Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'll know I've truly made it when my broom has a guard on it. 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They parried the gender, m'lord. 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comEmmet Brickowski's Hesitation in The Lego MovieAlt: Emmet Brickowski's Hesitation in The Lego Movie 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*clears throat and leans into mic* Um... Hang Ten, dudes.... 011
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No thanks, this is a Mr. Pibb household. 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just stunning work, as always! I used to follow you on insta, so I'm grateful I found you again. 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Our house is experiencing the joy of quail. Bonus, tiny fried eggs are cute and delicious.static.klipy.comNorthern Bobwhite Quail Call Close-upAlt: Northern Bobwhite Quail Call Close-up 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've spent most my adult life having my scifi aspirations tugged into the media eye for the next round of VC funding, and I'm sick of it. I fully recognize that I'm being irrational and pissy lol 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's always this way with these damn tech start-ups.static.klipy.comSaw Gerrera: Lies! Deception! (Rogue One)Alt: Saw Gerrera: Lies! Deception! (Rogue One) 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nice to finally see some talent on the channel! 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looks like a little Pierpont, or Gert to me. 011
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Aw. Poor thing is pushing rope. 020
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It will always be a key point of capture. Just takes exact and immediate control of social identity and then turns it into political capital. It's just advertising, targeted at a person's intersectionality, and not to be trusted. 011
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A MILF with a flat stomach and a thigh gap you can fly a cessna through just don't look right...static.klipy.comJames Parker Iii: You Right CorrectAlt: James Parker Iii: You Right Correct 020
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5159161626
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Only way establishment Dems learn is if we vote against them. 140
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026With the right kind of music, they could begin to mosh! 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This image would vaporize a medieval peasant. 020
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardMr.Ysachov @mrysachov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026little animation test 👀 #tf2 #blender #gamedev #3D 1264
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A lib told me guys who are worse keep beating centrist suits so I asked how many centrists he's run and he said he just goes to the chamber of commerce and gets a new one every election so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding centrists to republicans and then a Bluseky reply guy started crying. 113619
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardParkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Doomerism is lazy. It's giving yourself permission to not try. It's a privileged take, which is why I overwhelmingly see Doomer content from white men. Everything can be done. The future is not yet written. We have agency, can do something. We ARE doing something. Millions of us are moving. 715835
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why should anyone give a shit what WIll Stancil thinks/feels/says about trans people anymore. He pretty conclusively made his stance clear and his feedback is no longer needed. Let's stop bumping him to the trending feed just to get our repost dunks, huh? 021
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I heard someone describe ADHD as living in a soft rain of post it notes, each containing vitally important info. For some of, those post it notes arrive attached to bricks. 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comMeme: Minor Spelling MistakeAlt: Meme: Minor Spelling Mistake 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A bad can be entertaining but boring is unforgivable. A boring game's damnation also scales with the game's marketing budget. 120
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Super cute sprites and interesting looking gameplay? Wishlisted! 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You can totally call yourself a a "Curator" now. Heck put it in your bio and business cards lol 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley's Hilarious MeltdownAlt: Chris Farley's Hilarious Meltdown 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comNathaniel: Go Ahead and Put One On My PlateAlt: Nathaniel: Go Ahead and Put One On My Plate 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comAlex the Lion DancingAlt: Alex the Lion Dancing 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hell yeah, that's great to hear! Keep steppin big, my friend! 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hey hey, small world! I developed celiac when COVID wiped me in 2023. Keep hope alive, my friend. There's a lot of good that can come from avoiding gluten. I inadvertently lost like 40lbs. 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ah, you've slid into the "generating data for analysis about your diet, pursuant of less damn pain" stage of life. Welcome, my friend. 110
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces… 352775459
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So many great movies came out in 2004, it was nearly impossible to pick. So I choose one I've watched the most. 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comHellboy ComicAlt: Hellboy ripping his horns off in defiance of his so called destiny. 100
Reposted by Bristlebeard the Gutter WizardKAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini : 15756131421
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Lord benadryl please sooth this man's burning hole. Amen. 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026muy verde caliente (I don't speak spanish)static.klipy.comShrek Says Ay Victor to Victor DarioAlt: Shrek Says Ay Victor to Victor Dario 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Crunchyroll is maximally guilty of this. The subs for english dubbed episodes are genuinely awful and occasionally racist. 010
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That is just so damn lovely. Great job! 000
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comSpongebob Fish ScreamingAlt: Spongebob Fish Screaming 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh! I just finished that one, too! Hellofutureme, right? 110
Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard @bristlebeard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm printing this skeet out and putting it on the fridge so the whole house can see it 110