'm so proud...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ah. Looks like my view last weekend
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
That looks like Eastville park...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Is there a link?
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It's a lot of fun to watch the 'split', even though the circumstances are horrific.
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Bloody hell. The opening might be years old, but it's still so true!!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Well, that's breakfast sorted. What's for dinner?
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Leigh Booker @leighbooker.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Accordion to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Can we start using #PresidentTemu for Trump from now on. Looked ok in the advert but when it arrived, it looks like shit and doesn't fucking work properly!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Brilliant
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Wow! Share it wide...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Not the actual Edwin Collins, surely?
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
He's now claiming he was being sarcastic! No, seriously. I kid you not. Even more of a moron than Daddy Dipshit 😂
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It's the worst kind of Heads or Tails game ever!
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Terry @setmycompassnorh.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Poor Jeff
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The most English response ever...
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 04/05/2025
youtube.com
What Is It We Can Smell From A Quarter Of A Mile Away?
YouTube video by The Life of Sharks
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy Birthday!!!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
...any minute...
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Donald Trump doesn't know that the USA continued fighting Japan until August 14, 1945 in World War 2 and lost tens of thousands more soldiers. He is a disgrace as well as a moron.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Funny as fuck!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
All this talk about immigants reminds me... youtu.be/RlNhD0oS5pk?...
youtu.be
Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Live 1972) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Led Zeppelin
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I didn't think I could admire him any more after his stance on Trump. I have a trans daughter too and feel exactly the same way. De Niro is a fucking legend!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My god she is dangerously stupid.
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
$4.79 for a packet of crisps. Bloody hell!!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Share it wide you wonderful people.
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is the fourth outing for a campaign that in two locals and one GE, helped to wipe out the Tories. Now, we need to ensure that Reform DOES NOT GAIN from massive Tory losses tomorrow. Tactical voting on May 1st will HURT BOTH and give YOU progressive representation. stopthetories.vote
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/04/2025
Anxious.
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trumpwatchdog.bsky.social @trumpwatchdog.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If you're mad at journalists, Congrats on declaring war against "things that happened." Next up: banning mirrors for being "too judgmental."
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Very funny words for a deeply worrying situation. Well done.
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pathetic little boy!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Nice to be on here and seeing nothing about Chemtrails or any other nonsense. The other place is full of it!!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Totally feeling Tom's Spring evening mood...
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I do, daily!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Don't mix drugs kids!!
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Darren Grimes looks like he's been groomed by two weirdos!
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Joff @bristoljoff.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Last Train to Clarksville or The Monkee
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