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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard

@bristlebeard.bsky.social
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Artist on a journey back from burnout. Nascent Gamedev. Probably AuDHD but can't afford the diagnoses. Looking for friends not followers. -{Fly No Flags}-

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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll know I've truly made it when my broom has a guard on it.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They parried the gender, m'lord.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nostalgia [derogatory]
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Emmet Brickowski's Hesitation in The Lego Movie
Alt: Emmet Brickowski's Hesitation in The Lego Movie
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*clears throat and leans into mic* Um... Hang Ten, dudes....
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No thanks, this is a Mr. Pibb household.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just stunning work, as always! I used to follow you on insta, so I'm grateful I found you again.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our house is experiencing the joy of quail. Bonus, tiny fried eggs are cute and delicious.
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Northern Bobwhite Quail Call Close-up
Alt: Northern Bobwhite Quail Call Close-up
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've spent most my adult life having my scifi aspirations tugged into the media eye for the next round of VC funding, and I'm sick of it. I fully recognize that I'm being irrational and pissy lol
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's always this way with these damn tech start-ups.
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Saw Gerrera: Lies! Deception! (Rogue One)
Alt: Saw Gerrera: Lies! Deception! (Rogue One)
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice to finally see some talent on the channel!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like a little Pierpont, or Gert to me.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aw. Poor thing is pushing rope.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It will always be a key point of capture. Just takes exact and immediate control of social identity and then turns it into political capital. It's just advertising, targeted at a person's intersectionality, and not to be trusted.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A MILF with a flat stomach and a thigh gap you can fly a cessna through just don't look right...
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James Parker Iii: You Right Correct
Alt: James Parker Iii: You Right Correct
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Solid gold skeet
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only way establishment Dems learn is if we vote against them.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
With the right kind of music, they could begin to mosh!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This image would vaporize a medieval peasant.
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Mr.Ysachov @mrysachov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
little animation test 👀 #tf2 #blender #gamedev #3D
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lib told me guys who are worse keep beating centrist suits so I asked how many centrists he's run and he said he just goes to the chamber of commerce and gets a new one every election so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding centrists to republicans and then a Bluseky reply guy started crying.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Doomerism is lazy. It's giving yourself permission to not try. It's a privileged take, which is why I overwhelmingly see Doomer content from white men. Everything can be done. The future is not yet written. We have agency, can do something. We ARE doing something. Millions of us are moving.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that's one badass tree!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why should anyone give a shit what WIll Stancil thinks/feels/says about trans people anymore. He pretty conclusively made his stance clear and his feedback is no longer needed. Let's stop bumping him to the trending feed just to get our repost dunks, huh?
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I heard someone describe ADHD as living in a soft rain of post it notes, each containing vitally important info. For some of, those post it notes arrive attached to bricks.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Meme: Minor Spelling Mistake
Alt: Meme: Minor Spelling Mistake
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A bad can be entertaining but boring is unforgivable. A boring game's damnation also scales with the game's marketing budget.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Super cute sprites and interesting looking gameplay? Wishlisted!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can totally call yourself a a "Curator" now. Heck put it in your bio and business cards lol
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Chris Farley's Hilarious Meltdown
Alt: Chris Farley's Hilarious Meltdown
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Nathaniel: Go Ahead and Put One On My Plate
Alt: Nathaniel: Go Ahead and Put One On My Plate
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Alex the Lion Dancing
Alt: Alex the Lion Dancing
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks, Duke.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah, that's great to hear! Keep steppin big, my friend!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey hey, small world! I developed celiac when COVID wiped me in 2023. Keep hope alive, my friend. There's a lot of good that can come from avoiding gluten. I inadvertently lost like 40lbs.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ah, you've slid into the "generating data for analysis about your diet, pursuant of less damn pain" stage of life. Welcome, my friend.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So many great movies came out in 2004, it was nearly impossible to pick. So I choose one I've watched the most.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Hellboy Comic
Alt: Hellboy ripping his horns off in defiance of his so called destiny.
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lord benadryl please sooth this man's burning hole. Amen.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
muy verde caliente (I don't speak spanish)
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Shrek Says Ay Victor to Victor Dario
Alt: Shrek Says Ay Victor to Victor Dario
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Crunchyroll is maximally guilty of this. The subs for english dubbed episodes are genuinely awful and occasionally racist.
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is just so damn lovely. Great job!
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Spongebob Fish Screaming
Alt: Spongebob Fish Screaming
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh! I just finished that one, too! Hellofutureme, right?
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm printing this skeet out and putting it on the fridge so the whole house can see it
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