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Brian Seward

@brisketdoughboy.bsky.social
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Amateur bbq pitmaster. Undisputed gumbo king of western NY. Dessert maker. Friend to those in the canine & feline realms. War reenactor & model kit builder. Happily married to a damn fine woman.

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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I used to get hives from stress and anxiety as a kid. The doctors tested me for all kinds of allergies but found that nothing was irritating my skin, except my own nerves. Thirty-six years later, I've got the damned stress hives again. The world is on the fritz, and so is my truck. This shit sucks
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She turned it on herself and her water bowl is already full. IG: @charlieeandlaylaa
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gochujang pasta with Beef Bulgogi, plus a few Buena Mulata peppers from the garden.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wife said it best- it is an AWFUL time to be an educated person living in the United States.
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𝖂𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖗 @wertheimer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Day the Earth Stood Still 18 Sep 1951 💯 #FilmSky🎞️
The Day the Earth Stood Still poster
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sure as shit could use $5,000...but I sure as shit won't sacrifice my vote, my integrity, or the fate of my country, to get it. Eat a dick, ya geriatric fuck.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When the world makes ya crazy, make stuff.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Welp....that Centurion kit just became a big ol' fuggin' frustration-fest. I shelved it for now. I'll come back to it someday. In the meantime, here's my next kit- a classic arachnid from the Cold War! #f89scorpion #histscalemodels
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a beautiful medium haired white cat, who seems to be standing with its front paws inside of a toilet bowl with its hind legs up on the seat. It is looking towards the photographer as if caught in the act.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The weekend in four photos. Backyard project, magnificent burgers, bike ride to the beach, smoking meats for 20 people. Proudly assisted by all of the animals in the home.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I haven't worked on my model tank in weeks, and that's a problem. The damned instructions are holding me up. They're hard to understand. But I gotta get over that damned fear. I have so many other kits waiting to be built!!
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Monica At The Movies @monicasmovies.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Frighteners (1996) 🎬🖤 Directed by Peter Jackson
The Frighteners (1996) movie picture collage
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The new Super Troopers movie is awesome. You should all go see it!
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not feeling today at all
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fucking love having an old truck. Fucking love it. LOVE IT. That's sarcasm btw.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm grateful for the limits I set on my social media accounts, but I'm even more grateful on days when news stories blatantly try to divert attention from current issues/dangers by re-hashing ones from six years ago.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Brought a "Marking Outfit for Stamping Metal" kit from World War I back to life this evening. Who knows how many hands have used this hammer and these punches! My buddy Noah got the honor of the first 2 dog tags to be marked up. He also fabricated a replacement guide plate!
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Last week, I found out about Atlantic Beach Pie. This week, I made one of those lil' sumbitches. It was a mind-altering experience. Easiest thing I've ever made, aside from peanut butter sandwiches. And a taste that has no equal. Yes, that's homemade whipped cream! #atlanticbeachpie
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
To the human sphincter who rifled through my truck last night: thanks for leaving my CD's, I'm really fortunate that you don't have good taste in music because these are some of my favorite albums. Ya butthole.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The "guy in the Misfits shirt who says 'nice dog' to all the dog walkers" struck again this weekend along the Genesee River. He also put his oldest up on the counter to clean a peanut butter spill. She worked in record time to contain the mess.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm a dirty little slut for those nutter butter cookies.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There's a special place in hell for those who've sporterized old military surplus rifles.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually got over eight hours of sleep last evening for the first time in days. It feels wonderful. I had to force myself to do it, but it was worth it.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dinner and board game nights at a friend's house don't usually include pineapple upside-down cake and a musket demonstration...but my buddy's kids wanted to see a musket being fired. The musket couldn't be fired without the War of 1812 NY state militia kit...just wouldn't be right! #warof1812
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
About to play the game of "can I ride my bike to the beach and back before the thunderstorms come".
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No, credit card company and bank. NO ONE ELSE is using my cards to attempt to buy reproduction World War I clothing with my credit/debit card. There's no need to flag my account because my activity seems suspicious. It'd be suspicious if I WASN'T buying said reproduction clothing. For fuck's sake.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My buddy from work invited my wife and I to a dinner & board game night with his family. His kids wanted me to bring a musket and pop off some blanks. I told him I can't just bring the musket without the War of 1812 uniform. So dinner & games has morphed into dinner & history & games and I love it.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hazy smokey days caused by wildfires 1,000 miles away that cause air quality to shit the bed make me really want to punch climate change deniers right in their suckholes. Because sucking in the air today is a bitch.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'll need to fabricate one of the tin guide plates....but here's a rare piece of history, and it'll allow me to actually make replica dog tags that I can sell to other WWI reenactors. Just need to get some aluminum stock and some punches, and I'll be in business! #markingoutfit #ww1reenacting
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My brain is still in another state. Struggling today. But I look at this photo and all my anxiety goes away.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The march of time can kiss my ass. That vacation wasn't long enough and I'm not ready to go back to work. FUCK
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My dogs are now bark rangers. Be jealous.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Very happy day today.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When my wife sleeps in, I doomscroll. Once in a while, I doomscroll in the right places. Then I find World War I antiques for sale. Then I buy said antiques. Holy shit, do I buy the antiques.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Been a long time since a movie made me tear up, but "Rory O'Shea Was Here" took the cake. Not sure how I didn't see it until now.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If Universal had given David Lynch five hours over two movies to do Dune Part 1 in 1984 and Part 2 in 1987, we would never have stopped talking about it. This movie was such a shockingly beautiful disaster...
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Genesee was quiet this morning. Loved every minute of it. Loved seeing a beaver, too! #geneseeriver
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I filled up the kiddie pool for the dogs and they didn't want anything to do with it. All 3 are napping inside in the AC.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Stupidly hot outside today. This is some bullshit
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Accidentally throwing out your truck registration is literally the easiest thing the DMV has to do and the DMV manager legit seemed relieved when I told her what I was here for.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Things were done. No roll was spared. @dj-snow.bsky.social I will travel to hell & back with you if it means we get to fuck up some all you can eat sushi again!
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Things I did this weekend: Cleaned my AC unit & checked the capacitor and the fan motor amps. Worked on my Centurion tank model. Went out to a gun store and bought rounds for my Lee Enfield. Hung out with my furkids. It's been a good weekend! #centuriontank #histscalemodels #smle #dogs #hvac
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Twenty-four mile solo bike ride in the books. From Greece to Brockport and back. Absolutely lovely day. #eriecanal
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lronlacy.bsky.social @lronlacy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
#OTD in 1918: #AIRMAIL! This is the first letter sent by air mail in the U.S., postmarked May 15, 1918, with a special air mail stamp. Cancel: “AIR MAIL SERVICE - WASH. N.Y. PHILA.” “MAY 15, 1918 - FIRST TRIP” “PHILA.”
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The Return of Jackie and Judy @returnofjackiejudy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s summer, let’s go to the beach
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Replaced a sump pump AND installed a new drain yesterday. Had the support and help of one of my best friends, and I bought the majority of the equipment from the company I work for. Fucking stoked with the feeling of accomplishment I got from this project! #sumppump #itreallysucks #thatsabadjoke
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Drinking a ton of beer Saturday did not set me up well for playing badminton against a 4th grader on Sunday. But at least I burned off some of those carbs, so I'll chalk it up as a win
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I cooked for my buddy's bachelor party this weekend, and it was truly bitchin'.
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Brian Seward @brisketdoughboy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The groom requested a garbage plate lunch. As the best man, I obliged him.
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